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Filthy Cocksucking Auditions

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/25/12

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Filthy Cocksucking Auditions 1

Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media

Genre: Gonzo, Cocksucking, POV

Director: Mike Adriano

Cast: Lyla Storm, Vicki Chase, Mike Adriano, Jessie Andrews, Cassandra Nix, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Skin Diamond, Juelz Ventura, Holly Michaels, Asa Akira, Tia Ling, Chanel Preston, Alanah Rae, Phoenix Marie, Sarah Vandella, Jynx Maze, Sasha Sweet, Alexa Cruz

Length: 264:32 minutes (195:23 minutes & 69:09 minutes)

Lyla Storm and Vicki Chase

Date of Production: 2011

Extras: The first disc had a cast list and web trailer but that was all. Then there was a cumshot recap, trailers, some filmographies, and photogalleries. The best extra was the 28:11 minute long bonus scene between Alexis Silver and Mike Adriano, no credit to where the scene might have come from provided.

Condoms: None

Cassandra Nix and Jessie Andrews

Audio/Video Quality: Filthy Cocksucking Auditions 1 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. The scenes were all shot with basic lighting to eliminate any shadows, texture, or hints of color variations. The set up was simple with the basic tease, then Mike would join in for various types of messy blowjobs, all in some form of point of view fashion. The grain was minimal as was the video noise, the director trying to provide a basic porn experience here rather than cultivate favorable press by use of silly special effects. It was far from perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual, fans of well rounded women certain to appreciate it. The bitrate tended to hover around the 4.0 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard, the basic editing not really doing much with the footage that I could see but then I don't have access to the raw footage to make a definitive statement. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with. There wasn’t much to talk about aurally speaking though, the tease portion of the scenes employed music but the rest of the show was fairly easy to hear the vocals even if it sounded like a home camera shot them.

Adrianna Nicole and Dana DeArmond

Body of Review: Mike Adriano is one of the kinkier directors at Evil Angel, each of his movies providing something different from the generic gonzo directors so commonly heard from. His latest fuck flick to make it my way is Filthy Cocksucking Auditions 1. The movie was dedicated to providing some of the nastiest, sloppiest, messiest knob slobbing by American babes one could imagine, the main movie (on two discs) providing four and a half hours of blowjobs & the bonus scene providing another helping of oral love by Alexis Silver. The ladies included babes such as Jynx Maze, Jessie Andrews, Phoenix Marie, Chanel Preston, and scores of others slobbing knob, licking man ass, and going all out to out nasty each other in a bunch of solid scenes; my biggest concern being that so many of the trysts came across as generic at times. If you like messy blowjobs by attractive ladies, you really can’t go wrong picking this one up.

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Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, and Juelz Ventura

The company website described the movie like this: “POV maestro Mike Adriano has the greatest job on earth, filming saucy young girls as they service his big cock with slutty abandon. In his double-disc "Filthy Cocksucking Auditions," the director/performer showcases 19 talented beauties using their sweet mouths to cover Mike's schlong with saliva. The 10 scenes feature mostly multiple girls vying for Mike's meat, employing all the nasty oral techniques his ladies are known for: excessive drool and spit play, whorish rim jobs, gagging and throat fucking. Gorgeous Latina Vicki Chase and sassy brunette Lyla Storm join forces for a fellatio fest that leaves them swapping cum and slobber. All-natural teen dreams Jessie Andrews and Cassandra Nix take turns tonguing the director's manly asshole, and each other's, before sharing his gooey load. Hot Dana DeArmond and Adrianna Nicole work their spit-slick mouths all over Mike's shaft, balls and anus. Sultry black stunner Skin Diamond, naturally stacked Holly Michaels and tattooed mega-slut Juelz Ventura all descend on Mike's pole in an oral foursome, rimming his butthole and filling a glass bowl with warm saliva. Sexy starlet Asa Akira and Asian MILF Tia Ling enjoy a spit-drenched double blow job. Brunette bimbo Chanel Preston and super-busty blonde Alanah Rae make a big mess. Buxom blondes Sarah Vandella and Phoenix Marie swallow dick with a sperm chaser. Feisty, gum-chewing Jynx Maze gets her licks in, and gap-toothed cutie Sasha Sweet and exotic Alexa Cruz each bury their tongues in Mike's rectum. These filthy applicants get their best training on the job!” Here’s a very brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Asa Akira and Tia Ling

Scene One: Lyla Storm and Vicki Chase, the curvy brunettes seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, were up first and while they were lesser known than some in the flick, each has proven to be a solid cock sucking force of nature in their previous work. They were in a bland living room setting but struck me as being especially comfortable with each other, their laughter and merriment while Mike Adriano coached them proved intoxicating. I liked their asses and appreciated that while this was strictly an oral-only venture, the tease factor always enhances my libido so seeing them enjoy themselves so much only added to the replay value and strokability. They spread their ass cheeks and kissed, soon inhaling Mike’s pecker like they were on the bonus plan. There was a lot of ball sucking and salad tossing here too, the messy nature of the oral tryst a whole lot of fun to watch. The ladies kept at it until Mike unleashed his ball batter for cumswapping, the ladies toying with his genetic juice right up until the scene faded away with a swallow.

Chanel Preston and Alanah Rae

Scene Two: Jessie Andrews and Cassandra Nix (both featured on the bottom center of the front cover), both in their late teens and full of nervous energy, were up next as the pair showed Mike Adriano just how the youth of today are experts at cock sucking. They were enthusiastic and passionate about their chosen field, their oral skills really put to the test here as they slobbed knob like they were on fire. Mike also gave them plenty of licks along the way, his devotion to the ladies such that he just couldn’t pass up any opportunity to eat ass or pussy. There was a lot of salad tossing, Jessie going wild shoving her tongue up his ass, and they shared the nasty wad of genetic juice, the gals certainly appearing to be wholesome until they let loose to milk his juice.

Phoenix Marie and Sarah Vandella

Scene Three: Adrianna Nicole and Dana DeArmond, both well known extreme queens in porn for years now, were up next with Mike, the gals looking better than ever as partially shown on the upper left hand corner of the cover. Adrianna was the fleshier of the pair but every pound was welcome given her tremendous degree of sex positive attitude, Dana overly made up by comparison but also coming across as just as wanton as her friend. They striped before going at Mike’s cock in tandem, no portion of his genitalia escaping their oral action including his ass. They appeared to really like each other and adore Mike too, their ability to pour on the sexual energy a driving force in the scene that allowed them to be as sloppy as they wanted to be while still putting on quite a nasty show. The scene ended when Dana stole the wad of semen, some of it coming out her nose as the two ladies compared notes.

Jynx Maze

Scene Four: Skin Diamond, Juelz Ventura, and Holly Michaels, the trio of cuties seen on the middle of the far left side on the cover, were up next as they reclined on the white couch. They discussed what they liked doing orally and had some quaint attitudes regarding where they were going with everything, Skin admitting to lacking experience with multiple girl blowjobs. The ladies took off their clothing one at a time, the other two jumping them for some lesbian frolicking until Mike offered them his bone to own. They each gave all they had to make the action really powerful here, the messy nature topped only by how nasty they could be, the focus on oral pleasuring including some rimming and many streamers flying about. There was a lot of passion here to go with the chemistry, Juelz milking his nuts dry of spew for the ladies to share from the glass bowl placed before them.

Sasha Sweet and Alexa Cruz

Scene Five: Asa Akira and Tia Ling, the duo of Asian ladies seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, were up next as they explained this was their second scene together, each offering larger than average Asian boobs and some talented oral tricks to boot. They striped for Mike and felt each other up, some ass play leading to them kneeling before him to slob his knob aggressively. There was less chemistry this time and more pure energy, their performer instincts pushing them to go all out on working his pecker, balls, ass, and general area until he bust loose with the juice for them to share.

Alexa Silver (in bonus scene)

Scene Six: Chanel Preston and Alanah Rae, the two attractive young ladies seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, were up next as the last scene on the first disc. Unlike in some flicks, this was not to hide them in the middle of the pack but reaffirm their status as worthy enough to stand out on their own, the curvy gals playfully toying with each other until Mike jumped in. He rimmed them and they tore into blowing him, the messy blowjobs allowing each gal to titty fuck him as well. Chanel even tossed his salad before savoring his semen, the shared seed such that their personal chemistry together added up to a lot of fun.

Scene Seven: Phoenix Marie and Sarah Vandella, the two bountiful blond bombshells seen on the middle of the right side of the front cover, were up next as the first scene on the second disc. The busty ladies were no strangers to each other and oozed chemistry, some boob play getting Mike to join in and all three partners licking ass. The ladies enjoyed each other before slobbing his knob, the slow, seductive blowjob including some ball sucking and salad tossing, their superior eye contact enhancing an already smoking hot scene. There was a playful dynamic of one-upmanship going on here from what I could tell, the messy hummer giving them the opportunity to let loose like they just don’t get on camera too often. It ended around the 27 minute mark when he beat off a round of spunk to their mouths for sharing, not all of it swallowed by the gals looking like they were going back for seconds on each other.

Scene Eight: Jynx Maze, the beauty with the well rounded ass seen on the center of the front cover (just below the title, to the right), was up next as she teased the camera with said rounded rump. She was also in a playful, almost giddy, mood and her lack of panties excited Mike as she spread her ass cheeks to wink at him. He jumped right in to rim her, Jynx appreciating his efforts enough to pour on the enthusiasm when she reciprocated by inhaling his rod in sloppy fashion. She also tossed salad and left the streamers flying all about, not caring about what it looked like given her degree of passion for her trade. She drained his dragon of splooge and swallowed every last drop, her strength of performance enough that she did not need a partner to give a great showing.

Scene Nine: Sasha Sweet and Angel Black/Alexa Cruz, the duo sported on the upper middle of the front cover (above the title), were up last and while they were not the most physically attractive of the cast, they had a certain slutty appeal in the bedroom. They gave off a slutty, no holds barred, dynamic and stripped down to kiss, soon slurping on Mike’s cock, balls, and ass. The ladies took turns on each part of him and kept some eye contact, pushing each other’s limits until the ending wad of population pudding drained from his balls to be swallowed; their laughter such that they came across as welcoming for more.

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Summary: Filthy Cocksucking Auditions 1 by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was everything it was advertised to be and more, the nasty, messy, sloppy blowjobs by some of the most premium pussy available making it merit a rating of Highly Recommended or better. I can’t think of a single babe here that did not earn a mouthful of splooge for her efforts, the best of the batch for me being Jynx Maze, Phoenix Marie, Chanel Preston, and Asa Akira. In short, Filthy Cocksucking Auditions 1 was not some vanilla porno made to appease a widespread audience, just a focused effort of hardcore blowjobs by some of the best babes around going full bore on Mike’s pecker, the energy, enthusiasm, and sheer devotion to nasty oral sex such that it had tremendous replay value and strokability.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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