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Fleshlight Pirates Edition: Riley Steele Nipple Alley

Studio: Other » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 12/8/11

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Genre: Male sex toy: vagina
Featuring: Riley Steele Pirates Edition
Must-See Girls Featured: Riley Steele
Manufacturer: Fleshlight (www.fleshlight.com)


Riley Steele in Pirates 2


Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is a male sex toy made to look and feel like superstar Riley Steele's vagina. In addition to her vagina, replicas of Riley's mouth and anus are also available for our penetrating pleasure.

Riley Steele with her Fleshlight

Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is the third Fleshlight that I've had the pleasure to own. In addition to this replica of Riley's pussy, I also have Stoya's Destroya and Eva Angelina's (which, sadly, is no longer available!).

Frankly, my friends, I think that every man needs at least one of these toys. Although they are not cheap, they are definitely one of those things that's worth having. If you don't have the cash on hand--after all, the economy sucks--give up cigarettes...skip a few rounds of golf...drink water instead of beer...brown bag it to work. Do whatever you have to in order to get one of these amazing toys...now!


Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is an amazingly detailed and intricate replica of Riley Steele's stunningly-beautiful vagina. Every delicious fold and crease of Riley's pussy is meticulously recreated in perfect three dimensions. The toy is about three and one-half inches in diameter and nine inches deep. 

To see how they created the mold of Riley's vagina, click here

Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is made of three parts. The toy itself, which is called a sleeve, is crafted from a very soft and flesh-like plastic. The sleeve, which is so soft that it has little strength, is supported by a hard plastic shell that is shaped like a flash light (hence the name, Fleshlight). The Riley Steele Pirates Edition Fleshlight has a pirate-gold shell whereas the other Fleshlights I own have a more subdued beige shell. Finally, a screw cap covers the toy when it's not in use.

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Although the outside of Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is beautiful beyond words, what really counts is the texture of what's inside. Take a look at the right most image in the photo below. Your penis enters from the bottom. Note the soft and pliable "bumps," dubbed nipple alley, that will immediately caress the sides of your shaft. As you penetrate deeper, the nipples embrace your cock until you're balls deep inside. The nipples tickle you all the up and down for an intense level of sensation. Wow, what pleasure!

Riley Steele's Fleshlight Build

You can also get Riley's Fleshlight in the Lotus version. This texture, illustrated in the third from the left image in the photo below, provides the most realistic vaginal intercourse available. It starts with an ultra tight opening and then blossoms out into a slightly wide, more comfortable canal. Yep, each depth of Riley's vagina feels different. It's out-of-this-world and something you really must feel for yourself.


To use Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight, unscrew the plastic lid, remove the sleeve from the hard plastic case, and run it under warm water for a bit to take the chill off the plastic. Then, apply a generous amount of lube to it (I use Fleshlube Fire lubricant) and slide your finger inside for a taste of what's to come. Of course, the toy is not for your finger. So, you'll want to get your shaft inside it as soon as possible.

Believe me, words won't do justice to the sensations you'll feel as you slide past Riley's labia and into the sleeve. You can slide the toy back and forth on your dick, hold it stationary and fuck it, or have the ultimate thrill by twisting it around and around your shaft. No matter what technique you use, you're going to love using this toy.

I've used my three Fleshlights to stay rock hard for the entire length of dozens of hours-long movies. In other words, my stamina was incredible. I like to fuck one pussy for a while, then sample another, and then another before starting over again. Each toy provides a remarkably different feel!

Of course, you can cum any time you want! And, you don't need to worry about any babies...so give Riley cream pie after cream pie!

Of course, you've got to keep your private pussy clean. So, after you use it, wash it with warm water and air dry it inside and out. The plastic sleeve may get a little tacky over time, so the manufacturer suggests dusting it with corn starch before putting it away. I found that a couple of drops of lube massaged into the sleeve works well so that the toy is ready for the next time I want to use it.

Just like you, I've never had the ultimate pleasure of fucking Riley's real pussy. But, her Riley Steele's Pirates Edition Fleshlight is definitely a good second best!

Riley Steele with her Fleshlight


When I had dinner with sassy Stoya during the 2011 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, she mentioned to me that she gets a royalty for each and every one of her Fleshlight toys that we buy. The manufacturer confirmed her statement and wrote: "All of our Fleshlight Girls and Private Girls (as well as Fleshjack boys, our gay sector), receive a profit from every one of their personalized Fleshlights that is sold." I think that's really awesome. You know, porn girls get paid quite well. But, you must admit that it costs a lot to keep themselves in camera-ready condition. So, I feel damned good giving Riley a few extra dollars by buying her Fleshlight toys.

Final Thoughts

Frankly, my friends, I cannot think of a better way to spend my money than on sweet and adorable Riley Steele. You need one of her meticulously crafted Fleshlights.

To see Riley masturbate using her own pussy and her Fleshlight, click here.

Dr. Jay

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