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Flesh Hunter 7
Flesh Hunter 7: Hot On Their Tails: Director's Cut
Director: Jules Jordan
Cast: Luci Thai, Scott Lyons, Arnold Shwartzenpecker, Jules Jordan, Brooke Milano, Brett Rockman, Teagan Presley, Alberto Rey, Mark Ashley, Gauge, Kaylynn, Lexington Steele
Length: 151 minutes
Date of Production: 7/5/2004
Extra's: The best extra by far was the included 33.5 minutes of bonus sex footage, starting off (and focusing on for over half the length of the footage) with Luci. While I could see why much of it was deleted, not being quite as hot as the feature itself, it added some serious value to the show for me and I suspect it will do likewise for other fans. There was also the usual fetish menu, photogallery, cast list, pop shot recap, filmographies, and a biography of Jules Jordan but they didn't do nearly as much to make this worth buying as the extra footage.
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by Jules. The colors looked reasonably good and the lighting was a bit above average for Jules, making the grain only slightly problematic on those rare instances it got in the way. The compression artifacts and other visual defects were rarely bad enough to draw my attention but in my two viewings of the scenes, I have to admit I was kind of busy to notice most of them (relying on my intuitive nature to say that it looked okay, if not pretty good most of the time). The audio was presented in the usual stereo English (as per my receiver's decoder) but I didn't hear a lot of stereo separation or high end dynamic range. The quality of the sound was about average for an Evil Angel release, meaning it didn't get in the way but it wasn't something to showcase your system with either.
Body of Review: Fans of movies made by the Evil Angel stable of directors know that each of them has their own style, giving most fans of hardcore action at least one director to follow, if not more. Many of the younger crowd seem to appreciate Jules Jordan as the next wave of high end director, particularly after his works like Feeding Frenzy, have helped them milk many a load out of their groins. While orally focused movies can be great fun, a lot of you have clamored for the entire enchilada, wanting anal and pussy sex even more so you're going to want to note that his latest release, Flesh Hunter 7: Hot On Their Tails: Director's Cut is a cut above the rest of the market in most ways. The cast was stellar, the action more than you could hope for, and the amount of fuck for you buck easily worth the price of admission with Jules actively participating in several scenes in order to "get it right". If this sounds like something you'd like to see, read the following breakdown of the scenes by cast and action that follow:
Scene One: Luci, the Asian hotty on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, started off the show with some of Jules' patented tease footage as she put on her sleek white lingerie. Her purple spiked collar was the subtle reminder of who was the submissive and who was in charge, with Scotty, Arnold, and Jules getting serviced orally to warm them up for the intense screwing they were about to give this cutie. Jules is the only director to get her looking this good and still giving 110% sexually, making the scene really solid as she took them in her tight pussy and ass, culminating with a DP and multiple facials. Jules was by far the best stud of the group and she showed a lot of energy with chemistry as they hammered away at her holes. Whew!
Scene Two: Brooke, a very lean (and young) brunette wearing angel wings, a black blindfold, pink restraints and chains to match with a nice see through corset and pink shorts, started off her scene by kneeling as Brett and Jules played with her. They try to decide what to do with her before feeding her some of the cock she seemed to crave. I wasn't too keen on her urinating but fans of that type of thing will probably enjoy it a lot. She took them orally and then in her pussy with a fair amount of energy but no anal this time, limiting the heat for anal fans everywhere. I think she gave a good show even if she didn't always seem to be at the top of her game but I'd be misleading you if I said it wasn't a warm scene in most ways. I wish the picture of her on the right hand side of the front DVD cover were of her in her full outfit but you'll see why she was viewed so favorably by me once you take a look.
Scene Three: Teagan, the blonde hotty from Houston, TX, started off her scene in a little red riding hood outfit as seen in the middle of the front DVD cover. While not the most experienced gal of the movie, she was probably the best looking if you go by what fans seem to appreciate these days and her sultry performance was very well received by this reviewer. Her partners for the scene were Alberto and Mark, both wearing a weird fetish type mask that made them look a bit like Doberman Pinchers and matching black leather shorts. They played with the hotty and she played back, giving an award winning performance that made the entire DVD worth buying for me. She gave great head, took their cocks in her pussy and ass like a champion, and did what was billed as her first DP on camera in the scene. Now that she works for Digital Playground as a contract star, appearances like this are going to be rare so enjoy it while you can. Whew!!!
Scene Four: Gauge, the diminutive former Metro contract star with an attitude, was up next as she showed her body dressed in a see through outfit made of white fabric. I liked how she sucked on a long piece of candy but I'm sure most of you want to know how well she sucked on something else, notably, Jules' penis. After some of the best oral action in the movie (which made it awesome, if you know what I mean), she did some of her best work in years as she took him in her tight pussy and ass. Maybe she was holding back as a Metro girl or maybe this was her way of fucking them over by really letting loose as she hasn't done in the time she's worked for them but whatever the case, she rocked! While not as appealing as Teagan, she held her own from the first moment of tease footage to the last drop of semen hit her tonsils and face. She was shown on the left side of the front DVD cover if you want an idea of how nicely she has filled out of late, looking very appealing indeed.
Scene Five: Kaylynn, the lean brunette featured on the upper right and left side of the front DVD cover, showed off her awesome ass in a tight vinyl pair of short shorts and fishnet stockings to start the final scene of the show. I've seen this ass up close and personal so let me just tell you that it's as good as it looks on the cover, if not more so (it doesn't hurt that she's a major honey in real life). Her scene was with the legendary Lexington, a man that could have conceivably ripped her in two if she hadn't of been very wet and ready for him. She blew him with a lot of passion and chemistry, proving she really enjoys the darker meat as much as anyone else in the jizz bizz, and there was no doubt in my mind that she won the best oral sex of the show here. She gave him an energetic ride too although she took it slower in her ass so as to remain a viable fuck for others until she warmed up enough to speed things up. This scene was top notch too and fans of hardcore interracial action will find a lot to enjoy repeatedly here. Kaylynn, you rock baby!
Summary: The movie easily earned a rating of Highly Recommended based on the hot cast, the ball bustingly good performances, and the sheer amount of solid footage the movie contained (giving it a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck). If the cast has looked or performed better in any other release this year, I doubt I saw it since they were fantastic at what they did. I wish I had seen previous volumes of the series since this one was so aligned with the energy, chemistry and talent most fans crave, making me appreciate that Jules has yet to reach his peak but he's darned good already. Gonzo fans unite: Jules Jordan is coming through!
Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.
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