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Breast Worship

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/12/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Breast Worship

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Breasts

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Sara Stone, Mr. Pete, Velicity Von, Mark Wood, Jules Jordan, Sativa Rose, Brandy Talore, Amy Ried, Jerry, Travis Knight, Whitney Stevens, Natasha Dolling

Length: 254 minutes

Date of Production: 7/27/2006

Extra's: The best extra was easily the 23 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showed some of the cast having extra fun before, during, and after their scenes (Jules' BTS footage is always heavy on additional sex). Fans will enjoy seeing the ladies when they weren't acting so much (they were more natural when they felt the main feature wasn't shooting) and some of Jules' instructions to them explained some of the limitations of the action but it was also fun to watch as a fan myself. There were also trailers to Ass Worship, Jenna Haze: Dark Side, Black Owned, Feeding Frenzy 8, Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, and Tunnel Vision, a photogallery, a partial cast list, a Jules Jordan biography, a cumshot recap, and some links to websites.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Breast Worship was presented in the visually less appealing 1.33:1 full frame color (than his recent flirtations with anamorphic widescreen) as originally shot by director Jules Jordan for distribution by his own company, Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was presented in a very pleasing manner that lit up the action in most scenes very well. There were a few scenes where this wasn't the case but that was almost certainly due to Jules providing a more realistic setting for thematic results. So, in the scenes where the lighting was flat and strong; the picture was better than anything of Jules that I've watched to date. The scenes where the lighting couldn't be provided that way were still well lit for the circumstances but admittedly not optimal for seeing the action as clearly as some fans, myself included, would like. The grain and video noise were both better than usual, marking another positive visual improvement by Jules that was complimented by the compositional work Jules offered up that repeatedly enhanced the look of the cast. There were no noticed compression artifacts and while the picture wasn't the best gonzo I've seen; it was somewhat better than I expected. I wonder what future releases using one of the true high definition formats (Blu-Ray of HD-DVD) will do for the quality of the picture given his recent improvements over past works. The audio was presented in a stereo 2.0 Dolby Digital offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was a lot of potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theatres in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan may not be a religious man but if you look closely at his recent titles (or derivatives thereof) you'll notice that he spends a lot of time worshiping all things sexual like Ass Worship, Jenna Haze Worship, Interracial Worship, Sperm Worship, and Asshole Worship so it should come as no surprise that his latest two disc epic is titled Breast Worship. As a fan of "serious melons" myself, just the package alone told me that I'd probably find more strokable breast material here than in any two gonzo movies by lesser directors and I was ready to put the movie to the test when it came in the other day. If that sounds interesting to you, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used by the cast:

Scene One: Sara Stone, the busty blonde seen as the gal second from the upper right on the DVD cover, was up first as Jules gave his usual low key interview during the tease. Her white see through top and skimpy panties went well with her metallic spiked collar and Jules made the most of the tease session as usual. She came off as a bit slow thanks to the way she answered his questions but her all natural breasts transcended the need for brilliance and after she oiled up those bountiful bosoms, Mr. Pete joined her for some fun. Pete absolutely loved playing with her chest and she rewarded his tender touch with a hot blowjob and titty fuck that showed a sense of warmth to go along with her sexual skill. It was well into the movie that they started to vaginally bone and while she wasn't the most active gal of the cast, it was a very good starting scene for the movie. It should be noted that like most of the scenes shot by Jules, the length allowed him to capture a lot of nuances and some of the chemistry between them that would have otherwise been lost but fans of breast play will find this a sweet treat repeatedly.

Scene Two: Velicity Von, the curvy gal on the lower right hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next as she went along for the ride with Mark Wood and Jules Jordan. She wore a black fishnet top and light blue shorts with black polka dots that barely covered her fine, fleshy ass as the tease began by the pool. Once again, the tease was the key to why the scene worked as well as it did but that doesn't mean her wonderfully ample sample of a chest was lacking in any way whatsoever either. The natural sunlight did wonders for the flesh tones displayed and the resolution of the picture was solid enough that you could make up her tiny body hairs even when the camera wasn't zoomed in all the way. The oiling up again inspired me to want to grab a bottle for my lap and the scene then picked back up in the living room where both men were assaulting her (one at each end). The scene was billed as her first DP and while that was nicely handled, it paled compared to the parts where she was allowed to enjoy herself within her usual comfort limits. If you like gals with some healthy meat on their bones, you'll love Velicity as much as I did here, and it should also be noted that she might not have engaged in much dirty talk but her mouth was put to work well enough with the many taste testing sessions (PTM, ATM) between the positions performed in. The scene ended with some more oral and a titty fuck, the men coating her face with their seed as she smiled in delight.

Scene Three: Sativa Rose, the Latina babe shown on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased in her black leather corset covered in buckles and matching thong in the kitchen. She showed some of her trademarked attitude as the scene progressed, her tease session lasting a long time, as she kept scene partner Jules Jordan as excited as possible. They used whipped cream on her tits and other body parts to encourage Jules to orally please her and that led to a sweet hummer by her on his cock. They started banging in her sweet pussy and ass once the oral was through, Sativa always appearing to love the way he stretched her out. She aggressively rode his rod in all the positions and even started slapping him around during the anal (and ATM). The scene had nothing "new" or "different" from her mostly because she's a very good lay that doesn't need such things to prop her status up but for fans like me, she was in her zone the entire time, showing a sense of passion, energy, and chemistry that she often doesn't get a chance to fully display in the shorter scenes of the competition. It ended when he popped his load after the oiled up titty fuck, covering her head and tongue rather well. Yum!

Scene Four: Brandy Talore, the plus sized gal on the middle of the upper half of the front DVD cover, was up next as she pushed her shopping cart through the grocery store parking lot. The double entendre dealt with the two watermelons in the cart and Jules Jordan was helpful enough to assist her with her melons. As he helped her in his SUV, it was clear that she wasn't built for speed so much as comfort and the kicker was that his car's DVD player had Jenna Haze: Darkside playing, leading to a conversation on sex and her breasts. The premise of finding her boyfriend now dropped, they went back to his place and the usual antics began as she started stripping off her clothing in favor of offering up her chest for him to ogle. She then demanded to see what he had to offer and pulled his pants down, resulting in her slowly blowing him as though his cock were made of ice cream. There was some titty fucking and the oiling up tease provided before he began banging her cookie. Once in reverse cowgirl, she rode him hard until he inevitably popped his load to her face. The penetrative sex didn't last all that long but the rest of the scene made it very worthwhile in my book.

Scene Five: Amy Ried, the now retired hotty displayed on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover (as well as beside the large "W" in the title), was the first scene of the second disc and she filled out her pink top and blue jeans very nicely with her hard body out by the pool. After some decent teasing outside, Jerry and Travis Knight attacked her on the stairs leading inside; spending some time with her tits and ass as she warmed them up. The trio went inside and continued the oral assault with Travis on back door duty and Jerry suckling those large breasts of hers before pouring copious quantities of baby oil on her chest. She was warmed up and wanting cock so she began sucking them off, alternating between them until they started vaginally boning her. She'd work one over with her mouth and/or tits and the other would tap into her cookie as she moaned in pleasure, spanking her clitoris to liven her up even more at times. It took her awhile to actively bone back but when she did, her breasts bounced so very nicely while she did. This was clearly not her very best work but it was decent enough to provide some nice stroke value for at least a couple of times. There was more blowjob and titty fuck action taking place before the men dropped loads to her face, nearly drowning her in the wealth of their spew.

Scene Six: Whitney Stevens, the busty babe on the upper right hand side of the front DVD cover, was yet another all natural gal with a wealth of curves worth paying attention to. She was nearly busting out of her pink shirt and blue jeans, with the interview and tease footage following the usual formula. I liked her look outside by the pool better than inside where she started, the natural light enhancing her fleshtones more than a little bit as she peeled off her clothing. The oiling up was once again an integral part of the tease and I found it really hot to watch as she shined up those pretties. I kept getting the vibe that Jules was going to snag her for himself, even though it was established early on that Mr. Pete was her scheduled partner. She went inside and found Pete waiting for her with the guy infatuated by her chest like most of you would be. With lots of breast play and tease over, she gave him a titty fuck and blowjob well worth discussing at length, leading to the vaginal screwing where the fleshy fraulein showed she could ride with the best of them. Several positions later, they finished up with a titty fuck and facial but I got the impression that Jules was going to call her back for some ass play in the near future given her bountiful behind too.

Scene Seven: Natasha Dolling, a gal with lightened hair and a fine set of curves, was up last as she teased the camera by the swimming pool in her skimpy blue outfit. She's the gal on the lower right hand side of the front cover and aside from her braces and dragonlady fingernails; she was physically appealing to me too. She worked with Jules Jordan and after the tease, the scene seemed to be the shortest of the bunch but still a nice addition to the package. They went inside to have the actual sex and while she was the gal with the most rough edges, it wasn't a bad scene overall (well, for Jules it was weak but it would've been a standard scene for many of his peers). Her oral skills were limited and he did most of the vaginal pumping but she had enough potential and cuteness to get away with it to a degree. She rode well on top of his cock and he popped on her breasts to close things out, making this lengthy movie worth checking out.

Summary: Breast Worship was the latest Jules Jordan epic double disc release and it seems fitting that so many of the gals were naturally double D or better as a result. The levels of fuck for the buck, the extras, the handpicked cast and their talented tease, as well as the technical values all combined to make Breast Worship worthy of a rating of Highly Recommended. I know a few of the usual pundits will likely chime in about the horrors of lengthy porn scenes but those of you who like tease footage and more complete scenes with superior replay and stroke value will find this double disc set a very nice change from the multitude of companies seeking to give you less and charge you more, suggesting that by calling it "art" you'll be dumb enough to buy into their argument. Further, if you like large, natural breasts, you'll find this one to be among the very best offered up recently, marking it as another notch on Jules' belt.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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