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In one of the many porno parodies of the eighties (for some reason they just don't seem to be as in vogue as they used to be, The Da Vinci Load not withstanding), Svetlana's 1986 Cabellero opus Miami Spice stars Amber Lynn and Sheri St. Clair as two undercover agents working out of, you guessed it, Miami. Their latest assignment is to go into the underworld incognito and bust one of the largest dope dealers working on the southeastern coast of the United States, played by none other than Eric Edwards. To make that happen they get Randy West on their team and they plan a giant porno pool party and it all seems like it's going to go off (and get off) without a hitch, until Randy and the two girls start to let their carnal desires take over
Here's who fucks who and how they do it:
Chapter 1 Danielle And Randy West: On the patio of a fancy restaurant she spreads her legs and starts rubbing herself through her panties for him. He takes his cock out and strokes it and then she's got it in her mouth, while her fingers are still playing around in the fur. He goes down on her and licks at her slit for a bit, and then s he gives him head. He sits down and she rides him reverse cowgirl, her black stockings and garters still on, and then he bends her over and fucks her doggy style. He pulls out and puts a wad into her mouth to end the scene.
Chapter 2 Amber Lynn, Sheri St. Clair And Randy West: Sheri moves in and sits on Randy's face for a minute before Amber puts cuffs on his cock. He starts to get hard and she slowly sucks him off, and then they push him into the pool. Amber strips and spreads her legs on the diving board, fingering her pussy while Randy watches from the pool, then he swims up to her and starts eating her out. Sheri slides down the pool slide and starts kissing Randy, then Amber follows suit and Sheri goes under water and sucks him off there (which is pretty impressive) and then Amber does the same. Soon Randy has himself pushed up against the side of the pool with his prick sticking out of the water so the girls can suck him to a finish.
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Chapter 3 Danielle And Eric Edwards: She starts the scene off by rubbing her pussy through her pants and then stripping down to her white garters and stockings. She continues to finger herself and he gives her head and sucks on her tits a bit. She takes off his pants, gets down on all fours and gives him a blowjob before he bends her over the couch and fucks her doggy style. She gets on her back and he fucks her missionary style a bit, and then pulls out so that she can jerk him off onto her stomach.
Chapter 4 Candie Evens, Jeanette Littledove And Randy West: Candie and Jeanette are sitting on Randy's couch when they start to finger themselves in front of him. They turn around and present their asses to him while he strokes off and then he moves in and starts to eat Candie out from behind before moving onto Jeanette and giving her the same treatment. With the two girls bent over, he fucks Candie doggy style, then Jeanette, going back and forth between the two tarts before Jeanette lies him down and rides him cowgirl style. He pulls out and Candie sucks his cock and ends the scene.
Chapter 5 Amber Lynn, Danielle, Sheri St. Clair And Eric Edwards: The three girls are all drinking on Eric's boat and before you know it Amber's making eyes at the other two. Danielle does a strip tease starts to give Eric head while the other two girls watch and play. Amber moves in to help Danielle with the oral duties, while Danielle fingers her pussy from behind and Sheri masturbates on the couch. Amber gets on top of Eric and rides him cowgirl style and then Sheri gives him head while Danielle and Amber munch one another's rugs on the couch. Eric throws Sheri onto the floor and fucks her missionary style, and he pulls out and strokes himself off onto her tits.
Chapter 6 Blondi, Danielle, Tony Martino and Tony Montana: At a poolside party the two Tony's are messing around with the two girls. Martino starts to eat Blondi out while Danielle gives Mr. Montana a blowjob. Blondi starts sucking Martino's prick and then Montana goes down on Danielle before he starts fucking her missionary style. Blondi gets on her side so that her Tony can fuck her from that angle, and soon enough both guys pull out and spurt onto their respective partners' pussies.
Chapter 7 Amber Lynn, Barbara Dare And Robert Bullock: Amber and Barbara get Robert's cock out and once it's hard they take turns sucking on it. Barbara climbs up and rides him reverse cowgirl while Amber sucks and licks away at the penetration zone for added hotness. Barbara gets on her back and makes strange licking motions with her tongue while Robert fucks her pussy and Amber finally gets him to pull out long enough for her to jerk him off and cover Barbara's pelvis in goop.
While the plot, soundtrack, wardrobe and production values all reek of the eighties, some of us can appreciate that and for those that can, this one is worth a look. Amber Lynn is hotter than hell here and she looks absolutely fantastic, her body is in prime shape. Sheri St. Clair's performances aren't quite as sexually aggressive but that's alright as here she balances Amber out well it's sort of a slutty version of 'good cop, bad cop.' The poolside/underwater blowjob scene is excellent and the final three way with Bullock isn't bad either. Miami Spice has a nice mix of hetero standards and girl on girl fun and the sex is actually fairly hot in spots.
The movie is 1.85.1 widescreen (sadly, non anamorphic) at least for the credits, and if one had to guess, it's probably a safe assumption that it was shot this way as the compositions look pretty decent. Unfortunately the image switches to fullframe after the credits end and it is really soft and lacks almost any fine detail whatsoever. The colors bleed and the picture lacks any real definition. If you're used to the rather lackluster presentations that most older porn films have received on DVD thus far you'll be alright with the image as it's on par with most of those discs but don't go into this one expecting it to look like anything made recently because it's not. The image is not particularly damaged or anything but since it was sourced from a tape it is very soft.
The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track (the packaging states Dolby Digital Surround Sound, it's not) might as well be mono as the muffled track doesn't exhibit much channel separation at all, if any. The dialogue is soft and sometimes gets buried in the mix but most of the time, if you turn the volume up a bit, you'll be able to at least understand everything that everyone says. Just like on a few of their other recent DVDs, there are also a few spots where the audio levels hit the red and your speakers will actually vibrate, which is never a good thing.
Aside from a menu and chapter selection, the only extra feature on this release is a screen advertising some other Cabellero DVDs, a still gallery made up of roughly two dozen stills from the feature, a phone sex advertisement, Cabellero contact information, and a web-link.
Hotter than your average eighties porn and well cast with a few true lovelies of the era in prominent roles, Miami Spice is a fun fuck film that would be good for couples of those who can appreciate the garish goodness of smut from this era. Cabellero's DVD doesn't look or sound good nor does it have any real extras but right now it's the only way to see this one, which earns this disc a marginal recommendation (at least until, or even if, a better version ever hits the market).