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Evan Rivers 3

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 9/17/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Gay Adult Movie
Jordan, Illia T., Andles
72 Minutes
CAST: Evan Rivers, Seth, "Sparky", Ken Mack, Brianna
PRODUCTION DATES:02-16-07, 09-29-06, 09-14-06, 09-15-06, 09-07-06

The Good Stuff
Evan Rivers 3 is a the third flick about a cute South Beach Florida boy (Evan Rivers) and all the sex that he has. It is put out by the same people that make the Bait Bus flicks.

Scene 1
Evan puts up an online add using his friend Monica's picture for guys to meet up at a local glory hole. This has a similar set up as the BaitBus movies that are put out by the same studio but this is not as mean spirited as Baitbus. Anywho, three dudes show up to be serviced by Monica or so they think. A Latin dude, a Blonde dude and a Brunette fella. Monica leads them to the hole and then when she is on the other side of the hole with the guys dicks sticking through she switches out for Evan. Evan sucks and jacks off each guy with no real motivation. The first two don't even get to shoot a load or at least it wasn't filmed. The third time is the charm and Evan jacks lucky pole #3 to a nice creamy finish.
[Actors: Three guys, Evan, Monica | Sex Acts: Oral, Jacking | Positions: N/A | Condoms: N/A | Dicks: Uncut, Cut | ]

Scene 2

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Evan is helping out a woman to fulfill her husbands/boyfriends fantasy of sexing up a guy. The woman has the total cougar look to her bleach blond hair, perfect tan and big fake boobies. Sparky is a blonde, muscular guy with shaved chest and decent cut cock. Hey Sparky look what I got for you its Evan and you can fuck him. Evan and the woman strip Sparky preparing him for action before Evan wraps his lips around Sparkys large cut shaft. While Evan is blowing sparky there are some awesome up shots of the blonde womans implant scars. What a total turn on! Evan slobbers all over Sparkys rod while Sparky fingers and plays with the womans milk sacks. The hottest fucking of the film takes place in this scene as Evan really gets plowed by Sparky. Evan even does the impossible and gets a semi stiff one and jacks outs a wad before being sprayed by Sparkys spooge. Evan and the blonde take a taste of Sparkys jizz.
[Actors: Evan, Sparky, Blonde | Sex Acts: Oral, Anal, Jacking, Female fingering | Positions: Cowboy, Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 3
Evan meets up with his friend Seth for a quick fuck. Seth is a short, lean, pale, guy with dark hair and a nice sized cut cock. Our two twinky friends make out and 69 before Evan gets some butt slamming from Seth's purple headed warrior. As Seth is fucking away you get to see his cute white bubble ass flex as he slams into Evan. They don't fuck for long before they are laying side by side and jacking or should I say Seth is jacking and Evan watching. Seth jacks out a respectable load on Evans face ending the scene. This is actually one of the better scenes as Evan was almost turned on in this one. Yet again no wad for Evan.
[Actor: Seth, Evan | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 4
Ken Mack is here to get it on with Evan. Ken is a well muscled, fat cocked guy with trimmed body hair making a nice contrast against Evans tanned twinky body. Evan sucks Kens pole before getting right to fucking. When they get to Evan cowboying on Kens dick I found it weird, he literally bounces straight up and down saying its his new pogo stick, its not sexy in any way to me. On the positive side they actually do seem to have fun for most of the scene smiling and joking while fucking. Ken ends by jacking out a heavy load of baby batter on Evans abs. A total downer was that Evan was never hard in the scene so much so that when Ken is beating for his money shot he comments on Evans soft tool.
[Actor: Ken Mack, Evan | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Missionary, Cowboy| Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Cut | ]

Scene 5
Evan hasn't had had sex with a girl in six years or so he says. After this scene I am not sure he ever has. He has his big titted friend Brianna over and they are gonna try and get it on. After they both strip Brianna gets suited up with her strap on and fucks Evan up down and all around. This is the hottest part of the scene after this its all downhill. Brianna and her enormous funbags try to get Evans cock ready for action. Sucking it and stroking it and nothing is working. She even tries to squeeze his flaccid cock into her cooch but that ain't happening. Evan is sweating and says several times I guess I am just too gay I can't get it up. Poor Brianna is getting frustrated so is Evan. No one is having a good time. Finally she jacks his soft willy and he shoots his load. How was this accomplished? He was watching gay porn on a laptop while Brianna is getting an arm cramp jacking his teeny weeny. Just an utter travesty and libido destroyer.
[Actor: Evan, Brianna | Sex Acts: Oral, Jacking, Strap On | Positions: Doggie, Missionary, Attempted Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes | Dick: Cut | ]


Both audio and video quality were just okay. In the first scene the lighting is dark and you can hardly see what is going on. Throughout audio is low making things hard to hear. The lighting gets better in further scenes but the audio remains low for the whole film.


Slim pickins for extras.

Trailers: Baitbus 4, Baitbus 6

Stills: 53 Stills from the film.

Go to the Stars website.

At the End of the Night

Evan Rivers 3 is a train wreck of a movie. Three scenes were okay, one was bad and one was absolutely horrendous . Evan Rivers by himself is sexy and cute and who wouldn't want to see him screwing around. The situations and Evans enthusiasm brought this film into the crapper for me. Evan just seemed not to care about his performance. It was like ok he was just going through the motions to get it over with. I absolutely for the life of me can't understand why the last scene was included in the DVD at all. It was not the least bit hot and actually rather mortifying. This is a gay DVD why does Evan even try to have sex with poor Brianna. Being a gay man I am not interested in snatch and apparently neither is Evan as he never got hard once in the last scene or for the majority of the movie for that matter. The last scene was a total boner deflater and I just felt bad for Evan. There are no extras besides some stills, the audio and video quality were poor, the last scene was total crap combined with Evans lackluster performance make me give this film a rating of "Skip It" Don't waste your time or money, perhaps Evans other dvds are good but I'll never know because this one has totally turned me off.

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