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First up is the short fuck flick "Open House" featuring three appealing butch 'n hairy muscle studs. Following the short is over an hour of groovy vintage trailers from the 1970s and 1980s.
Real Estate Agent Tom Chase (handsome, short dark hair, mustache/heavy stubble, muscular/hairy body) is showing a posh home to his client Erik Korngold (hot with dark hair, mustache/heavy stubble, hairy/muscular body). Tom's dressed professionally in a nice shirt, tie, and slacks while Erik is wearing tight faded blue jeans and a sexy leather jacket. The final area of the home shown is naturally the bedroom and I think both dudes have had fucking on their mind much more than selling or buying a house. The guys undress watching each other as they strip down and reveal those awesome muscular hairy chests. Tom releases his fat slab of cut man meat, which is surrounded by dark pubes and a cock ring. Erik yanks his blue jeans and tight white briefs off exposing his full dark pubes, and fat uncut cock with heavy foreskin. He gives that skin a sexy tug to entice his new pal.
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The dudes get down to some very heavy kissing complete with wet tongue swallowing as they take each other's hard tools in hand and begin to stroke. Tom digs Erik's foreskin giving it a good jacking sliding it back and forth over the moist purple cock knob. Erik lies on top of Tom while the guys continue to go at it with their tongues and Kyle plays with Tom's tight hairy bunghole. Kyle chows down on Tom's big dick cramming that fucker down his throat while rubbing those big nuts and thumbing the pouting pucker. Tom wants a taste of that fat unclipped dong taking it down his gullet while Erik pinches his own hard eraser tip nipples. Giving excellent head, Tom worships Erik's foreskin pulling on it with his lips and sliding his tongue underneath the flesh sheath. Hot! All hot and bothered, Tom bends over and allows Erik to fuck that touchhole with his thumb.
In the middle of their lusty clench, the dudes notice a hot dude (short brown hair, muscular/ hairy body) cleaning the pool. They immediately invite Pool Dude in to join in for some wild man-to-man lovin'. The guys easily get their new friend in bed leading Pool Dude to suck Erik's dong as Tom pulls those pants and briefs down revealing full brown pubes and clipped tool. Erik spits on Pool Dude's tight hairy butt hole and begins to rub the starfish leading Tom to eat that asshole as Pool Dude lays in the missionary position. Erik fucks Pool Dude in the missionary position using fast/smooth/hard strokes as Tom watches and beats off. Tom shoots a large thick load all over Pool Dude's face. Hot! Erik cuts loose with thick jizz on his hairy stomach, and Pool Dude doesn't get a nut.
COLT Video Sampler:
Next up is a more than ample sampling of forty-three retro COLT shorts from the 1970s and 1980s running at just over one hour. These trailers show it all from sexy muscular 'n hairy dudes making out to sucking cocks (a large variety of uncut and cut), eating hairy assholes, and butt sex. Titles that I thought were fun and piqued my interest are: "Hog the Leather File", "Gym Nasties", "The Big Box", "Shack Up", "Saturday Afternoon Fever"!, "Love Sweat and Beer"!, "Grease Monkeys", and "Water Pump". The shorts feature such classic stars as the very hot Al Parker and Johnny Harden (fat cut cock) along with Marcus Iron, Rob Romoni, Ray Dragon, and Dave Angelo. Since these are pre-condom, all the fucking is bareback.
"Open House" is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The videography by Richard Kashanski provides full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.
The movie has been videotaped silent and features a cool 1980s type synth instrumental score by Armand Dumas.
The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection with sex act choices, chapter stops, and two identical extensive galleries of high quality color and black & white photographs featuring butch muscular hairy COLT men showing off their hard cocks and spread tight hairy bungholes. There's plenty of uncut meat on display as well as some hot action shots.
"Open House" is a hot lil' short movie filled with plenty of butch 'n sweaty man-on-man action. The two leads (pictured on the cover) are very appealing and look to be into each other and the action. Erik Korngold is my personal favorite here with his hot muscle-bound 'n hairy body and big uncut cock. The COLT sampler is quite enjoyable with a large number of sexy muscle dudes from the 1970s and 1980s. The picture quality for the sampler is surprisingly good considering the age of the movies. My only complaint is that there needs to be more than one full scene. The addition of a couple more full short movies would have been nice. I'm going with a Rent It because of this. Fans of butch hairy muscle dudes and fun vintage trailers knock yourselves out.