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Text Book Pussies 5

Studio: Sinsation Pictures » Review by Staff Review » Review Date: 9/17/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Textbook Pussies 5


Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 124 Minutes

Director: Various

Date Of Production: 4/7/09

Cast: Masha, Lani, Kelly, Shakira, & Vika

Special Features: Talk about lame! All you get for extras is a photo gallery and some trailers. They try to pass off a "fetish menu" as an extra but that is standard on pretty much every quality Adult DVD anyway. A horrible effort by Sinsational.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. I've never been totally satisfied Sinsational's technical quality, but that's not the case with this release. While not the absolute best, the video quality is better than the average Adult DVD. There are very few flaws in the actual print, and I was hard pressed to find any pixilation or compression artifacts. The colors were all crisp and extremely lifelike. The audio is presented in the standard 2.0 stereo. There was no background music to interfere with the moaning of the actors.

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Scene 1: Kelly First up is a pretty young brunette named Kelly. After showing off her body for a few minutes Kelly gets fucked by a large rubber dildo. She takes the toy from a few different positions before giving her man some oral. She looked a little timid and never really put forth much of an effort. While on a couch the couple fucks in all the typical positions. The best part of the scene comes at the very end when Kelly takes a cumshot in her mouth then spits it out after having his dick shoved down her throat. It was a pretty intense moment capping off a fairly ordinary scene.

Scene 2: Lani. Lani is a very petite blonde with her hair pulled up into pigtails. She looks so young that you might think she belongs backing high school - really. Her scene begins with her male costar fucking her with a large purple dildo. Now that is she in the mood Lani rides him in all the typical positions. What I really liked was how Lani would stop and give him more oral between position changes. All of her hard work gets repaid when Lani receives a cumshot to the face that leaves her looking like a glazed donut. Bravo Lani!

Scene 3: Masha. The third scene stars a young brunette who goes by the name Masha. While walking around the house Masha meets a guy so good looking she apparently can't control herself. She whips out his cock and gives him a great looking blowjob. After jumping onto a couch, Masha rides his cock in the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl position followed by some doggy style. I can't emphasize enough how good Masha looks while getting worked over. As you might expect, the scene ends with Haley taking the obligatory cumshot to the kisser.

Scene 4: Shakira. Even though her body is flawless, I just didn't find Shakira to be all that attractive. With that being said she is a very sexy girl because the second the camera rolls she is masturbating and fucking herself with a sexy toy. This teaser goes on for some times before a well-hung guy appears and force feeds his cock to Shakira. She does a decent job of handling him before they start banging. Shakira gets violated in all the standard positions before taking a load of nut juice to the face. A solid scene with plenty of chemistry between the performers.

Scene 5: Vika. Vika, a petite Euro brunette, starts off her scene by masturbating with a pink sex toy. Once her man appears Vika spreads her legs and lets him eat her pussy. Not only does Vika look good while getting oral, but her constant moaning makes her sound good. She returns the favor by giving a fever-paced blowjob. The couple bangs in the following positions: spooning, reverse cowgirl, cow girl, and doggy style. Like all the previous scenes this one ends with a well-aimed cumshot to the face.

Final Thoughts: I can't really say why but this title is just missing that special "something". The lack of extras and the questionable video quality give this title a very cheap feel. Unless you can find a massive discount I'd recommend just limiting this one to a rental.

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