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Lex Likes Em Thick

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/25/13

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Lex Likes ‘Em Thick

Evil Angel/Lexington Steele Productions

Genre: Interracial, Thick Women

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Director: Lexington Steele


Cast: Mellanie Monroe, Dayna Vendetta, Lexington Steele, Kiara Mia, Kelly Divine, Julie Cash, Sara Jay

Length: 240:23 minutes (142:55 minutes & 97:28 minutes)

Date of Production: 2013


Extras: The first disc had a cast list, some websites, and a company trailer but it was the second disc that truly offered the expected goods. There was a 33:23 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, trailers, photogallery material for each scene, a pop shot recap, and filmographies.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lex Likes ‘Em Thick was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Lexington Steele for Evil Angel. The lighting was solid and the fleshtones accurate, a few abrupt cuts noticed but hardly problematic compared to some of the mediocre works I’ve seen credited to Lex in the past. I stand by my comments of the past that Lex is best shot by a particular director but some effort was put into this one and I appreciated the upgrade from the old Mercenary Pictures titles. There was a company watermark displayed in the lower right hand corner for those who care, some of the framing placing it in the action but generally seeming to compensate for it well enough, the 320 Kbps bitrate and other aspects showing some quality. Aurally speaking, the Dolby Digital stereo was in English, the volume was reasonably consistent, and the vocals were easy to understand. There was not a lot of music or ambient noises applied to convey anything special but even the vignette scenes were pretty sonically sound here, some whispers heard guiding the cast when the sound was elevated but otherwise it was decent enough in this area too.

Body of Review: Lexington Steele now directs for Evil Angel, the “man of steele” having a long and varied career on both sides of the camera. His latest flick for them is called Lex Likes ‘Em Thick, the dominant themes of the double disc set being interracial and the use of experienced, curvy ladies of world class fame. As a devotee of fluffy or “thicker than average” ladies myself, I looked forward to this one as soon as it was announced, Lex selecting some of the roundest rumps and big breasted babes available. There was a nod to experience with ladies such as Sara Jay and world renowned Kelly Divine, as well as newcomers like smoking hot Mellanie Monroe and luxuriously thick Julie Cash, Dayna Vendetta and Kiara Mia having earned some special place in our lustful hearts of late too for their excellent performances.


The company website described the movie like this: “Legendary porn performer/director Lexington Steele hungers for PAWGs phat-ass white girls. The muscular stud craves meaty-assed, voluptuous bombshells whose phat, powerful booties hypnotize him. Lex Likes Em Thick, Mr. Steele's new, five-scene debauch, is for lovers of real female curves. The glamorous ladies in Lex's cast demand interracial sex for their own pleasure, and by the looks of it, his enormous black cock is the towering shaft that will truly tame them. Firm, mature blonde Mellanie Monroe and adorable, busty, tattooed redhead Dayna Vendetta are a couple of fishnet-clad cuties; they share the directors giant dick and a sperm-flavored clean-up kiss. Tattooed Latina sexpot Kiara Mia lets the director oil up her giant rack and firm, squeezable haunches. The outrageously proportioned vixen slurps hungrily on Lex's ebony staff and rides his throbbing pole to ecstasy. Red-haired fuck bucket Kelly Divine shows up packed into a skintight fishnet dress. The insatiable voluptuary takes a nasty anal pounding, sucks Lex's monster meat ass-to-mouth and wallows in a messy oral cum shot and facial. Blonde knockout Julie Cash uses her 32E cleavage, massive rump and meaty thighs to seduce the director; she grips Lexington's steel with her hungry cunt until he pulls out and creams the crack of her killer ass. Finally, super-stacked MILF Sara Jay gets stuffed with Lex's rock-hard tool. And there's over half-an-hour of revealing behind-the-scenes footage. No skinny bitches here Lex Likes Em Thick contains 100% Grade-A female fuck meat for viewers with a serious appetite for interracial lewdness.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Mellanie Monroe, the delicious blond seen on the upper right corner of the front cover, and busty redhead Dayna Vendetta, seen on the lower left corner of the cover, were up first in a scene together with Lexington Steele. The ladies began by putting on some skimpy lingerie, their thick bodies beckoning for a reckoning at the hands of each other and the genetically gifted Lex. He helped oil them up and while I wished they applied much more, it was hard to deny that either of these hotties was a perfect match for Lex. Some lesbian caressing ensued and Lex gobbled some gash, the ladies double teaming his pecker quite well before Mellanie impaled herself on it with some very active vaginal riding. This set the pace for Dayna to join in, both ladies showing great oral aptitude and eye contact as they explored additional positions with the well hung stud. Of interest too was that the ladies assisted each other throughout the scene, not took turns and went to their corner as weaker productions seem okay with, adding some strokability and replay value on top of the chemistry the trio provided. I’ll admit that my primary interest here was Mellanie but Dayna came across quite well too, the vaginal and oral exploits draining Lex of genetic juice that the ladies shared once he plastered their mugs on the white couch.


Scene Two: Kiara Mia, the bodacious brunette seen on the lower left corner towards the middle, was up next as she slowly put on her cover outfit. Her thick ass has always been a delight to observe but the accessories provide something added to the mix as she told Lexington Steele how she stuck to her budget. Once the fetish garb adorned her body, Lex nestled between her legs to gobble her gash, then oiling up her juicy ass and rack for the titty fuck. Kiara wanted him inside of her at that point so she mounted him vaginally, Lex grabbing her voluminous ass and squeezing it as she rocked ever deeper to impale her snatch on his throbbing rod. As they continued, her fishnet stockings came off, her panties flew by the wayside and other parts of her costume came off, only her camisole remaining on as they continued fucking and sucking with a great degree of mutual chemistry and enthusiasm, her eye contact again superior. Her juicy slit allowed his massive member to probe deep inside her silken snatch too, Kiara’s aural comments helping too. This continued until he exploded a large wad of population pudding all over her face and neck, none swallowed but Kiara relishing her role in getting him off.


Scene Three: Kelly Divine, the bootilicious redhead featured on the lower right hand corner, was up next as Lexington Steele portrayed a music video director. Kelly wore a green mesh body stocking and pink thong with a black mesh bra as he checked her out, the scene becoming the final one of the first disc as she earned her position in the show. He oiled her up and was soon pouring all over her with light kisses, Kelly taking matters into her own hands to stroke his rod with both hands while they engaged in verbal banter. From there they vaginally boned, Kelly actively riding and giving him some head just as he savored some oral moments with her, her juicy ass shaking like crazy as she impaled herself on the cock for a wonderfully heated ride. Kelly poured herself into the role and ended up wanting anal sex, Lex obliging her as he slowly worked his rock hard pecker into her ass while she screamed for more. Kelly pumped back to meet his thrusts too, panting with passion as she shook her mighty mounds of flesh, Lex soon beating off his pud to unleash his spunk on her mug for her to lick up and swallow.


Scene Four: Julie Cash, the thick blond in striped clothing seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, was up next in the first scene of the second disc with Lexington Steele. Rather than offer a scenario, she just teased the camera gonzo style as her ample sample came into full view, her rack and shaven pussy looking glorious but paling against her sweet ass. Lex gave her a line about magazines and such but it was easily dismissible as she wanted to ride his baloney pony as much as he wanted to pound deep inside her juicy box. Julie rode him hard and increasingly fast, taking a few moments to do some oral on the guy though her strength was always with her impaling herself on his cock. She was an active rider and knew her way around a cock using her mouth too though, a light coating of sweat covering both of them as they continued pleasuring each other quite well. There were some funny quaffs at times but overall, she was a good rider who really liked her size queen status, Lex porking her silly as she came and he left behind a sizable nut of splooge all over her backside and ass.


Scene Five: Sara Jay, the dark haired lass with the big ass seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last with Lexington Steele, the gal sitting in a red chair with her ass hanging over the edge. Sara has long been a fan favorite who is very selective about whom she works with and under what circumstances, her preference for interracial noted over the years though she gives her all to anyone she works with. The ass tease was plentiful and Lex oiled her up substantially, spending some time on her boobs as well as ass though the resulting titty fuck was fun too. She blew him actively before jumping on his cock to ride him with equal vigor, her ass cheeks rippling delightfully well as she embraced her inner slut to go all out on his rod. At times, Sara would slow down and savor the moment of his huge pecker porking her pussy, but even then it would only last so long before she would speed up to get the full impact of his size on her meaty frame. Sara spread herself for him in a wide variety of positions too, giving him some serious eye contact to enhance the scene as a whole while she aggressively milked his gonads dry of ball batter, the semen landing all over her ass before the credits rolled.


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Summary: Lex Likes ‘Em Thick by director Lexington Steele for Evil Angel was an excellent selection of interracial MILF scenes starring Lexington Steele as he poked, pounded, and pleasured ladies such as Mellanie Monroe, so well that all of them appeared satiated by the end of their respective scenes. The technical aspects were handled competently and there was enough IR fuck for the buck, including deep seated anal IR, that the movie easily merited a rating of Highly Recommended or better from me, the truth in advertising here simply excellent. In short then, if you are in the market for a top male IR performer working with some of the thickest pieces of world class ass available at this writing, you can hardly go wrong with Lex Likes ‘Em Thick, so check it out and enjoy it for a long, hard time to come.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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