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Karla Lane Has a Bday Spectacular at a Sex Club

When most of my clients want a party, I work with a promoter to set them up at a swank club with a glitzy flyer, an unlimited guest list and gratis bottle service. But, some of my clients want something different. Karla Lane wanted to have her birthday party at a sex club in Van Nuys…well, all right then. And although I’ve worked in adult for over 8 years, somehow I’ve never made it out to a sex club…until now.

Two weeks before the party, I was working very closely with the promoter of the night who I lovingly call AKA (since her has a three names he goes by). We had many plans that included Karla’s movies playing on screen all night long (thanks to Plumper Pass), a webcam show accessible through Nookie Chat, giveaways from Cal Exotics and Sensational Video, and anything else to make the night perfect.

When I first arrived, the promoter showed me around the place and I was quite enthralled with all the rooms including a 1970s looking Asian room, 4 old school booths (the ones that are usually back of a sex store), a fetish-looking room with leather tables you could crawl up on and have sex (or be tied to), a smoking area that was tented out back, a stripper pole and main stage and velvet covered furniture and a chandelier, and tons of rooms with beds and areas to peep through and spy on all the action. The 1970s Asian room was my favorite with the pagoda type lamps, satin green sheets, and cherry blossoms.

The night of the party, there was a torrential rainstorm (yes, we do sometimes have them in L.A.) and the parking lot was flooded. People parked their cars up to three blocks away to come and hang out with Karla. Karla arrived and immediately got the party started in some sexy lingerie and eventually just down to her underwear. She started out the night by giving a free show on Nookie Chat and giving away the vibes we received from Cal Exotics. Audience members got to spin her signature wheel and get to be kissed, touched or even groped by Karla—many were too shy to try and touch her. The chat room on Nookie Chat and the main room of the club with the main stage both started filling up. Karla was on the microphone on stage the entire night and ended up doing her entire show for free on Nookie Chat, which drew the biggest crowds in a room that they have had since they started about two months ago.

There were many on stage performances that included Karla and her porn girlfriends, Selena White and Minnie Mayhem. Yes, some of the sexiest BBWs in the biz were on stage that night, and they were ravishing male talent Benji Strokes. Throughout the night, the audience seemed to loosen up and get in on the action. A t-girl took a HUGE dildo (it had girth and was at least 10 inches long) and fucked Karla with it. I was shocked when it made it almost all the way in and was tempted to call Guinness Book of World Records.

There were lots of couples and single men. Since I decided to leave my new flame at home, I was one of the very few single women there. Men were pretty bold about approaching me, but definitely respectful. I had this one guy who couldn’t take a hint, and it was hard to shake him. He finally trotted off like a sad dog and started trying to chat up some other girls.

I was worried about being safe and people being to forceful or even crass—that was so not the case, thankfully. Even if I had met someone who I wanted to have sex with (and there were a few), I just couldn’t do it. Every time a girl went off with a guy and/or moaned from a room, people came running. Yea, 20 people watching you have sex and drooling can be odd, even if you’re an exhibitionist. I did make out with this one guy in a room that had jail bars on it—that was as far as it went and I gave him my number. That’s what happens when you’re somewhere between a porn girl and a civilian. LOL

The promoter and his crew got Karla a bday cake with a ton of candles. There’s nothing like a snack after some rousing sex sessions. Needless to say, the cake ended up being licked off Karla and others. Let’s just say I’m glad I don’t have to clean up this place.

I did Tweet a few pics from the party (which are below). They don’t exactly allow cameras in there, but as long as I wasn’t putting the flash in the partygoers faces, it was all good. All in all, I had more fun than I thought I would, and of course, Karla had a blast.


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