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Insatiable Voyage (AKA: Bobbi Starr & Dana DeArmond's...)
Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions
Bobbi Starr! (with Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus)
Director: Mike John
Dana DeArmond's natural gape
Cast: Dana DeArmond, Steve Holmes, James Deen, Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, Mike Hash, Johnny Fender, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Hooks, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Wade Hardman, Mark Zane, Steven French, Arnold Schwartzenpecker
Length: 252:42 minutes
Bobbi Starr was built for speed!
Date of Production: 1/3/2009 (box cover); 1/13/2009 (credits)
Extras: The best extras were on the second disc of the set, specifically the 26:53 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. The cast was shown having more sex and there was more nudity with Mike showing lots more action in what were deleted portions of the scenes, crazy Tim Von Swine adding some humor too. Granted, it was less strokable than straightforward sex but it did add entertainment value all the same. Then there was a pop shot recap, a nice slipcover, a cast list (the entire cast this time thankfully enough!), a photogallery, and trailers to 19:29 minutes worth of Mike's other titles, including stuff like Elastic Assholes 7, No Cum Dodging Allowed #10, Jerk Off Material, Boobaholics Anonymous 4, POV Pervert 10, Praise the Load, Peep Show, and Semen Sippers 7.
Youthful Bobbi Star and cougar Dana DeArmond
Audio/Video Quality: Insatiable Voyage was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480i resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not quite optimal, the rare but slightly washed out look at times bugging me (I wish they had been shot pool outside). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with Tim Von Swine assisting as the still photographer or not, his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 5.8 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
Body of Review: Mike John is nothing short of a legend in the gonzo POV community due to the manner in which he had long captured some of the very best action on camera but even his regular gonzo has proven to be popular as the guy finds some of the sluttiest whores to work a meat pipe (or twelve) over the years. Now that he is distributed by Jules Jordan Video, he pretty much has his say about all sorts of aspects of his movies that were otherwise controlled by others when he started out. Well, his latest title to make it to me was something of a showcase for two gals as well as a veritable contest of wills to see who could out slut the other, the title called Insatiable Voyage. Before I go too far into the review, it should be noted that the females in question are Bobbi Starr, the youthful extreme queen that has won the accolades of many in the industry and Dana DeArmond, the former alt-porn matron that so many revile for her piss poor attitude and need for continuous attention. Personally, I don't think Bobbi has any significant detractors these days, her fresh looks and all natural body attuned to giving all sorts of pleasure with a smile but Dana is an admittedly acquired taste. As I have defended her in the past, I will do so here too, noting that she doesn't look like a 35 year old tranny, doesn't do a shitty job in all of her scenes, and absolutely does not narc people out that she doesn't like (at least that I know of) even though she is a drama mama old enough to be a MILF. The situation here was a light feature of sorts where both gals got the chance to have all sorts of depraved sexual activity that was heavy on oral and anal, culminating in some interracial gangbangs that prove each of them has some spark left to work with. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested: Scene One: Dana DeArmond, the brunette bent over on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up first as she masturbated in bed, plunging a large clear dildo inside of her ass. Dana might have a lot more wear on her body these days versus the top talent but she still holds her own when it comes to anal insertion, the anal debutante having stretched her rectum out hundreds of times for pay in recent years. The anal tease continued until she was joined by Steve Holmes and James Deen, both men working her mouth and ass in numerous positions but largely skipping her pussy except during the double penetration (DP). Dana gave sloppy head and was not overly active during the riding but the scene was handled pretty well all the same. She did taste testing and cleaned off their cocks of her ass juices, the scene eventually closing out when she sucked out their rubbed out loads of genetic juice straight from their taps for swallowing.
Scene Two: Bobbi Starr, the youthful hotty seen posing on the lower left hand corner (and standing on the opposing corner), was up next as she took on Mr. Marcus and Sean Michaels, in an interracial tryst, getting back at those that pissed her off. She initially masturbated in the public restroom but was choking on their hogs in no time, kneeling down to savor their dark meat experience. Sean drilled her pussy first but both men had ample opportunities to tap her there, soon moving to her tight backside as they made good use of her perfect pucker. Bobbi was the consummate performer, enthusiastically going for them both no matter what hole they sought to fill, elevating the dynamic as she even stuffed her hand inside her ass as she was being fucked, sucking them off in turns. There was no doubt why Bobbi won so many awards since starting in the industry, her love of hardcore sex as strong as her appreciation of large black dicks. She took them every which way but loose too, the DP showing how a gal can take big black dicks instead of the more generic sized ones like Dana had in the previous scene, clearly stretching Bobbi's limits as far as they seemed determine to push her to the max. Bobbi took all they dished out though and the scene ended when they bathed her face in population pudding, Bobbi lapping it up with glee before giving them some post coital head. The flashback then ended with her rubbing one out in the public restroom, the anal plugs in the shape of hearts and dildo leaving her exhausted.
Scene Three: Dana DeArmond, Mike Hash, Johnny Fender, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Hooks, and Steve Holmes, were up next as Dana provided the men with her body so they could practice their gangbanging skills. Steve was running a class to help the mopes get their lucky break, Dana wearing a satin blue bikini before she masturbated on Steve's classroom desk at the head of the class. He then inserted his finger into her asshole, tasting it before showing how her ass gapes extremely large over nothing at all. He whipped out his cock and ate her ass, Dana gyrating in pleasure as the other men jerked off. As the men fucked her gape, it was like tossing a hotdog down a hallway so her vaginal skills came into play as well. Dana then allowed the men to plug all three of her holes and drink the spew, at one point becoming airtight from the three cocks driving deep inside her. I give Dana credit for handling them very well for her advanced years, proving she isn't ready for the scrapheap just yet.
Scene Four: Bobbi Starr, Mike Hash, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Hooks, and Steve Holmes, were the final scene of the first disc, Bobbi's message asking for volunteers to fuck her not going unnoticed. She dropped to her knees to blow them two at a time, massaging their cocks in a messy fashion so that her passionate claim to fame was again proven. Bobbi made all those noises some of you appreciate when sucking the men off too, finding this bunch far easier than the well hung top tier studs from her previous scene but the energy and enthusiasm was contagious. This time though, the emphasis was on a blowbang, Steve coming out of the stall at the end to choke her and get her to provide full service. He fucked all three of her holes and she slobbed his knob readily, Bobbi didling herself until she milked his balls dry for the facial. Whew!
Scene Five: Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Mr. Pete, Wade Hardman, Mark Zane, Steven French, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, James Deen, Sean Michaels, Tone Capone, and Hooks, were up last in what amounted to a large gangbang that took place once the ladies finished their lesbian antics and finished with scrawny James Deen. The guys served up their cocks in no holds barred fashion, poking, prodding, and penetrating the ladies as they saw fit. The first twenty minutes was devoted to all sorts of nasty lesbian antics and frankly, the level of chemistry between the gals was very high and undeniable. The next half hour had the women taking care of James and cumswapping his load of spew before swallowing it. The rest of the second disc's content (in the movie at least) ran about 50 minutes, calling itself "Friday" and allowing the guys to go to town. Bobbi and Dana warmed up initially in the bathroom with toys, preparing for the multitude of cocks that would be pounding them so hard. Dana's PC muscle control impressed Bobbi but the nervous lasses showed that both of them, yes both of them, were slutty enough to merit the term "super slut" even if the abundance of men slowed down some of their specific circus act sex tricks. There was no pacing and like the other scenes, some salad tossing was observed, but most of the scene was devoted to oral and anal sex, the gals swallowing wads of semen directly and from a large glass bowl.
Summary: Insatiable Voyage by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video was not his most subtle work and I would have preferred the consistency of a single performer showcase but each gal acquitted herself strongly enough for me to declare the dual disc set as Recommended. Bobbi's youthful zeal was the preferred path to take but Dana gave a splendid performance too, the technical values and extras enough to support the rating. In short, Insatiable Voyage may not appeal to a lot of people as it was so strongly based on circus act sex and two specific performers but the action outlined on the DVD cover was what it had to offer so give it a look.
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