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StraightCollegeMen.com Auditions Vol. 5

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 4/1/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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The Movie:

Sexy straight dudes audition for SCM by jacking off while watching straight porn. The dudes are definitely not shy and have no problems showing off their hard meat for cash.


Robert is a good-looking construction worker originally from Orange County, California. He looks to be in his early to mid twenties with short dark hair and very cool tattoos covering his left arm. Robert high tails it to the makeshift "dressing room" where he undresses revealing a nice smooth/toned chest, full dark pubes, and a cut cock. After looking at the latest issue of "Big Tits", he makes himself comfortable and watches some straight porn. Robert spreads his legs showing off his full nuts and begins to beat off with his right fist. He yanks his big stiff tool working the large purple head, lubes up, and goes to town. Robert shoots a small but thick load on his full brown pubes.


Ivan is a cool dude with long black hair pulled back in ponytail that looks to be in his mid twenties. He's been married for about a year and has one daughter. Ivan undresses revealing a nice smooth average build, dark trimmed pubes, and cut prick. He thumbs through the current issue of "Pussy Wagon" and heads to the sofa to watch some straight porn. Ivan lubes up and fists his entire hard cock shaft up and down and works his pink cock knob (with deep piss slit). He uses over and under handed stroking techniques pleasuring his trouser snake. Ivan continues to jack off rubbing his nuts and quickly nearing climax. He squirts a medium thick load on his stomach and chest.


Cal is a very cute dude with shaggy brown hair who looks to be in his early twenties. He enjoys a variety of activities including surfing, track, and boxing. Cal undresses revealing his sexy tall swimmers build, trimmed dark pubes, hangy nuts, and long cut cock. Leafing through the newest issue of "Twitching Twats", Cal strokes his long dong and rubs his nuts. He sits back on the sofa making himself at home to watch some gal getting fucked on television. Cal lubes up and works his large cock stroking quickly up and down with eyes glued to the TV. Cal spreads his legs and breathes heavily as his jacking fills the room with the wet lubed sounds of self-love. He squirts a thick load of jizz on his stomach.


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Caleb is a handsome dude in his mid twenties with short brown hair, goatee, and a friendly outgoing personality. He strips down revealing his toned/smooth/tattooed body, shaved pubes, hangy nuts, and large cut cock. Caleb takes a peek at the latest issue of "Lesbian Lunchbox" for a little fluffing and then heads to the sofa to watch straight porn. Caleb is very relaxed in front of the camera easily talking to muscle hunk Dean who is working the camera. He spreads his legs, lubes up, and begins to beat his hard dick with his right hand. Caleb breathes heavily and grunts really getting into jacking off working that tool with over and under hand strokes and switching from one hand to the other. He squirts a large wet load on his chest and stomach. This is the same Caleb who is now a large part of the current SCM movies. He's a hot dude and puts everyone at ease with his friendly personality.


Vito is a cute dude with short dark spiked hair who looks to be in his mid twenties. He likes going to "nice" restaurants and hanging out with his family. From that point, Vito becomes a bit odd talking about his family kicked his eighteen-year-old sister out of the family for dating a dude of another race. Luckily, Dean effortlessly steers him away from this topic and has him undress in the "dressing" room. Vito strips down revealing his tall swimmer's build, shaved pubes, and cut cock. He examines the current issue of "Dominating Sorority Chix", Vito heads to the sofa to watch the free straight porn. He toys with his cock rubbing balls and finally begins some serious yanking. Vito lubes up allowing his fist to effortlessly fly up and down his hard shaft while making a serious of hilarious lust-filled faces. Vito squirts a thick load on his stomach. Very hot load.


Raul is a nice looking dude who looks to be in his mid twenties with short black hair. His wife knows about the audition so she obviously doesn't care. Raul removes his clothing revealing smooth/slender/average body, shaved pubes, and cut cock. He enjoys the newest issue of "Panty Cake" and heads out to the sofa. Watching the straight porn, Raul strokes his tool with his right hand while his left hand works his nuts. He pulls that hard pud spreading his legs further to work those plump balls. Pointing his cock at the camera and giving himself over to absolute pleasure, Raul shoots a thick load of man juice on his fist and shaved pubes.


Wow! Rob is a really cute dude with dark hair and some of the coolest sideburns I've ever seen. He's originally from Arizona and looks to be nineteen or twenty. Rob sits on the sofa with his pants pulled down just enough to see his full dark pubes, full balls, and hot uncut cock. He works his long foreskin up and over the knob using it to caress his slick pink cock head. Pulling his pants down around his ankles, Rob really gets into pleasuring himself and it's hot to watch him pull and play with his foreskin. Jacking off with two hands, Rob reaches a climax squirting a strong thick load that actually flies out of his swollen knob and hits the back of the sofa.


Grover is a cute dude with dark hair and a relaxed easy-going personality. He lives with three female roommates and kind of reminds me of a young Dustin Hoffman from "The Graduate". Grover undresses revealing his sexy hairy average build, full dark pubes, long cut cock, and full balls. He leafs through the latest issue of "Pussy Phart" and then makes a beeline for the sofa to watch that straight porn. Grover starts off jacking his big dick with his right hand spreading his legs and rubbing his nuts. He gives his stiff tool a complete workout concentrating on the large purple knob and deep piss slit. Once to the point of no return, Grover squirts a large thick load of spunk on his stomach and pubes.



"Straight College Men Auditions Volume 5" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The videography is stationary and hand-held providing full coverage of the dudes beating off with plenty of close-ups. The direction and editing are efficient keeping each scene moving along at a nice pace. The picture quality is sharp and clear with just a little grain from time to time.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear the dudes shoot the breeze with Dean and once the self-love starts, plenty of heavy breathing.


The disc has in interactive menu, scene selection, and chapter stops. There's an additional CD ROM featuring previews for: "Caleb", "Denver and Caleb", "Broderick", "Brett and Caleb", "Jack, Brett, and Bill", "Rocky Plus One", "Duke, Dean, and Caleb", "Damon and Michael", and "Reif". Also included is a full-color catalogue of all the SCM releases.

Final Thoughts:

"Straight College Men Auditions # 5" is a sexy and entertaining solo movie. All the dudes are good looking in their own way and it's a big turn on to see them beat their straight cocks cutting loose with thick loads. This is no-frills amateur filmmaking with stationary and hand-held camera by SCM muscle dude Dean. There are plenty of close-ups as the dudes stroke off and get their nuts. The direction and editing are tight providing scenes that are never too long and move along at a pleasant pace. All the dudes are cool but my favorites are Rob, Caleb, Grover, and Cal. I recommend to fans of amateur straight guys beating their meat for cash.

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