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Who's That Girl #9
Who's That Girl #9
Genre: Gonzo, Newcomers
Director: Van Styles
Cast: Ashli Orion, Talon, Christina Moure, Sascha, Scarlett Fay, Jerry, Jennifer Heart, Marco Banderas, Angelina Valentine
Length: 157:15 minutes
Date of Production: 2009
Extras: The best extra was an unrelated 15:54 minute long Bonus Core scene between the director and Lizzy Styles that included a blowjob and hand finish. She was fun, personable, and seemed to appreciate the situation more than most I've seen in the extras sections of movies, upgrading its value to me. There was also a wealth of deleted footage lasting 40:59 minutes, mostly interviews but some amusing good times too. There was a photogallery and some trailers, as well as a slipcover and true double sided cover (an x-rated and r-rated version).
Audio/Video Quality: Who's That Girl #9 was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Van Styles for Vouyer Media in the MPEG-2 encoded standard definition using 480i resolution. The lighting was flat and even, substantially better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a couple of his other recent efforts at the company and elsewhere (even his hired gun efforts for Jenna Haze). There was little grain and the fleshtones were accurate, reminding me of how splendid most of the movies released by the company have been of late (at least the ones I voted on for a few industry award shows). The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as possible, Van among the best the gonzo world has to offer when it comes to balancing out technical side and raw energy; both prime reasons why he is a favorite among other directors that slap their name on titles he technically directs. The compression rate was typically in the mid 4.4 Mbps area, moving about but rarely showing a need for less compression as some titles elsewhere have needed. The editing was on the minimalist end at the hands of Van Styles himself, the man adding a few artistic touches here too. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) but there was no significant separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances. Still, I could hear every monaural moan and groan in the post production enhanced release, pretty much what one would expect from a gonzo title.
Body of Review: Van Styles is something of an enigma at Vouyer Media these days, his directorial efforts maintaining the usual gonzo straightforwardness of his peers but also branching out to provide a slightly different look at times, not quite as artistic as those Robby D. as "Celeste" movies I sometimes rail about but not just a nuts & bolts look at, well...nuts and bolt-ons. His latest release is a movie called Who's That Girl #9, the series long appreciated for the number of newcomer gonzo gals starting their careers in them. This time saw only a single gal with any mileage on her porn resume and Van was distinctly in evidence throughout the production on all levels short of performing. None of the women looked like they were destined for porn greatness but all of them were quite capable of milking a nut in the sluttiest of ways so fans should be happy at the results of the genetic juice withdrawal system in place. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Ashli Orion, a lean little newcomer that has proven quite talented of late, was up first in her wild looking bikini, her stripper moves applied throughout the house as she teased with her all natural body. There was a short interview once she was finished teasing, the gal grabbing Talon for a scene that began with her oral skills tested. She passed the test in regards to showing some skill with a cock in her mouth, a little of the footage shot in near-POV. She crawled to the living room couch from there so she could actively ride his cock vaginally in several positions, her vocals a bit too over the top to be believable but well within the usual parameters for less critical looks. She fingered her ass as he plowed her too, tasting it as though she was very familiar with her own ass juices, his nut of genetic juice launched onto her ass cheek by the end.
Scene Two: Christina Moure, a cuter brunette with a bit more breast than Ashli, was up next on the couch in her neon pink polka dotted bikini, her pierced nipples perking up when played with by Sascha for her 13th scene. She was all smiles and laughter as Van fussed out loud about Sascha needing to leave, the performer pushing his way into the scene despite Van's pleas. She wanted Sascha and the couple went at it, her splendid blowjob while he fingered her leading to an active vaginal ride. The relative lack of tease wasn't so bad though since she just wanted to be fucked hard, Sascha going at her as best he could until unloading his population pudding into her mouth.
Angelina Valentine with Sascha
Scene Three: Scarlett Fay, a gal with brown hair and a lean physique, was up next as she teased in the hallway wearing her neon blue bikini. It slowly came off as the stripper in her ditched the clothing for a better effect; the gal taunting with her sweet little ass. The white fishnet stockings added to her look a bit and she enjoyed slobbing the knob of second tier meat puppet Jerry, her ginger oral work leading to a largely active vaginal ride. There was some taste testing and she seemed anal receptive but the pecker stayed free of her backdoor this time, her panting signifying how much she was into the action. There appeared to be some chemistry between them and she did keep some form of eye contact with him rather than the camera, his pop shot landing all over her torso and face as he tried to catch his breath.
Lizzy Styles (in the bonus core scene)
Scene Four: Jennifer Heart, an interesting newcomer with half bleached hair, was up next in her third scene as she paraded around in her short skirt and loose crop top that revealed her tits. Marco Banderas was very interested in getting to work with her too, the man doing his utmost to cut the interview short so he could sample her goodies. He went right for her titties before kissing her, caressing her sweet body as she clumsily tried to figure out what to do next. Marco gave her a good tongue lashing too, Jennifer reciprocating with a healthy hummer that showed her oral limitations. Her inexperience sucking a large cock off carried over to the vaginal penetration, the lady unable to actively ride him very much even when dripping wet. She got better with time though and was soon milking his balls dry of spew thanks to her need for seed but there was no chemistry in evidence. The wad went to her ass cheek and she avoided tasting it, the gal smiling as his load dripped down her snatch.
Scene Five: Angelina Valentine, the gal featured on the front cover and most prolific gal when the movie was shot, was up last following the tease before please formula of the day. She looked like a cross between a seasoned stripper and a gal walking the street thanks to her abundant tattoo collection (especially on her arm), the gal winding up as a present to Sascha because he hooked up Van one day when someone else flaked. Angelina had a trampy look to her as she caressed herself, her DSL's and overly large implants providing the kind of experience one might expect from the company. They kissed and he pawed her, the gal making him work for it as she rubbed her ass into his lap. She gave the most sexually aggressive blowjob of the movie too, her vaginal ride showing a similar dynamic as she appeared to share some chemistry with her partner. She also seemed anal friendly but did not take the cock inside her butt, the double dose of dick droppings she caused from Sascha showing she was worthy of the premise.
Summary: Who's That Girl #9 by director Van Styles for Vouyer Media was a fun, hardcore gonzo that fans might appreciate enough to merit a rating of Recommended thanks to the replay value, strokability, and selection of women present here. In short, Who's That Girl #9 was not the best release in the entire series but it earned the kind of respect from me only a seasoned professional could muster, the total package value oriented for those wanting to supplement their collections.
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