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Best of Suite 703 Vol 3

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Guybrush » Review Date: 2/22/09

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Date of Production: 2008

Length: 90 minutes

Director: unidentified

Cast: Brodie Newport, Lucas Knowles, Tommy Blade, Ken Mack, Lex Sabre, Brad Benton, Justin Wlls, Jude Collin, Robby Ireland, Jeremy Lange, and Logan Robbins

Body Types: muscular guys, smooth chests

Condoms: yes

Things to see: threesomes, office sex, shower sex, facial cumshots

Plot: no plot

The Movie:

Compilation porn can be a tough sell at times.  Burned by watching lackluster 4-hour compilations of mediocre sex, many viewers would risk watching the original films, rather than a compilation of a couple of poor titles.  The main problem with compilation porn is that the majority of scenes are merely average, with a sprinkling of really good scenes depending on the DVD.  One would assume that the companies would choose the best scenes from each film and put them onto one DVD.  Alas, this just isn't the norm. 

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The Best of Suite 703 vol 3unfortunately falls into the same sand trap of mediocrity; most of the scenes are just average, leaving only one or two really good scenes.  Of course, it's not as if the scenes are poorly shot or badly edited.   Most of the segments simply lack passionate sex and some of techniques used are sloppy.  For example, the reveal of erections could be greatly improved.  Instead of teasing the audience with a slow reveal, we suddenly find the actors with their dicks out, already being sucked on.  Without a slow build-up, there is little motivation for the audience to stick around except for the money shot.  Alas, the money shots aren't all too spectacular either.  The DVD does, however, feature some solid oral action in nearly every scene.  In fact, if the rest of the sex was as good as the oral action, then this DVD would be a winner.  Instead, we have yet another compilation that might leave you dry as opposed to wet.

This DVD's best scenes include a sex romp in a pool hall and a post exercise romp in the communal showers.  The pool hall segment features an incredibly attractive brunette (blessed with a long dick) who is seduced by his gay friend.  The blond actor clearly gives some good head since his co-star is rock hard.  The guys ultimately progress to pool table sex (channeling 80's porn), which features some hot action since both actors are very turned on.  The shower sex scene similarly works because the actors are clearly turned on by their co-star.  What is particularly nice about this scene is that the bottom happens to be pretty well hung, so the sight of his big dick flopping around while being fucked, was a huge turn-on.  This segment's only negative was the irritating sex sounds made by one actor; sounding less like erotic moans and more like an animal in misery.   The rest of the three scenes do have some hot moments, but generally feel merely average.  Given the fact that this compilation includes only five scenes, the high level of mediocrity makes this a difficult title for me to recommend you purchasing.

On a final negative note, the DVD menu claims that you can play the movie or select scenes.  However, when you select "play movie" you can't skip to the next scene during playback.  This is a completely ridiculous choice.  The only way to watch the next segment is to return back to the menu or to wait for the scene to end (even less ideal) so that it automatically skips to the next scene.  As if those unskippable FBI warnings and trailers on most DVD's weren't already annoying!

The DVD:


Presented in fullscreen, the image is bright, colorful and nicely sharp.  


The sound was adequate for this feature.  All of the action could be heard clearly.


Extras include scene selection, and a photo gallery.

Final thoughts:

If this is the Best of Suite 703 vol 3, then I hate to see what their worst is.  While the models were cute, the sex ranged from good to just average.  What you basically get here is two pretty good scenes and three average scenes.  Therefore, you would do better to rent this DVD first before buying. 

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