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Crack Her Jack 5
Crack Her Jack 5
Director: John Leslie
Cast: Naomi, Mark Ashley, Jon Dough, Katy Caro, Natali Brown, Clark, Sandra De Marco, David Perry, Zenza Raggi, Leslie Taylor, Valentina Velasquez, Frank Gun, Lilian Tiger, Csoky Ice, Frank Mayer
Length: 149.5 minutes
Date of Production: 1/25/2006
Extras: The best extra this time was easily the 29 minutes of deleted footage from four of the scenes (only Sandra's scene was left out) that wasn't present on the VHS version of the movie (they still make tapes?!?). It had lots of tease and more sexual activity although the technical limitations looked to be the primary reason why most of it was edited out (lots of grain, John Leslie talking, and a variety of imperfections with the source material) but in terms of extras, such footage is great. There was a length photogallery, a cast list, limited filmographies of Evil Angel titles some of the gals were in, a biography for John Leslie, and a cumshot recap, with trailers for shows like Drop Sex 2, Gooble The Goop 2 and Fresh Meat 20.
Audio/Video Quality: Crack Her Jack 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by John Leslie for distribution by Evil Angel. As noted previously, John has long since surpassed the desire to show crystal clear visuals, preferring to focus his efforts on the kind of raw energy and rougher edged look that most of his peers only seem to fall into by mistake, though I'll be the first to admit I'd like his movies to revert back to a more traditional well lit approach if at all possible. The levels of grain, video noise, and even pattern effects were higher than I like to see but the action, however marred this way, were still hot. The composition of the camera angles showed some care put into them, making the ladies look their best virtually always, and this is the strength of John's directorial ability more than anything else (as a producer, he also tends to make fine selections of cast). The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio track was as basic as gonzo porn came be, with limited talking going on outside of John's own directions in the background. The cast could be heard moaning & groaning but this was definitely a limited selection based on audio quality.
Body of Review: Evil Angel has long been one of the top gonzo production houses in American porn thanks to the efforts of people like director John Leslie. As a combination, the company benefits from John's years of experience and willingness to expand his repertoire by taking risks while he has the support of a company willing to allow him to do so, even when he doesn't always measure up to previous efforts. Thankfully, his latest movie, Crack Her Jack 5, was better than the last volume in the series, Crack Her Jack 4; in large part due to the casting but also in how the overall DVD was handled. The gonzo flick was designed to showcase a limited number of gals that knew how to tease, paying special homage to their wonderfully full asses, even if all of the ladies didn't do anal. Here's a quick breakdown of the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and that the ladies were often in rare form:
Scene One: Naomi, the gal featured on the center of the front DVD cover (at least her ass was with a better body shot located on the upper left hand corner), was up first in the weight room as she wore the figure hugging white dress on one of the benches to accentuate her curvy ass. John had her play with herself before moving the show to the living room though it didn't stay there long when she spotted Mark Ashley and Jon Dough on the staircase. She moved over there for a spanking that showed the firmness of her perfect ass as Jon readied her for the sex. She responded well enough as she began sucking both of them off, savoring the taste as though she were truly into giving them head, and then alternating between getting boned in her tight pussy by the men on the black leather couch. She was made for doggy style penetration but she also proved capable of other positions as well before they coated her face with semen. I liked how she continued milking their shafts long after the pop shots drained them dry, marking this as a hot scene (even if too grainy for my tastes).
Scene Two: Katy Caro, a hotty with long brown hair and a striped set of stretch pants as seen on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next with sexy Natali Brown, and some lucky guy named Clark in an expansive living room. It started with Natali blowing Clark as Katy gave some great tease on a nearby table, each of the ladies offering up a different dynamic to enjoy for fans of heated porn. Natali appeared to be born to suck cock and Katy's kittenish teasing seemed to provide her biggest strength too though it wasn't long after Natali did anal (skipping vaginal for the moment), that Katy joined them. At first, she did some sucking of Natali's ample breasts but she was soon taking it in her pussy and ass like a champ. The fake moaning was distracting and Katy was far less active getting anally hammered than Natali was but the overall visual appeal of the compositional factors were nice to watch. The scene ended when the ladies jerked him off to their faces, cumswapping his semen like crazy.
Scene Three: Sandra De Marco, a curvy bleach blonde wearing a great black fetish outfit that enhanced her already great figure even more, teased the camera at John's direction in a sitting room with a wall of windows washing out the visual detail in favor of a stylish look he tries to show too often. This continued until David Perry, Zenza Raggi, and Leslie Taylor, joined her to provide the meat for the party. She sucked them off with great vigor and energy, moving on to giving up some pussy (initially to David). There was then PTM and more screwing before she did a DP and ATM. Her act seemed to flow so smoothly as she proceeded from one act to another that time flew by and while she may not have had the kind of chemistry that Naomi and partners shared, her energy levels were high throughout the scene, ending with the trio of pop shots she took to the face.
Scene Four: Valentina Velasquez, the stunningly attractive brunette with a large ass as seen showcased on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next as she provided some bone-inducing tease footage in what appeared to be a large aerobics hall. Her masturbation action was cut short when Frank Gun and David Perry honed in on her though; sticking their cocks in her face for sucking. She greedily attacked them, slobbing their knobs as though she couldn't get enough, but didn't waste any time getting some meat inside her pussy either. This led to them alternating with oral and vaginal for a while, all three of them losing their breath as they took what they wanted from each other. Frank tapped her lovely ass first and this led to a fairly short DP with taste testing. The scene was actually rather lengthy and ended when she started jerking them off to her face, getting blasted by David first but followed quickly enough by Frank's load.
Scene Five: Lilian Tiger, the hotty located on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up last as she followed the formula nicely by teasing the camera. With over two hours of passionate screwing already over with, you might be amazed at how a hotty like this can revive the dead but she managed as she slowly seduced both Csoky Ice and Frank Mayer with her curvy body and tongue. Rather than kick into overdrive at the first opportunity, she paced herself in a manner that really worked with her all natural body. In this case, I thought the chemistry was somewhat lacking but she made up for it in the way in which she energetically handled them in all three holes (with appropriate taste testing). The ending facials were satisfying too but it was her visual appeal and willingness to do anything they wanted (even a short DP) that were her biggest selling points.
Summary: Crack Her Jack 5 was worth a rating of Recommended in large part thanks to the levels of fuck for the buck it offered up with such a fine cast. John still has what is referred to as "The Eye" for shooting attractive ladies at their best, and he was wise enough to provide substantial bonus footage as the primary extra this time. If you enjoy watching any of these ladies in particular, you'll note that the scenes were better than average for most of them and only some relatively minor grain and other visual matters impacted the heat of the scenes. If you like tease and tush, this might be an excellent selection for you to salute with a few dozen loads given the kind of replay value it presented.
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