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Uncle D's Smother Me 2: Back In The Crack
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Uncle D's Smother Me 2: Back in the Crack
Genre: Ass Worship
Director: Uncle D.
Ashley Brown Eyes
Cast: Ariana Diabla, Uncle D., Ciera Sage, Red Sonia, Ashley Brown Eyes, Samantha, Amsterdam Anna, Jacquee, Mistress Feloxcia
Length: 180:57 minutes
Amsterdam Anna and Uncle D.
Date of Production: 1/24/2008
Extra's: The only extras were three trailers, a photogallery, a cast list, and some websites.
Audio/Video Quality: Uncle D's Smother Me 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot for the internet by director Uncle D. to now be distributed by Evil Angel. As with Smother Me 1, the scenes appeared to be shot on relatively modest equipment for their original internet release; sporting some grain, video noise, and a variety of smaller issues that bother some people a lot. I prefer pristine looking visuals but as with the last volume in this long awaited sequel, the quality of the heat and tease were such that I could be quite forgiving. The bitrate hovered around the lower 2 Mbps range but I did not see a whole lot of compression artifacts; the macro blocking noticed in some of the darker scenes but losing the watermarks from the previous outing to the relief of this fan. The fleshtones were accurate though and the camera was typically focused on making the ladies look their fleshy best. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 192 Kbps bitrate, the background noise on the high end much of the time but the vocals generally easily heard. There were no major issues with music and those looking for a title to showcase on your high end home theatres will want to look elsewhere.
Body of Review: Uncle D. is also known as the Canadian Buttamn by many fans of porn, his exploits on the internet such that Evil Angel released a compilation of his best scenes a couple of years ago with Smother Me 1. I found it to be a decidedly different type of porno but full of the love of ass I shared with the director, resulting in my taking a deep look at his websites (let me tell you, they are great for fans of ass!). In the past two years, I've bugged the director a number of times trying to get him to release more material on DVD and as luck would have it, Uncle D's Smother Me 2: Back in the Crack finally came out recently in a lengthier, new and improved outing that loses the watermarks in favor of more ladies, more tease, and more ass for Uncle D. to worship. If that sounds good to you, the lack of actual penetration and sex in most cases should not deter you from checking it out as the strokability of the footage was often quite solid. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and no population pudding exchanged for those still interested:
Scene One: Ariana Diabla, was the first gal to display her clothed tush in the movie but did not engage in any of the face sitting action as others did. Her extremely short clip was tiny compared to some of the others and really served more as a teaser since she did almost nothing praiseworthy.
Scene Two: Ciera Sage, a light haired gal with braces and a variety of pink clothing, was up next and she gave Uncle D. plenty of ass as she sat on his lucky face. The smothering aspect was pretty decent, if a bit too limited to fetish aficionados for my taste; though her thonged butt is welcome on my face any time she needs to rest her curvy form.
Scene Three: Red Sonia, a brunette wearing tight jeans and military style boots, was up next as she dominated Uncle D. both inside his studio and outside on a nature walk. She seemed mildly amused at his desire to meld with her ass, D. looking ten years younger without his trademarked beard and facial hair. He spanked her and felt her up in the varied clothing changes she provided; the cameltoe eliciting some comments but everything about her fitting the theme of the day.
Scene Four: Ashley Brown Eyes, a pleasant young lady in a biker outfit, was up next as she knocked on the door of Uncle D.. I liked her bikini styled outfits the most though, especially the red satin one she used to bounce before the director during her showcased scene.
Scene Five: Samantha, a cute brunette that was the first one to show a lot of ass cheek thanks to her thong, slipped back into her jeans to tease Uncle D. as she coyly teased him during their verbal banter. I liked her in her red thigh high boots and black thong the best, her black top covering her ample breasts in the studio.
Scene Six: Amsterdam Anna, a blond wearing red satin pants and a striped shirt, was up next as she walked along the public streets of her foreign land with intermittent stops to allow Uncle D. to show her essence at its very best. They engaged in some public face sitting too, tourists wanting in on the action as they gazed at her fleshy ass too. The action in the hotel was better since the curvy gal wore a thong but it was hot out so she was glistening with sweat and fanning herself as she talked to the guy.
Scene Seven: Jacquee, a somewhat cold blond wearing satin blue stretch pants that hugged her sweet ass nicely, was up next with Uncle D.; giving him a lap dance as she gyrated on his lap and pumped her fleshy (but covered) rump on our hero with some minimal face sitting included as part of the package.
Scene Eight: Mistress Feloxcia, the chunky chick featured on the front cover, was up next with Uncle D. as her slave. Unlike some of the previous scenes, this one showed her in complete control, even holding the director on a metal leash to direct him into her ass. She wore a black latex fetish outfit and suffered from a lack of clothing changes as well as a smaller variety of sexual stunts.
Summary: Uncle D's Smother Me 2 by director Uncle D. for Evil Angel had no penetrative sex, no blowjobs, and a wide variety of quality in terms of the face smothering taking place but fans of this sort of thing should consider it to be worthy of a Recommended rating. To be fair, I found my travels on the director's websites to be a better experience than this volume in the series but as an introduction to his exploits, I think a lot of ass fans not quite so demanding of actual sex will find this appealing on a few levels. The tease was strokable in most scenes and the ladies had the kinds of ass that men can sink their teeth into, making Uncle D's Smother Me 2: Back in the Crack almost as good as Smother Me 1 so give them both a look before venturing online to see what kind of fun you can have.
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