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Muffin Tops

Studio: JM Productions » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 11/2/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

JM Productions
All-Sex with BBW

Director: Jim Powers

Condoms: Varies

Length: 98 Minutes

Date Of Production: 08/11/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

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Scene 1 - Brooke Scott. I fucking love thick chicks. I want more porn dedicated to the slightly bigger girls that show them in their lovely light. Brooke Scott is a pseudo-muffin top. She doesn't have that earned chubby look and I couldn't quite get into the fucking. She's pretty as hell and I would blow a load on her. It's just that she looks like she's been through a bender.

Drunk chicks with a gut don't equal a muffin top. Big girls who love food and cock equals a muffin top. Let's get our Urban Dictionary on the same page, people.


Scene 2 - Marley True.

Marley True needs to work more.  A pretty face, nice tits and a gut that would make me proud. She fucks normally and she has adequate skill. But, she's a up-and-coming BBW beauty that is wonderful to watch onscreen. It's a thrill to be rewarded with a scene that spotlights such talent. Count me in as a Marley True convert. 

Scene 3 - Claudia Downs.

Claudia Downs has done a lot of other fetish flicks that I love. The gut must be special FX, because she didn't have it in any of those creampie fetish videos. Is porn lying to me? No, it's just a fantasy and the fantasy works here. I love seeing sweet fucking with big girls. Claudia does well here and I love seeing her chubby little face getting plugged.

Scene 4 - Rucca Paige.

When the fuck did Rucca Paige become a muffin top? Sweet fuck, I'm out of the loop. She fucks like a champ, but I've come to expect that. What gets me is the fact that nobody plays up the fat fuck fetish. No jiggly vaginas or cum shots into the belly button. Where is the playful side of porn? Probably in a better video.

Final Thoughts:

JM Productions does solid work. It's just that they could've fished for some bigger girls. Fake fat girls are a slap in the fact of chunky mamas everywhere. Put those girls in a video. I'll slap salami to that. Hell, give me a contract and I'll shot the shit out of Chunky Mama Fuckin'. It's a franchise in the making, people. Super-Size My Dick. You can pay me now.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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