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The Clown Strikes!

Crimson Clown

Which Sex Toy Should The Crimson Clown Get Next?

I'm looking for something easy on the wallet but definitely worthy of the Crimson Clown's cock. I don't want to end up with the Halo Ballers' stroker again. Though all things considered I did request to review it, so I digress.

Here is a stroker that I find particularly attractive.

It's from Kristina Rose, who is in her right fucking sexy.


There's also this one:


It's ths Sasha Grey sucker, which can complete the Sasha Grey anatomy. At the end of the day I'd still much rather have Grey, but at least I can nibble on her pussy stroker while getting sucked off by this one.

There's a stroker that actually simulates being given a hand job:


While the fucking hot Julia Ann has her own stroker.


If you have any suggestions, by all means please let me know as I'm up for a new toy for the Crimson Clown's little man to enjoy.

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