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Gape Me

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/11/11

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Gape Me

Evil Angel

Genre: Anal Gaping

Adrianna Nicole in the bonus scene

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Tori Lux, Prince Yahshua, Phoenix Marie, Jordan Ash, Asa Akira, Mark Ashley, Winston Burbank, Jonni Darkko, Jynx Maze, Chanel Preston; Adrianna Nicole (bonus scene only)

Length: 143:30 minutes


Date of Production: 2010

Extras: The best extra was the 25:29 minute long Bonus scene starring Adrianna Nicole, the gal using a variety of anal toys to showcase her splendid anal talents (the scene soon moving into a blowjob part way through; I think it was the director she blew). There was then a 20:05 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (interviews, photoshoots, and teases), three trailers, cumshot recap, a helpful cast list, some filmographies, and websites.

Condoms: None

Tori Lux

Audio/Video Quality: Gape Me was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The MPEG-2 codec was used and the video bitrate seemed to hover around the 3.6 Mbps mark, the camera emphasizing the ladies over the men they were with, some care going into the production side of things rather than just letting it happen as gonzo producers so often rely on doing. There was no company watermark as is increasingly common these days, the action typically formulaic but providing some surprises too. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps audio bitrate, the ladies rarely talking a whole lot over the thumping background music mixed into the initial tease sequences.

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Phoenix Marie

Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is a director at Evil Angel known as much for his artistic touches as he is for his musical endeavors. His latest title to make it my way is called Gape Me, a series of scenes showcasing women doing anal and their assholes remaining open well after the toy or cock is pulled out. The strength of the show was in the casting, such notables as Jynx Maze, Asa Akira, and Phoenix Marie coming to mind as top notch hotties. The company website described the action like this: “Director Jonni Darkko's XXX films are known for artful photographic prowess, model-quality beauties and wet, graphic sexual filth! His newest DVD plunges deeply into the hot sexual niche du jour: Jonni's Gape Me presents some of the world's hottest current female porn talent in lust-dripping anal scenes that leave the tight bungholes splayed, stretched and widely dilated. Nasty, young cutie Jynx Maze shows why she's becoming porn's latest "it girl," taking a huge prick up her ass in her spunky, incorrigible style, and holding her gaping anus open for the camera. Delectable Asian beauty Asa Akira doesn't just look stunning on the box cover; she gets worked over by three hard pricks, and a rectal reaming makes her expansive anus gape spectacularly. Big-assed blonde Phoenix Marie can handle more than a glass butt plug — a cock-and-dildo double-penetration leaves the back door of her comely caboose wide open. Tori Lux, the black-haired, exotically tattooed alt-girl, enjoys a big, glass dildo and Prince Yahshua's big, black cock snugly in her butt. Both leave her sphincter yawning, but never bored. Pretty-faced brunette Chanel Preston yanks her cheeks apart to pry a thick glass butt plug and a thick prick up her anal chute. And tasty-but-nasty blonde Adrianna Nicole gets down in a bonus solo scene. It's not just assholes getting pounded; the lovely faces get strongly fucked in this tale of the gape.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Asa Akira

Scene One: Tori Lux, a tattooed brunette with a great ass, was up first as she teased during the thumping loud soundtrack, a glass dildo slowly worked into her perfect pucker with ease. The tease led to a brief verbal exchange with Prince Yahshua, the gal sitting him down to admire his cock leading to the man eating her out and using some large toys to stretch her out while she slobbed his knob in sloppy fashion. While there did not appear to be a lot of chemistry between them, I did sense a connection of sorts while the two gave a performance for the camera, the anal tricks and taste testing being the dominant sexual acts before he beat out a round of spunk to her face. She gave him some post coital head and ended up with a semen goatee too, not a bad opener at all.

Jynx Maze

Scene Two: Phoenix Marie, a popular blond anal queen wearing a gray retile print dress with no panties on, was up next as she briefly masturbated anally. Jordan Ash walked in too early to start pounding her ass, the short changing of tease footage weakening the scene for me substantially. Phoenix did provide some great dirty talk and easily handled his pecker anally (and orally), a technical DP pushing her limits no further than his modest member as the toys grew larger and she ended up with a wad of genetic juice to her face.

Chanel Preston

Scene Three: Asa Akira, the sexy Asian babe featured on the front cover, was up next as she took on Mark Ashley, Winston Burbank, and Jonni Darkko; all pretenses of building heat and chemistry disposed of early on as they hammered her ass and mouth. Mark did get her off with his hand but he was more open to her sitting on his face and doing some 69 as well before he rewarded her with a facial of population pudding. That was followed by her oral efforts on the others who dropped loads of sperm on her mug, the glazed look seemingly working for her.

Scene Four: Jynx Maze, a sultry Latina with a sweet fleshy ass and attractive face, was up next as she teased the camera before strutting her stuff for Mark Ashley. Her booty shaking was mesmerizing and the fishnet top worked for my libido too, the subdued music an upgrade over the headache inducing material the director tends to favor. He ate her ass and fingered it before tearing her ass up with his pecker, Jynx giving some dirty talk to drive him ever harder. He dove into her pussy as well but the emphasis was on the anal antics, Mark tossing off a round of spunk all over her body.

Scene Five: Chanel Preston, a curvy babe that has been winning all sorts of awards since joining the industry, was up last as she caressed her curvy ass and other body parts to a light beat in the house. She wore bikini underwear and fingered her asshole on the stairs, moving to the bedroom where she was sitting on the face of Mark Ashley in a rather abrupt edit. The 69 and other oral tricks led to various penetrative acts using her pussy and ass, some pearls and other toys used as a sideshow of sorts until her wonderfully solid hummer left streamers hanging from her mouth. More pounding led to him rubbing out a facial and then the credits rolled, something missing from this scene as well making me want to dissect it more.

Summary: Gape Me by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel had a wealth of spank bank material thanks to the solid casting of various attractive ladies, their anal skills winning them accolades for duration and width of their gapes. The technical aspects were okay and the levels of chemistry were modest so I rated it as Recommended, fans of specific ladies certainly welcome to increase the rating as they see fit. In short, get Gape Me if you appreciate guys banging attractive women in the ass to full effect, some of the gals actually enjoying the anal penetration more than vaginal if the look on their faces is to be believed so check it out. Notable cast members here included Chanel Preston, Phoenix Marie, Asa Akira, and Jynx Maze but all of the ladies had something to offer their fans this time.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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