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Pick Up Lines #80

Studio: Legend Video » Review by Rob Randell » Review Date: 5/22/04

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Straight, Compilation

Director: Various

Cast: Sandy, Gina, Carina, Victoria, Priscila, Jewel De'Nyle, Roge, Leonardo, Jazz Duro, Nick Lang, Peter North, Mike Foster, Tony Tigero

Length: 1 Hour 33 Minutes

Production Date: 8/23/98,8/16/03, 11/10/03, 2/8/04, 2/9/04, 3/5/04

Extras: Trailers, Photo Gallery

Audio/Video: The video is presented in full frame color. The quality ranges slightly, but looks less than decent for the most part. In general, each scene has a distinct grain in the picture, some more than the others. Overall, it's not wonderful. The audio is presented in 2-channel mono. The sound quality seems to be only a little better than the video quality, fairly decent. There is a slight hiss in the audio track. There is background music that drowns out the scenes' foreground (girls moaning).

Body of Review: Silverstone Entertainment is one of many companies that fall somewhere under (or around) the Legend Studio banner. What does this mean? Silverstone Entertainment has access to a lot of recycled porn. Following the tradition of many studios, the concept of reusing previously created material and compiling them together has not been lost. One of Silverstone's successful enterprises has been their Pick Up Lines series. This compilation series features six scenes with girls from all over the world. Exactly how they define all over the world, I'm not quite sure. Anyways, this is a fairly clean cut compilation. The action is straight forward and easy on the eyes. If you're interested, here's the scene by scene.

Scene 1: Sandy
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Spoon
Condoms: No
Sandy is one cute looking gal, with a very hot body and a great looking face. She also has a real young and innocent look. This flat chested babe joins up with two guys for a little fun in the sun. The scene opens with the standard oral sex. Sandy looks cute while she gets eaten out. The blow job is less exciting. Sandy doesn't seem to execute very well, as she attempts to blow both of the guys. It doesn't really look like anything is going on. Fortunately, the oral sex is short and the sex follows. This scene felt like a waste. Sandy's awful oral skills continued during the sex. Not much action in the front. Why team Sandy up with two guys? It was pretty disappointing to see such a cute girl perform so poorly.

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Scene 2: Victoria
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: No
Victoria is your average cutie with light brown hair and a really nice set of natural tits. Her scene has her being photographed. One thing leads to another and the photographer is all over this cutie. The opening oral sex looks pretty good, with some great shots of Victoria's hot body, when she's being eaten out. The blow job focuses primarily on the head of the guy's penis. Victoria also uses her hands a lot. It doesn't scene to mix well. The blow job just seems sloppy. The sex in this scene was pretty decent. They screwed at a decent pace. Overall, the scene just wasn't that impressive. Victoria is attractive and nice to look at, but that's about it.

Scene 3: Gina
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Hot damn this girl has a body! Gina is a very attractive girl, with small breasts, a great ass, and a wonderful body. She does a quick striptease, but it sure is hot. The action opens with oral sex. The blow job is most notable, with Gina doing a fantastic job. Gina's blow job involves deep throating, spit, and some great face fucking. The sex in this scene was conducted very well. Gina looks great while she gets railed, though she did look a little uncomfortable during the anal scene. Anyways, this was a very good scene with some great action.

Scene 4: Carina
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Facial
Positions: Doggie, Reverse Cowgirl
Condoms: No
Wow another cutie. Carina has a much different look than other girls. She has long blond hair. So what's special about that? It's braided. While not the hottest look in the world, she still looks pretty cute. She gets picked up by some dude and brought back to his place. The action opens with Carina being eaten out. Afterwards, Carina gives her friend a blow job. The blow job isn't very exciting. Carina uses her hands a lot and doesn't seem to put a lot of energy into the action. The sex in this scene proceeds like any other, in and out with nothing impressive worth noting. Overall, it was a less than exciting scene.

Scene 5: Priscila
Acts Included: Oral, Vaginal, Anal, Facial
Positions: Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Spoon
Condoms: Yes
Priscilla is a very attractive blonde. She has a great looking body and a nice rack. She joins up with two guys for a bit of fun. The scene opens with some standard oral sex. This action looks pretty decent, it's really not that special. The sex in this scene is fairly clean and straightforward. Priscilla is a very attractive girl, but her scene didn't leave my stomach feeling all tingly inside. Instead, I was slightly bored. It's nothing more than a less than average scene.

Scene 6: Jewel De'Nyle
Acts Included: Oral, Facial
Positions: blow job
Condoms: No
Jewel De'Nyle is a name that you should be aware of. She's been in the business for some time and now directs. Anyways, she's a hot dark haired chick with a great body and rack. In this scene, she gives Peter North a blow job. The action looks pretty damn good, with Jewel getting really into the action. There are also some pretty nice shots of her hot body that really made this an enjoyable scene. It's just too bad there wasn't any penetrating sex.

Concluding Words: Before this reviewing this title, I reviewed the previous installment in this compilation series, Pick Up Lines #79. I wasn't really impressed with the title, but I found there were a few good scenes or at least portions of scenes. However, I wasn't impressed with this other release. The level of quality seemed to dip a little further downwards than the previous title. In Don Houston's review of Pick Up Lines #78, he makes a good point. The scenes in this series are all pretty much hit or miss. Some are great (like Gina's) and other are just terrible (the rest of the film). Overall, this one had one too many misses and deserves a skip it.

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