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Jenna Is Timeless

Studio: Club Jenna » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 1/21/11

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio: clubjenna

Release Date: 1-7-2011

Length: 1 hour 12 minutes

Director: Justin Sterling

Condoms: no

Genre: Feature

Category: All Sex

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Hype and Pub: Jenna Jameson sets the stage on fire in this time bending, screen-scorching fuck fest! Watch Jenna fuck her way through centuries of beautiful, sensuous lovers. In this feature you'll see just how timeless Jenna truly is.  

The Movie: Jenna, here directed by her then husband Justin Sterling, puts together some interesting cinema with first rate costumes and sets with historical themes.

The DVD –   

Audio/Video: Video is softly focused with sunlight filtering in here and there in an artsy way and the music overpowers the dialogue and it seemed like the vocals were not synchronized to the lip movements. The music was really loud, many times techno, and annoying beyond belief!

Jenna, Jessica Drake, and Daisy Marie star in the first scene dressed in Victorian costumes. Daisy is kind of a lady in waiting and services both stars orally and with her fingers. Jessica then does Daisy while Jenna watches and masturbates with a folding fan. Daisy gets naked down to just her black stockings but the other two stay in their big dresses and just pull down their tops or pull up their bottoms.

Ava Vincent, Cindy Crawford, Daisy Marie, Cherry Rain, and Jessica Drake are whores in a house of ill repute and are visited by a guy (Nacho Vidal) in a red fox hunting outfit. All of these girls do him and each other in a very busy scene with pussy to mouth action and a 3-girl daisy chain. All women are dressed very provocatively and are hot to look at. The women are fucked hard and give it back in return. He shoots on three of them in the finale.

Bridgette Kerkov and Jenna are in this gangbang scene with Jenna playing a maid to Bridgette woman of the house and who is servicing 4 guys, one of who is Randy Spears. She sucks multiple cocks at once and lets the guys fuck her in the ass while she sucks some more. At the end it looks like only two guys shoot on her face, which is nice, but I wonder what happened to the other two!

Brooke Haven fucks a guy in some kind of laboratory and she is dressed like someone from a cheap 80’s sci-fi movie. She is great to look at, however, and the fucking is enthusiastic as only Brooke can be. The facial at the end is very good, large and messy, and the sex, which takes place on the floor and a chair, is shot well and exciting to watch.

Dana DeArmond is an employee in a grapefruit factory (really!) and says her favorite part of her day is her 30-minute lunch where she fucks and sucks a guy. Talk about fringe benefits! She has short hair and a smallish body with a Valley Girl voice but has beautiful eyes. She is pretty nasty during the sex, vocal and making great contact with those eyes, and it was a decent scene. The finale is short on volume but Dana makes up for it by seductively playing with the sticky goo.

Final Thoughts: Rent It. This disc has some good visuals and the women are beautiful, but the music and quick cutting makes for a bad experience as you try to focus in on a sex act. As an exercise in putting something together it reminds me of something a film student might try, with all sorts of techniques getting in the way of what you were trying to say and present. Also, I am not sure how old this stuff is, but many stars looked a lot younger than they do now. Jenna does not do much either, so if you are looking for a lot of her, look elsewhere.

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