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Where The Boys Aren't #16

Studio: Vivid » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/17/04

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Where The Boys Aren't 16 (Jenna Jameson)

Vivid Entertainment

Genre: Lesbian

Director: Chi Chi LaRue

Cast: Dasha, Mercedes, Kira Kener, Jenna Jameson, Sunrise Adams, Savanna Samson, Briana Banks, Taya, Chloe Jones

Length: 86.5 minutes

Date of Production: 6/23/2003 (box), 3/5/2003 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra for most people will be the five bonus scenes, one each from WTBA 9 through 13. I liked the 15 minute long Behind the Scenes feature a lot since it spent time with all the gals. There was also a couple of photogalleries, some trailers, a positions room, multiple angles, a double sided DVD cover, and spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by Chi Chi LaRue for Vivid. The movie was designed to be a stylish look at lesbian sex and the slow motion, wind machines, and low lighting were all done on purpose to make it look a certain way. The action was plainly visible and the grain with video noise weren't bad so I'm okay with the picture quality. The audio was presented in stereo English but it was slightly hollow and had little separation.

Body of Review: Few fans of lesbian sex are unaware of the Vivid series, Where The Boys Aren't, due to the long lived nature of the series under a host of different directors. The latest in the series is Where The Boys Aren't 16, starring everyone's favorite blonde bombshell, Jenna Jameson. The concept this time is about a version of hell where Jenna is in charge and all the dark angels of sex were females. The slight premise on top of that was the corruption of a light angel to the dark ways of lesbian sex. Whatever the case, the action was very stylish and fans of the series will probably enjoy it a lot. If this appeals to you, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action:

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Scene One: Dasha, the former Russian hotty contract performer, Kira, the one given the boot recently by Vivid, and Mercedes, all had a scene in a stylish setting while wearing elaborate winged outfits. Mercedes wore white, symbolizing innocence, and the other two prepared to corrupt her at Jenna's orders. They licked and sucked one another, using slow motion photography and wind machines along with a ton of makeup to achieve a certain look. Aside from licking one another a whole lot, they used their fingers to get each other off, to the point of squirting.

Scene Two: Jenna, all made up like her friends but obviously in charge of the cast, had some fun with Sunrise next. She offered up her pussy for the young starlet to suck and Jenna was not disappointed by Sunrise's desire to taste the best pussy in all of porn. Their makeup and fetish style outfits were similar to the others but I overcame caring about them as the scene progressed. The gals had fun and while there was some fingering going on, most of the action centered on orally pleasing one another.

Scene Three: Briana and Savanna were up next, each a different aspect of the Vivid hierarchy. Savanna's curves versus Briana's lean youth, made for a nice scene as the two explored one another with tongues and talons. After a short time, Taya joined them, adding some more contrast to the dynamic here, with her darker skin and exotic look. The gals rimmed each other, did more oral, and fingered away as if in a contest to get each other off first. There was a bit of anal play too but nothing as advanced as I've seen elsewhere.

Scene Four: Dasha and Sunrise went at it next. Sunrise started it by going down on the established performer and Jenna joined in to help. Jenna was not an active participant until the end though and even as they used vibrators on the porn legend, the scene seemed to be winding down. It gained a bit more steam as Chloe entered the picture to assist the gals in getting Jenna off and mini-orgy took place from there. If you like slowly building heat in your lesbian scenes, you'll enjoy this one a lot since the flow and ebb of heat was interesting to watch (repeatedly).

Scene Five: Jenna, again leading the pack, saw to the orgy that consisted of the entire cast; Dasha, Sunrise, Savanna, Chloe, Mercedes, Kira, and Briana after Mercedes was brought in, having earned her black wings (symbolizing her complete transformation into a "dark angel"). The cast soon became a writhing mass of female flesh, outlined by boy toys that weren't allowed to participate. They licked, fingered, and used all sorts of toys on one another as they got off. Jenna did less here than the others but that was likely part of the plan.

Summary: I'm going to rate this one as Recommended since the cast was exceptionally attractive, the stylish look appealing (in small increments), and the overall package well worth looking into . If you enjoy seeing lesbian sex, you're going to want to look for this one right away although fans of guys boning gals will be wanting to look somewhere else.

For more movies with the lovely blonde bombshell Jenna Jameson in them, check out the following releases on DVD:
Hell On Heels,
Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology 3,
The Masseuse
Bella Loves Jenna,
5 Star Jenna Jameson,
Silver Screen Confidential,
My Plaything Jenna Jameson 1,
Jenna Jameson's Wicked Anthology 1,
Jenna's Star Power,
My Plaything Jenna Jameson 2,
Jenna Loves Kobe,
Where The Boys Aren't 16,
Jenna's Lip Service,
Jenna Jameson Uncut and Uncensored

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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