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This one from 1983 cashes in on a common male fantasy, that of the 'sexy teacher' wanting to have sex with the young, inexperienced male student. We all had a crush on a teacher at one point throughout our academic careers, and Van Halen wrote a hit song about it and Edwige Fenech starred in three Italian sex comedies that worked under the same principal – with that in mind, it's time to admit that there's just something extraordinarily exciting about a sexy schoolteacher.
A young Tom Byron plays the student, a young man named Jimmy, and sexy Kay Parker the teacher. Jimmy spends a lot of his spare time alone in his room watching his neighbors fuck through his telescope. His aunt (Honey Wilder) worries about him so much that she hires a private teacher (Parker) to tutor him and hopefully bring him out of the strange shell he lives in. Her lessons go over all too well, as the girls who live in the neighborhood soon find out for themselves as Jimmy embraces his sexuality and decides to sow his wild oats with whoever will let him!
Set in Los Angeles, this one is a lot of fun. Look for some cool LA landmarks (including the Chinese Theater which is showing Staying Alive according to the marquee) and a great cast of recognizable late seventies and early eighties stars and starlets. It's well paced and the sex happens regularly, but the story does a fine job of bridging it altogether and the humor, some of which is completely unintentional, is pretty effective.
Chapter 1 – Joanna Storm, Paul Thomas, Stephanie Taylor: The girls are prancing around the room playing with a cat o' nine tails while Thomas is dressed up in a rat costume. Taylor spreads her legs for him to eat her out and once he gets hard, Storm gives him head while Taylor rides his face. They take turns sucking his cock and sitting on his face for a few minutes and then Taylor gets on all fours so that Storm can pull her ass cheeks open as Thomas fucks her from behind. Stephanie eats Joanna out, and then Joanna rides Thomas reverse cowgirl style. The girls then move into a hot sixty-nine and Thomas fucks Storm from behind. He goes from one hole to the next while both girls are bent over in front of him, eventually pulling out and shooting his load atop Taylor's ass and Storm's mouth.
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Chapter 2 - Joanna Storm, Stephanie Taylor: After their last session the girls decide to clean up in the bath together. Storm is sitting in the tub covered in bubbles and Taylor rubs her down and soaps her up. Soon she hops into the tub with her and eats her pussy, before bending over so that her playmate can use some bath toys on her box. This scene is hot and the girls look really good together all covered in suds and sucking each other in that special way, but the scene ends before it should, it's too brief.
Chapter 3 - Eric Edwards, Honey Wilder: Honey is fantasizing about the guy on TV, played by Edwards. She walks up to the TV and drops her pants and he comes out of the set and fondles her muff. From there he emerges fully into her living room, she spreads her legs, and he fucks her missionary style. This is a quick scene and before you know it she's snapped back to reality and the fantasy ends.
Chapter 4 – Honey Wilder: Turned on by her fantasy she now lays in bed with her favorite personal massager. She uses the vibrator on her pussy, lying there in a sexy, slinky negligee. She works herself up and climaxes thanks to the efforts of her never tiring toy.
Chapter 5 - Blair Harris, Joanna Storm, Marc Wallace, Stephanie Taylor: This scene starts with the two girls chatting back and fourth on the couch doing their nails. The two guys come into the room and the ride around on their backs as some sort of strange foreplay. From there, the guys drop their pants and the girls drop to their knees and give them blowjobs. From there the guys cover themselves in tinfoil and the girls let them touch them and spank their asses. Taylor sucks Wallace's cock while he rubs his fingers over her ass and cunt, and Storm lets Harris eat her pussy out. From there Storm gets on all fours so that Harris can fuck her doggy style, and Taylor sits on top of Wallace and rides him reverse cowgirl style. Taylor then gets on her back with her legs up in the air while Harris licks her clit and pounds her muff with his dick. Storm lays on her back and Wallace fucks her missionary style and Taylor follows suit which is where they finish.
Chapter 6 - Kay Parker, Tom Byron: Kay moves in on him while he's studying in this scene. Talking to him, rubbing his arm and then finally putting her hands between his legs and stroking him hard through his pants. He strips down and she moves them to the bedroom where she puts on some purple lingerie and gives him a fantastic blowjob. From there he moves south and eats her out before mounting her and fucking her missionary style. He then puts it between her tits and titty bangs her for a few minutes, she sucks him a bit more, and then he fucks her missionary style again before he pulls out and she jerks him to a finish where he goops all over his stomach.
Chapter 7 - Eric Edwards, Honey Wilder: While her nephew as at home improving his education, Wilder is off getting a sexy massage from Edwards. After he's rubbed her back he flips her over and rubs her tits. She sucks his cock, and then she spreads her legs so that he can fuck her missionary style. After that she gets on all fours for doggy style fun, after which he pulls out and jerks off on the top of her ass.
Chapter 8 - Janey Robbins, Tom Byron, Honey Wilder: The two girls show up at his house and the new studly Byron wastes no time whipping out his cock for Janey to suck on. From there she rides him reverse cowgirl style while his aunt watches. From there, his aunt now turned on, Jimmy proceeds to fuck her missionary style, with Janey kissing her and rubbing her tits.
The movie is presented fullframe and if one had to guess, it's probably a safe assumption that it was shot this way as the compositions look pretty decent. Unfortunately the image is really soft and lacks almost any fine detail whatsoever. The colors bleed and the picture lacks any real definition. If you're used to the rather lackluster presentations that most older porn films have received on DVD thus far you'll be alright with the image as it's on par with most of those discs but don't go into this one expecting it to look like Neu Wave Hookers.
The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track might as well be mono as the muffled track doesn't exhibit much channel separation at all, if any. The dialogue is soft and sometimes gets buried in the mix but most of the time, if you turn the volume up a bit, you'll be able to at least understand everything that everyone says. There are also a few spots where the audio levels hit the red and your speakers will actually vibrate, which is never a good thing.
Aside from a menu and chapter selection, the only extra feature on this release is a still gallery made up of roughly two dozen stills from the feature, trailers for Nightlife 2, Venom 8 (which uses Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax!) and a web-link, Cabellero contact information, and an advertisement made up of cover art for other DVDs available.
While unfortunately the presentation on this DVD is pretty sorely lacking, Private Teacher is a really well made adult film that makes excellent use of its cast in a fun story with some steamy sex scenes. Recommended for fans of the golden age of adult cinema, and for Kay Parker aficionados.