Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews »
Meggan's Big Ass Adventure
|click for trailer
Meggan's Big Ass Adventure
Director: B. Skow
Cast: Meggan Mallone, Bill Bailey, London Keyes, Mr. Pete, Alanah Rae, John Strong, Isis Taylor, Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano
Length: 196:03 minutes
Date of Production: 9/17/2009
Extras: In terms of unrelated extras, the bonus scene from The Nikki Jayne Experiment, starring Nikki Jayne, Meggan Mallone, and Jerry that lasted 48:32 minutes was the best of the batch. The best related extra was the 19:20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Mike Maravich, the cast and crew getting a few moments to discuss aspects of their lives. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, spam, and positions menu's stuffed inside the scene selection part of the disc.
London Keyes with Mr. Pete
Audio/Video Quality: Meggan's Big Ass Adventure was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director B. Skow for Vivid using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec in 480 resolution for this DVD. The flick was shot in 1080i/60 high definition awhile back, though presented in the SD format in a short feature playing off his skills best. The lighting was well handled and this added to the pleasure of watching the gals in play as the lengthy scenes gave them enough freedom to explore their sexuality. The composition of the camera angles was almost always optimal this time, Skow seeing fit to try and enhance the look of the ladies at every turn as possible, the minor grain not bothering me nearly as much as it could have in less capable hands. The fleshtones were accurate too and the DVD mastering was well done (the bitrate hovering around 4.2 Mbps), even if the lighting was off at times (the company watermark will be bothersome to some out there but only some given its location). At times there appeared to be multiple cameras used on some scenes, the equipment not matched up so the edits were more readily apparent, a soft haze included at times that I could not quite explain. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 256 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering with the vocals sounding flat and the music pretty decent. The aural qualities of the movie appeared to offer some separation and increased dynamic range, the vocals easily heard in most cases and mixed in with the ambient noises as well as music but some scenes were not as well handled in this regard as others for those paying attention.
Meggan Mallone and Alanah Rae
Body of Review: B. Skow took over being the lead director at Vivid not too long ago as part of their much needed house cleaning. This allowed the company to focus resources and pare down the frills to provide consumers the kind of smut they wanted, even some of the harshest critics admitting that "this ain't the Vivid your daddy used to watch." The latest release by Skow involved someone very near and dear to the guy, the title being Meggan's Big Ass Adventure showcasing Houston hotty Meggan Mallone in three scenes stuffed with all the lengthy tease the director is known for providing. In terms of a focal point, the females all had shapely asses and while they may not have done anal, the heat levels were actually better than expected. The back cover described the movie like this: "B. Skow presents his ode to big butts, up and in your face, in Meggan's Big Butt Adventure. Whether it's a little afternoon delight with Bill Bailey, or Mark Wood pounding exotic Isis Taylor in a gameroom, or London Keys doing her exotic Asian sex dance for a live web sex cam, or big titter Alanah Rae taking John Strong in so many ways, there's a big butt in every scene, and it's often Meggan's. Couldn't you use a little Adventure in your life? You couldn't ass for anything more." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Isis Taylor with Mark Wood
Scene One: Meggan Mallone, the hotty featured on the front cover, was up first showering, the tease session of typical length for the director in a showcase title. The water struck her body as she lathered up and bent over a bunch, the natural act of cleaning herself strangely erotic. The scene continued to show her getting ready to meet a construction worker, Bill Bailey, her public display of nudity as her ass walked up to a site adding some fun. They kissed and he warmed her up orally as well as with his fingers, Meggan dropping to her knees to slob his knob actively. She was moderately active during the numerous vaginal positions, some taste testing adding to the fun as did the rough edges of her performance. They seemed to share some chemistry together and he unleashed his load of genetic juice all over her upper torso, Meggan giving some post coital head to reward him.
Scene Two: London Keyes, an exceptionally cute Asian babe wearing a bright top as she masturbated and teased on a flower patterned couch, Meggan added in to show the scene as an internet tryst when Mr. Pete joined her (London). In any case, Pete went at it with her in a rough fashion, London seemingly enjoying the treatment more than how she reacts to the soft guys that have worked with her. There was a lot of oral and vaginal plowing too, some chemistry enhancing their act though it was clearly a performance over a couple caught doing what they wanted to do. She took a good facial and the tease was a lot of fun, the edited in part with Meggan being completely disposable.
Scene Three: Meggan Mallone and Alanah Rae, both ladies dressed in skimpy black & white bikinis, were up next on a black couch making out. They caressed one another and kissed playfully at length, showing some desire to be together. It was a solid warm up but led to Meggan leaving her so she could tackle muscular John Strong, Alanah aggressively blowing the guy on the couch once she whipped out his pecker. She then jumped on his pole to ride aggressively, their sexual energy quite appealing even if their personal chemistry was minimal. She had just enough babyfat to appreciate as youthful and her less polished act gave her the newcomer look so many folks love, John poking and prodding her with some oral tribute to her before he pulled out to drop a wad of population pudding all over her crotch. He then went back to boning her, some post coital head almost making me wonder if she could have milked out a second load from him as she milked his balls.
Scene Four: Isis Taylor, an exotic cutie with large breasts, was up next as she teased while looking at the camera, the black couch contrasting nicely with her tanned figure. Mike Maravich was shooting her in POV style, Meggan interrupting them with some additional nudity and tease before she walked back out to allow Isis a chance at jumping Mark Wood. He may not be considered a top tier stud but he was small enough for her to throat and he responded quickly to her sexually aggressive stance, her hummer followed by several active vaginal positions, Mark even going down on her lubed up pussy before he ended it with a decent sized wad of semen to her sweet ass.
Scene Five: Meggan Mallone, up last in a medical office being examined by Anthony Rosano, enjoyed his doctor routine as he checked her sensitivity. She had a lot of bruises on her legs and that distracted me but she went to town blowing him and his own oral on her wasn't half bad. She was not very active during the vaginal penetration acts but she seemed to hold on well enough for him to hammer away at her snapper, some kissing and intermittent oral leading to the ending facial where she maintained eye contact with the guy.
Bonus Scene: The Nikki Jayne Experiment: Meggan Mallone, Nikki Jayne, and Jerry, were up next after Nikki gave a short solo warm up on a pink couch using a vibrator. The two ladies were in a claw foot tub bathing as they explored each other in heated fashion, a lot of oral provided by both of them enhanced by some kissing and wet looking body parts. They rubbed, sucked, caressed, and fingered one another, leaner Meggan learning from the newcomer more than the reverse. That was when Jerry walked in wearing a towel strategically placed to hide his erection, the ladies ripping it off him to gain access to his boner as they double teamed him orally. It became a contest of wills to see who could provide him with the most pleasure too, each of the gals treating him to a variation of the oral loving he has experienced so many times before. The ball licking, deep throating, shaft licking hummer was extremely well done too, the action moved to the dining area for Nikki to jump his rod vaginally. Meggan followed suit and both gals worked on assisting each other during the penetrative sex, the audio a bit weird but otherwise showing the gals to be wise selections overall. The trio also showed the ladies in a 69 position where Jerry would plow them as the other gal would suck him clean or lick his nuts, this being the best portion of the riding as far as I was concerned. Nikki gave a bit of running commentary towards the end of the scene too, dropping it to concentrate on the mission at hand of milking Jerry dry. He started busting a nut early this time, unable to hold back as the ladies took the facial with smiles, limited chemistry but a willingness to swallow certainly not hurting them.
Summary: Meggan's Big Ass Adventure by director B. Skow for Vivid clocked in at over three hours of material and gave viewers a lot of tease, Meggan Mallone prominently featured in most of the scenes, including a favorite from the past as a bonus, so I rated it as Recommended or better depending on how much you are into the now-retired gal. In short, Meggan's Big Ass Adventure was a sexual adventure that showed a lot of Meggan's potential enhanced by the directorial decisions of B. Skow, the quantity of fuck for the buck playing nicely with the strokability and replay value to make it stand out from the crowd.
You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon