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Da Vinci Load #2, The: Angels & Semen (HD DVD)

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 7/19/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Feature
Director: Jerome Tanner
Length: One hour 30 minutes not including extras
Cast: Persia De Carlo, Nautica Thorn, Denise K, Kissy Kapri, Naomi Cruise & Aline

Foresight: You must wonder how Dan Brown, author of "The Da Vinci Code" and "Angels & Demons" feels about having his prize works made into a porn parody. Hopefully, he's got a great sense of humor. The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is Hustler's take on the best selling novels and major motion picture and has also created in the title a great DVD name that can easily be used in several jokes. It's the story of "Mystery.... Intrigue.... Anal" starring the lovely cover model Nautica Thorn. The light plot surrounds an evil force looking to eliminate the world of anal sex, and it is up to Nautica and her colleagues to rid the world of this unimaginable risk.

Scene 1: Persia De Carlo
A cute and skinny black haired woman has taken the wrong man home from the bar. She's got a tight little body and very young looking face that makes her one of the hotter little spinners I've seen on the blue screen in quite some time. The man she takes home, breaks out his dick, and Persia readily wraps her lips around it, using both of her little hands to attempt to remove all semen from his nuts. The guy takes over and pounds that little pussy into submission with Persia bucking back with ever thrust. This entertaining scene ends with her man dropping a load right on her tongue. The next morning, she's found dead......

Scene 2: Nautica Thorn & Denise K.

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Nautica Thorn is investigating the mystery surrounding her friend's demise and comes across her roommate, Denise K. Nautica is the lovely Asian mix woman on the cover of the DVD. Her model good looks combined with a naturally curvy figure make her one of the most sought after contract stars on the market. Denise K. is a skinny little blonde with a tiny plaid skirt, huge fake tits and a big ole box of toys. In pornoland, we all know how this one will end. Nautica grips the young Denise for a warm embrace. The two then strip out of their attire to perform a little cunnilinguis on one another. The scene starts to heat up when the toys are broken out, and reach the pinnacle when Nautica dons a strap on and Denise impales herself on it reverse cow-girl style. There was also so footage of the two using a double dong. Nice veggie scene.

Scene 3: Nautica Thorn
Lovely cover girl Nautica Thorn has a gift. She can see the memories of the man by sucking on his dick. Talk about a gift that works for everyone. After an attack by the evil doers, Nautica frantically sucks the victim's dick to figure out exactly who or what befuddled him. There is a great oral scene, where Nautica's full lips wrapped around a dick pushing her face down around the member at a frantic face, her eyes gazing up at the camera/recipient. The two take their tryst inside, and get down and dirty, with the victim returning the favor and licking Nautica's folds and asshole. It's always a treat to watch Nautica perform. Her lovely body and energy makes this scene very watchable. The scene ends with the victim spraying semen on her face.

Scene 4: Kissy Kapri & Naomi Cruise
Nautica has deducted that the "Priority of Semen" is behind the attack and other kidnappings and will stop at nothing to rid the world of anal sex. Two of the members of the evil unit happen to be cute little blondes. There mission is to retrieve the cum of their captives. The two lithe ladies, attack the cock of the lucky captive sucking his nuts and shaft. Even though he tried to resist their temptations, the captive could not, and strips the two ladies from their tunics and starts ramming his cock down their throats and spread twats, until he is forced to drop his load on their awaiting mouths.

Scene 5: Aline
The tables have turned, and the leader of the "Priority of Semen" is held captive by our Nautica Thorn-led crew. The secret has been discovered that there is a potion that would allow the creation of an anal g-spot, that the "Priority" was trying to protect. To see if the potion works, Evan Stone tries out the potion in Aline's ass. He starts in slow, but goes right to the poop shoot. He strokes in and out of her formally little sphincter with the skinny brunette vocally approving of the penetration. The anal goes back to vaginal, before the scene ends in the usual semen spewing fashion.

Solid collection of extras on this DVD, all of which look to lead to the growth of Hustler's bottom line. You can't blame companies from advertising, and Hustler has done it to a new level on this DVD. There are phone sex ads, directions to Hustler.com and Hustler Hollywood. There are also trailers from Hustler ("In-TERA-active". "Milk My Ass", "Barely Legal School girls 3", "Booty Tales 2" and "Asian Fever Sex Objects 2") and VCA ("18 & Easy 8", "MILF Shakes" & "Brazilian Anal Girls"). There was also a fun behind the scenes that lasts about 15 minutes featuring line flubs and some on the set fun, a photo book and "Select - a - Star" menu. All in all, not a bad grouping of extra materials.

Where Hard Meets Soft: Shot in entirely High Definition, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen looks phenomenal. The sex is solid, I loved the scenes that Nautica Thorn starred in and the Persia opening scene, the others were more mediocre. I am a sucker for porn with plots, and even more so with film parodies. I feel as though this is somewhat of a lost art amongst porn makers. This movie had some entertaining tongue-in-cheek moments that would make this movie very easy to watch again, even it wasn't for the hot sex. I must Recommended this DVD.


Colonel Mustard

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