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Big Boobs Are Cool!
Big Boobs Are Cool, so says Joanna Angel. Few of us would argue that and those who might contest that would do well to check out this latest release from Burning Angel, featuring some of the best busty beauties to star alongside the reigning queen of alt-porn. No plot, just tits. Here we go…
Chapter 1 – Emily George: After Emily talks about her tits and the camera man is done playing with them, her boy toy comes into the frame. She wastes no time getting his pants down and his cock down her throat and she plays with her big tits while sucking him off. After the oral he sits back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style for a bit, before she lies on her side for some more pud pounding. She gets on her back and he fucks her missionary style while she sucks her nipples, and to finish he pulls out and shoots onto her mouth and her knockers.
Chapter 2 – Ariel Alexis: Ariel is patient enough to sit still for a silly Q&A to start her scene before bouncing around with her top off and her tits out for the camera. Her man comes into the room and she puts his cock between her tits and sucks the head of his dick. She lies on her back with her striped stocking’d legs up in the air so he can fuck her missionary style, then he gets on his back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style with her asshole. She talks dirty while she rides him then gets down on all fours for some doggy style ass fucking, and then he pulls out and jerks himself off onto her tits to finish the scene.
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Chapter 3 – Adrianna Nicole: The camera finds Adrianna in the hair salon playing with her massive fun bags. She bounces around for the camera and shows off the goods to get us primed. Her man walks into the room and once his belt is undone his cock mysteriously flies into her open mouth for a pretty solid looking hummer. He sits back and she rides him reverse cowgirl style, and then she gets down on all fours so that he can fuck her in the ass for a few minutes. She rides him anally cowgirl style, then reverse cowgirl style, and then she gets on her back so he can fuck her ass while she plays with her titties. He pulls out and comes in her mouth and onto her tits to close off their scene.
Chapter 4 – Harmony: The camera man talks to Harmony’s tits a bit, then she takes off her top and does some jumping jacks for the camera. Some dude with frosted highlights comes in and sucks on her tits before munching her rug and then fucking her while spooning on the bed. They move into a sixty-nine and she titty fucks him, then he sits back and she rides him anally reverse cowgirl style. She sucks his cock after that and then he eats her out again before going back to fucking her in the ass. She gets down on all fours for doggy style ass fucking, then she gets down on her knees so that he can blow his load on her tits.
Chapter 5 – Joanna Angel: James comes into the room and comes up behind Joanna and starts smacking her tits while she sucks her nipples. He throws her down and fucks her missionary style on the couch, and then she gives him a super aggressive blowjob, gagging on his cock and slobbering all over the place. He smacks her tits with his dick before she rides him anally, reverse cowgirl style and then while lying on her side. She stands up and bends over so he can continue to fuck her ass from behind, and then she sucks him to a finish and he shoots his goop into her mouth and onto her tits.
All in all, this is a pretty solid effort from Burning Angel. The girls are all natural and if they don’t look fake-perfect like a lot of porn stars do, that’s okay. The performers all seem to be enjoying one another and themselves and the sex is passionate, hot, and very enthusiastic, never seeming forced or phony. The camera work and production values are fairly typical gonzo quality but there’s a decent sense of humor behind the whole production that definitely works in its favor.The DVD
The fullframe shot on digital video image is pretty crisp with only some mild edge enhancement keeping it from a higher grade. Colors look nice and lifelike, flesh tones as well, and the black levels remain strong throughout. There are a couple of spots where some low level video noise is present, but these are few and far between and overall this presentation looks pretty good.Sound:
The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is clean and clear without any evidence of hiss or distortion, however there are more than a couple of spots where the levels fluctuate a fair bit but it’s never too harsh. Other than that, there are no problems here. There’s plenty of bass in the low end of the soundtrack, and the high end is crisp without any tinny effects or break ups in the audio.Extras:
The main supplement on this release is a behind the scenes documentary that features the cast and crew messing around backstage, Joanna comparing her boobs to a few of the other ladies’ racks. Most of what we see is just nonsensical goofing off but we do get a look at how a few of the scenes were shot and a few of the interviews in this half hour documentary are amusing.
From there, check out the boob interviews section which is really just a collection of the bits that are placed in between the sex scenes that we already saw in the feature presentation. Fifteen minutes in total. It’s kinda strange seeing boobs respond to the interviewers questions but whatever floats your boat!
Rounding out the extras are an internet link, a still gallery and trailers for eight other Burning Angel productions. Animated menus and chapter/scene selection options are also included.Final Thoughts:
Burning Angel wants us to know that Big Boobs Are Cool and brother, they ain’t lyin. Tit fans unite, this disc does it right. Even if the extras aren’t all that, the feature is pretty hot stuff and if jugs are your thing, this oughta get you off. Recommended.