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House of Ass 9

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Frankenlola » Review Date: 11/16/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

: Gonzo

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Amber Rayne, Paris Gables, Sunny Lane, Kylee Reese, Rachel Roxxx, Missy Stone

Length: 2h33m

Condoms: None

Special Features:
Bonus Footage: Extended footage of each of the 5 scenes, with dialogue and non scene discussions.  There is some nudity, but no sex. [30m13s]
Photo Gallery: Free running stills of the girls. [7m05s]
Trailers: Previews for 3 other titles by Tom Byron.
More Fun: commercials for porn numbers to call. [8m03s]

The video was presented in 16:9 letterboxed. The quality was very good.  I did not see artifacts, or any issues with light or shadows.  The audio was good as well.  There was no music played over the scenes, so it was just the sounds of fucking.  The levels were good, will little variation between the scenes.

Body of Review:

Tom Byron brings out five of the hottest asses in the business.  Byron does his best to introduce the girls, before plowing their tight holes.  He did this by getting six of the nicest round asses to agree to get pounded.  Each scene begins with Tom and Kylee sitting outside beside a pool, talking about the next girl, before beginning the scene.  Then there is a brief intro with the individual girls stripping and spreading before the actual scenes begins.

Scene 1: Missy Stone

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The scene opens with several settings of Missy wearing a bikini and laying on a couch.  Right away she is naked and on her knees blowing Tom.  He fucks her face getting his knob slobbered up for the action.  Missy takes his meat all the way down her throat before turning around so Tom can eat her ass.  She gets on top and rides his cock taking him deep into her pussy.  Then they switch to doggy and pounds her pink some more before flipping her on her back and reaming her ass.  Her starts slowly, letting her get accustomed to the giant intruder before picking up the pace.  Once warmed up he slides in easily, while Missy slowly rubs her clit.  They move to doggy for a bit, before she sits on his dick and gets drilled from below.  Missy stays on top until he is ready to blow and dismounts in order to receive his load on her face. 

    His: 3.0
    Hers: 3.5

Scene 2: Paris Gables

Paris is a cute blond with small titties wearing a cute little outfit and stocking covered in cherries.  She also has a nice bubble butt which she spreads open to show her tight pucker.  She goes straight for the BJ, and wanks Tom while tossing his salad.  She really gets into drilling his brown with her tongue.  She alternates between his cock and his hole for a while, then lays on her back and Tom pierces her slick pussy.  She puts in a good energy and likes the treatment she is receiving.  Tom then moves down a hole and starts drilling her ass.  Again, Paris is enjoying the ride and fiddling her pussy along with the action.  Once on top, we get a great view of Paris' heart-shaped ass, and know why she was chosen for this movie.  Again, Tom finishes off by spackling her face with cum.

    His: 3.5
    Hers: 3.0

Scene 3: Rachel Roxxx

Rachel is a good looking brunette, with a great ass, big (fake) tits and pierced nipples.  She is the first girl to start fully dressed, but quickly remedies that.  After stripping, she puts her mouth on his dick and gets him ready for the action to come.  This part plays out almost identical to the first scene.  Rachel climbs on top and starts bouncing on Tom's rod.  They flip to a couple more positions including doggy, before Tom shoots on her face as well.  This scene had no anal, or ass eating, which is surprising, considering the movie's title.

    His: 3.0
    Hers: 3.0

Scene 4: Amber Rayne, Sunny Lane

Sunny is a cute blonde with a nice round ass, and Amber is a sultry brunette that loves to take it in the butt.  This scene is described as "The girl next door, and the whore next door," it delivers.  Amber is dressed in black and Sunny in pink.  The girls start by making out, then sharing Tom's stick.  Tom and Amber briefly take turns licking Ambers pucker, then Sunny places her brown hole on Tom's face while Amber licks Tom's hole and dick.  Amber is the first to get fucked, by getting on top and putting two fingers in her own ass while Sunny assists.   Sunny takes a turn next, and slides up and down on his cock while Amber slaps Sunny's big white ass.  Amber then turns around to get her holes licked by Sunny while she is still riding Tom.  Sunny gets her pussy pounded for a bit, and then it is time for some anal.  Unfortunately, Amber is the only one in this scene that takes it up there.  She gets her ass drilled in numerous was, while showing a couple of good gapes. Amber takes the cock out of her ass and cleans it before remounting it. 
Then it is Sunny's turn for an ATM, sucking on it until he squirts on both girls' faces.  Then Amber licks the cum off of Sunny's mug and the girls pass the load back and forth before swallowing.
    His: 4.5
    Hers: 3.5

Scene 5: Kylee Reese

Kylee is a cute blond with pert tits, and a decent rump covered in slight peach fuzz.  She starts off wearing a little pink dress, but not for long, as Tom strips her and eats her ass from behind.  She responds with a wet blow job, preparing the dick for the action to come.  Tom pierces her tight pussy and slowly drills her, making Kylee purr and moan.  It is a good shot, and you can see her natural tits sway with the action.  She kneels so he can pound her from behind, while she spreads her round cheeks.  Kylee straddles Tom's face while he strokes himself, the slides her wet box all the way down his shaft.  Kylee stays until dismounting so Tom can unload onto her face.

    His: 3.0
    Hers: 3.0

Concluding Words:
    The movie is decent, with very attractive girls, good action, and a crisp picture.  The intros with Kylee seem more like they could be included in the extras as an interview, rather than including it in the movie.  It does not seem to add much content to the movie.  According to the title, the focus should be on asses, although three of the girls don't do anal.  There was some but licking, but I don't think that is enough to qualify.  The girls' behinds are also very nice, but only a couple of them are truly exceptional.
    This is a good movie for couples interested in butt play, both for him and her.  There isn't anything that would disgust any casual viewers, and the positions are common as well.  So I will rate this tops on the couples scale, but the missing anal,  lack of interesting extras and replay value on give it a recommendation of "RENT IT."

Couples rating:    Solo |----*| Couples

NOTE: Any distortions in images presented above are the result of the capture program, and not representative of actual video quality.

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