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Apartment Girls

Studio: Cal Vista Classic » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 11/29/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:


As an instrumental version of Baby It's A Wild World plays over the opening credits of this 1980 film starring someone named Linda Talley and directed by the ubiquitous Bernard Laszio, we see a woman naked in bed with her name. The alarm goes off, she hits the shower, and hops back into bed with him. They kiss, and she wakes him up with a good morning blow job. From there we cut to a different couple also just waking up. He's horny and ready to go but she's complaining that it's too early. He's insistent, however, and once he starts on her she relents. He eats her pussy and then she returns the oral favors. We cut back and forth between the couples as they start to forgo the oral in favor of actual fucking, much of which we see in close up. We see a few other couples in a few other rooms doing the same thing. We see some missionary action, cowgirl action, doggy style action and reverse cowgirl action as an instrumental version of Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones is heard in the background. On girl climbs up on top of her man and takes it up the ass while he rubs her clit for her. As she's getting ass fucked, the brunette from next door walks into the room and joins in, sucking her tits and fingering her pussy for her. Eventually all the guys blow their loads, we see a few facials and one money shot across a blonde gal's back.

The two gals and guy who were having the three way talk about heading to a friend's house for a party. The girls go and the guy decides to join them and we see them in a swanky living room with a few other people. The girls strip and the guys follow suit and soon the girls are sucking the guys off and eating one another out. An orgy breaks out and everyone sucks and fucks everyone else, they don't even stop to answer the phone when it rings. In the middle of the orgy another couple shows up and joins in and they're told that 'the program for today is fucking and sucking.' She's A Lady plays on the soundtrack, again in an instrumental version, and the new recruits join in on the action. One girl dips her man's cock in some booze and sucks it off of him and one guy pours booze on his girl's pussy causing her to yelp 'Ow it burns!' before e laps it off of her cunt. The girls put the hole of a bagel over one guy's prick and then suck him hard over it, and later one guy complains about a wet spot on the couch.

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A blonde and a brunette head to a different room for some privacy and start kissing on the bed. They're already naked so it isn't long before the blonde has her head between the brunette's legs and is eating her out. The girls switch spots and then move into a sixty-nine until they both come. The orgy is still going on outside so they head back to it, have a smoke, suck some dick, get fucked a bit more, and then call it a night. One of the guys tells everyone to get dressed as its time to go. They all complain, but they do it anyway and then the movie ends.

They should have called this one Bagel Orgy as it's not got any semblance of a plot whatsoever and really has nothing to do with apartments. There are girls in it though, so I guess the title isn't entirely misleading. If you don't mind the fact that there's no story here, the movie's not bad. It's only an hour long but it's jam packed with a lot of sex and some of it is quite hot. If you dig seventies starlets these girls ought to get your attention. They're all natural and all quite attractive and you definitely get the impression that everyone here is into it and having a good time. The lesbian scene towards the end of the picture is pretty steamy stuff as they girls get right into it to the point where you'll have no trouble they're doing this as much for themselves as for the camera.



This fullframe transfer, which appears to present the film in its original aspect ratio, looks surprisingly sharp and colorful, if a bit faded, even if it is interlaced. The picture quality, for an old XXX film from 1980 (or so it says but this looks considerably earlier than that to my eyes), looks surprisingly good. There are some specks here and there as well as a moderate amount of grain but this looks to be a film sourced transfer and not a VHS or tape source. The black levels stay strong, the skin tones look natural, and while there are a few scenes that look a bit on the soft side in addition to come mild compression artifacts noticeable in the blacks, overall this is a nice picture. A 'Copyright 2009 VCX' but does appear a few times at the bottom of the screen throughout the movie. This is VCX's method of protecting their properties, so it's understandable that it appears, but it's bound to annoy some purists.


The Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround Sound soundtrack is a little muffled and not of the best quality, but again, it's taken from an older source so the limitations of the era's technology are going to be there when that's the case. Dialogue is pretty easy to understand, however, and the background music comes through reasonably clear. There aren't a lot of sound effects used in the film, mostly just some random moaning and groaning during the action scenes and these are handled just fine, as are the talkier bits of the movie. There's very little surround activity here, it's a front heavy mix that doesn't sound too far off from an old Mono track, but 5.1 is what it says on the packaging, on the receiver, and on PowerDVD so 5.1 it is.


Aside from some tacky animated menus, VCX has included four bonus scenes, the first of which is from Private Moments (6:10) and in it Peter North fucks a brunette in the bathroom of a fancy restaurant while all their friends wait outside. The second clip is from Beverly Hills Wives (13:51) that features Amber Lynn hanging out in a bedroom with David Cannon. He plays with her tits and eats her pussy and then she gives him a very professional looking blowjob. Amber knew what she was doing and it shows. She hops on top, still wearing her heels, to ride him cowgirl style and then he fucks her missionary style for a few minutes before flipping her over and taking her from behind and then spooning her. She finishes him off by sucking his cock until he comes. The third clips is from Take Me Down (7:11) and it stars the eternally gorgeous Brigitte Lahiae in a scene where she makes out with some curly haired guy, blows him, and then gets her box munched. They sixty-nine and he fucks her doggy style and then shoots his goop onto the small of her back. The last clip is from Tower Of Power (8:55) and it features Annette Haven and Herschel Savage. He sucks her tits and then goes down on her before fucking her missionary style on the couch.

Rounding out the extras are trailers for Shared With Strangers, Vista Valley PTA, Visions Of Clair and Swedish Sorority Girls, the Legendary Tribute montage of vintage adult movie clips as well as some animated menus, scene selection and a web-link.

Final Thoughts:

Who says you can't jerk off to vintage porn? Pshaw! Check out Apartment Girls for a look at what predated the gonzo/all sex movies that are the norm today. There's plenty of fucking and sucking and bumping and grinding with some good kink thrown into the mix to heat things up a bit. There's no story but who cares, there's some good steamy sex in here to make it worthwhile. Recommended for fans of the era.

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