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Wham Bam Thank You Tran!

Studio: Vivid » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 3/16/10

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Transgender

Cast: Allenina, Brenda Rios, Andrea de Oliviera, Viviane, and Cintia

Length: 1 hr 57 min

Condoms: Yes.




Presented in a full-screen 1.33:1 aspect ratio Wham Bam Thank You Tran! offers some pretty poor picture quality. It's grainy, compressed, lacking contrast, and all around the image is downright amateurish. The audio quality suffers just as much and sometimes the sound comes across as though it was produced in a tin can.

Body of Review:

In all honesty this is the first trans-gender release I've ever watched. I've never really been interested in she-male porn before, but figured I'd check it out when Wham Bam Thank You Tran! came across my path. Vivid's latest release is a rather disjointed effort with content quality that's all over the map. The girls aren't very attractive (only a couple stand out) and the sex is rather bland. Add to that the poor quality video and audio and you have a release that's not really worth bothering with.

Scene 1:

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The first scene in Wham Bam Thank You Tran! features a pair of guys in lab coats. One is an effeminate Asian, Allenina, while the other is a bit huskier. After a brief conversation Allenina grabs a bag of supplies, strips down, and dresses up like a woman. It's not a convincing transformation in the least and the quality of the scene just goes downhill from there. They break into some oral and eventually Allenina gives it to her partner for a bit. After a couple minutes they lay back on the sofa and jerk off. Needless to say, since this is my first entry into she-male porn, I was NOT impressed with this scene.

Scene 2:

Brenda Rios is up for the second scene here, and thankfully she's a bit more convincing than Allenina. Her scene begins as she struts her stuff in a bikini and teases her man, who is ogling her from the deck. They kiss and he plays with Brenda's breasts for a while before she gets down and starts sucking his cock. Eventually Brenda bends over and takes it up the ass doggy style. This piece was pretty hot actually, and the scene gets more interesting when she flips over and they go at it missionary. After a few minute she pulls out and pops a load on her tummy and from there the scene continues as Brenda rolls onto her side to take him from behind again. The sex keeps going for a while with some different positions, and eventually he pops a load on her again.

Scene 3:

Dark-skinned beauty Andrea de Oliviera is up for the third scene in Wham Bam Thank You Tran! Her piece starts out with a tease around some sports cars where she flaunts her fantastic body. Eventually the panties come off and she starts flapping in the breeze, which entices an onlooker to check out her goods. She sucks his cock for a while and eventually bends over a red sports car to take it up the ass. The action continues outside for a while, but soon moves inside for the two to get to it on a bed. This doesn't last long, however, since they once again move to a shower where they both pop their loads.

Scene 4:

In the fourth scene we meet Viviane, who has a very petite body but cute face. She teases the camera with a little dance at the beginning and after a while her partner comes into the scene to bring it to the next level. He gets to work rimming Viviane and playing with her tiny cock. Soon enough she returns the oral favors and sucks on his, which leads to a little dual hand-job, and some anal sex with Viviane on the receiving end. The chemistry between these two was pretty good and you could tell they had a great time with each other. Up to the end this was probably the best scene on this release. 

Scene 5:

Bringing Wham Bam Thank You Tran! to a close is Cintia, who doesn't really bring this release's conclusion about in a solid manner. Her scene is rather bland and she has no presence in front of the camera at all. Personally her looks didn't do it for me since she's thin as a rail and not convincing in the least. She takes it like a champ throughout this scene, however, so in that sense I suppose it's not a total loss.


Wham Bam Thank You Tran! is a skippable release even for viewers who enjoy the genre. The collection of girls varies greatly with only Brenda, Vivian, and Andrea standing out in any way. The sex is kind of awkward at places and the work on the film just isn't up to the quality levels you'd expect from a Vivid release. Still, fans of she-male porn may want to check it out for the three decent scenes, but know that neither really provides a "wow" factor.

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