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Meet The Fuckers 8
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze!
Meet The Fuckers 8
Director: Mick Blue
Renae "J-Ho" Cruz
Cast: Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Tommy Gunn, Roxy DeVille, Marco Banderas, Renae Cruz, Mick Blue, Alexis Texas, John Strong, Brianna Love
Length: 144:45 minutes
Date of Production: 1/14/2008
Extra's: The best extra was the 16:42 minutes of strip tease material by the ladies, serving as eye candy tease worth stroking off to. It went out of order from the movie (starting with Renae and ending with Jenna/Courtney) and was hardly long enough to give each of the gals time to truly shine but it was pretty sweet too. There was also a 13:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that amounted to a lot of additional tease too, but it was less explicit so your mileage may vary. There was also a photogallery, a pop shot compilation from the scenes, trailers, and a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase.
Audio/Video Quality: Meet The Fuckers 8 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mick's works in the past, with enough variation to add some texture in a few of the eight scenes. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that Mick spent plenty of time to use the camera angles to enhance the looks of the nicely made up ladies. It was far from perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 3.9 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it (but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard, this being a common fallacy my tech head buddies don't always understand). The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot (there was also a secondary track in Spanish this time for those who care). There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.
Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is a company founded years ago when the head of the company split from Metro, taking their most talented director with him. Over the years the company has proven to be a testing ground for a number of other talented types, Mick Blue showing a lot of promise in his efforts to make some heated porn for them as both meat puppet and director. His latest title to make it my way was Meet The Fuckers 8, the movie showcasing gals like Jenna Haze, Brianna Love, Alexis Texas, Courtney Cummz, Roxy DeVille, and Renae Cruz as they engaged in a variety of sexually depraved acts. The back cover said it like this: "What can be better than a hot hardcore honey that loves to fuck? How about a bevy of beauties that love to get their boxes boned! These nasty nymphs suck dick like it's their air-supply and ride cock like world-class jockeys. If moist, wet pussies tight asses and HARDCORE humping is your thing - this Fuck and Suck-fest is guaranteed to tighten your 'nads!" If that sounds good to you, here's a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Courtney Cummz, the babe standing on the front cover, and Jenna Haze sitting beside her, were up first with Tommy Gunn as the ladies got a chance to appreciate each other while in sexy lingerie. Their thongs and other lingerie added to their appeal for me, Courtney going right to licking Jenna's ass by the staircase while rubbing her pussy to begin. Both of these ladies are top notch hotties in the industry and using them as the opening act might have been a bold move considering that many would consider the pair to be the heavy hitters of the flick but director Mick had a lot of quality gals to offer up here so it was not as bold a move as it would have been elsewhere. Jenna liked licking Courtney's ass too, the licking running up and down the ass crack to get both gals moist. The gals proceeded to use anal toys after that and saved Tommy for last as they double teamed his rod and balls orally. The sloppy head led to Courtney impaling her pussy on his dick but Jenna preferred some anal play with it, each gal showing why they are considered stars of the small screen. Courtney opened her back door too, and the stairs seemed to allow the ladies to enhance the look of their butts as they bent over, using a lot of dirty talk to aurally coax Tommy to completion. There was some taste testing here and both ladies shared the load of genetic juice going to their faces with some cum swapping, the chemistry displayed making it a great scene to appreciate. Whew!
Scene Two: Roxy DeVille, an attractive brunette that left stripping to do porn, was up next in some black fishnet stockings and matching bikini undies, her sultry looks and DSLs making her all the more appealing to me. She was partnered up with muscular Marco Banderas and gave some splendid tease footage with a colorful glass dildo, teasing the camera as though trying to get the viewer at home off repeatedly. While her solo act was decent enough, her need for seed drove her to seek out some cock, slobbing the knob of Marco quite aggressively as she proved she could deep throat him with relative ease. I loved how she maintained eye contact with him as she jerked and sucked him off, but she earned even more points for how actively she rode him vaginally in a multitude of positions. Her panting and groans were subdued but believable, making it a strokable scene that I will likely go back to as much as the wonderful first scene of the show. The action eventually ended when he rubbed out a load of population pudding to her face, coating her tongue with the gal making a mess of the spew, some swallowing taking place. Yum!
Scene Three: Renae Cruz, a lean Latina still waiting for her porn parody "J-Ho" to be released, was up next as she took off her outfit to reveal a colorful bit of lingerie enhancing her eye candy look of the day for director Mick Blue. She knew the effect she was having on him and as she toyed with him, he grew increasingly impatient, wanting to savor her delights for himself. Renae was coy about how she was getting him driven into a frenzy, her moist pussy showing she covered with two sets of panties. Renae masturbated for him and was soon inhaling his cock, leading to an active vaginal ride where she appeared to get off repeatedly as she drove him to the brink of madness. Renae slowed down during the anal sex but her dirty talk increased as a result, making the scene at least as good as if she had just let her actions speak for her. By the time he was through, Renae had milked a large load from his balls to her mouth, reminding him "it wasn't a tease" as she did a bit more POV cock sucking. Whoa!
Scene Four: Alexis Texas, a fleshy blond covered in neon pink mesh and black fishnet stockings, was up next as she walked over to the couch where studly John Strong was waiting for her, eschewing the tease to get right in on the action with him. He knelt between her legs to jerk off and go down on her, servicing the cute Texan babe as she saw fit. He fucked her vaginally and she responded well, moving to blow his juice coated cock before she really turned up the heat by bouncing that fleshy ass on his cock. Alexis did not do anal here but she really did not have to considering how actively she rode the penis, some dirty talk adding to the fun of her outfit to make this another ball draining bit of work. The ending stream of semen landed on her sweet ass and given the strength of her work here, I really found it a heated bit of boning. Yes!
Scene Five: Brianna Love, an even more established cutie with a big booty, was up last and her animal print bikini and accessories did little to hide her qualifications here as she told Mick Blue what she was going to do to him. The dirty talk alone was enough to get me interested but the visuals were certainly appreciated as well considering how talented she proved to be. The oral was swell and her active riding style was included in both the vaginal as well as anal portions of the flick, the tease including copious amounts of ass shots such as when she oiled herself up. Her shiny derriere was a treat to behold and she used it so well that I imagine I will be referring to this scene for a long, hard time when people ask about what they should watch starring the lass. The couple showed some personal chemistry that enhanced the moment too, the ending pop shot to her ass probably the toughest thing for Mick to do considering how tight she was. In all then, it was a great way to end a really solid movie. Sweet!
Summary: Meet The Fuckers 8 by director Mick Blue for Zero Tolerance had enough replayability, fuck for the buck, and high end technical values that I considered it worthy of being Highly Recommended. I would have liked more tease in the scenes and longer extras but there was no doubt in my mind that this was the kind of release Mick should be concentrating his efforts on if at all possible. In short, Meet The Fuckers 8 was probably the best outing in the series to date thanks to the incredible casting of ladies and the chemistry it displayed by an enthusiastic, talented bunch of high end performers. Good work!
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