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Chanel Preston

Chanel Gets Kinky

I was just sitting in the Oakland airport for a very, very long time. After a long day for Kink.com my plane decided to break right before we took off. We had to de-board yadda-yadda-yadda and then sit there for an hour. Good thing I had orgasmed all day long, otherwise I may have been crankier. 

Today was my first time working with Kink, and I have to just say how impressed I was with them. First of all, I didn't have to bring a goddamn thing. I did of course bring a carry on of stuff just in case (after all it is porn), but I never needed any of it. I don't ever need star treatment but damn, Kink had it all. When shooting they had little Advils and Imodium (you never know) lain out on the table alongside neatly stacked Luna bars, one behind the other. I had my own water bottle with my name on it and an array of juices available to me as well and little packs of gum. The bathroom had stacks of necessities: enemas, douches, baby wipes, etc. They even had a box of new toothbrushes and little mini deodorants to take, and who can go wrong with the pina colado scented shower gel? Their bathroom soap also had little exfoliating beads, which got me really excited every time I washed my hands.

I felt as if I was at the "Alternative Lifestyle" Holiday Inn, except for the dungeon downstairs. Holiday Inn has never given me Advil and Imodium, and if they did it would cost me ten bucks. I love the thought of getting hog-tied downstairs, then grabbing a gourmet coffee on you way up to the room where there is more yummy treats like TV and Internet. I even had a very pleasant chat with their driver about shoving bowling pins up one's asshole. 

Oh yeah, the scene. I was so excited about the exfoliating hand wash that I almost forgot to tell you I got fucked by a robot today. Yes, a real live robot. I hugged him before our scene and told him he was a stud, and I wanted him to rock my world, Big daddy. He got an immediate erection at this point and came over and stuck it in me for a good, oh, I don't know, two seconds before I came. Just kidding but Hitachi vibrators and robots are definitely a "yes".  ;)

-XO Chanel

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