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Big Anal Asses
Hard X/Mile High Distribution
Cast: Jada Stevens, Mick Blue, Christy Mack, Erik Everhard, A.J. Applegate, Johnny Sins, Jayden Jaymes
Length: 144:40 minutes
Dates of Production: 6/19/2013, 7/3/2013, 7/5/2013, 7/19/2013
Extras: The best extra was a 9:47 minute long Behind the Scenes interviews. There was a slip cover, a pop shot recap, and a slideshow as the other extras.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Anal Asses was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mason for her new line called “Hard X” as distributed by Mile High Distribution. Mason handled all the camera work as well as took charge of Art Direction and other decisions here, the editing by Lake Manor Post a bit too aggressive and abrupt for my tastes. The music by kloud nine and freak van workum was too repetitive but the vocals, as limited as they were, were decent and suited the visual aspects of the show, the lack of a continuous company watermark on the lower right hand corner of the screen definitely helped minimize distractions.
Body of Review: Mason is a popular female director who has a new line called “Hard X” distributed by Mile High Distribution. One of the most anticipated titles in the lineup came in the other day, a perfect little number called Big Anal Asses. As a man who appreciates big asses, especially big toned asses, and adores certain performers, I felt this one was going to be a winner on several accounts, not least of which was the inclusion of A.J. Applegate, Jada Stevens, Jayden Jaymes, and Christy Mack, as the four smoking hot babes taking cock in the ass for our collective entertainment value. With Mason’s lengthy history of showcasing ladies in hardcore porn scenes, I knew this would be just what I was hoping for, a wealth of replay value and strokability.
The back cover described the movie like this: “Hard X is proud to present the brand new series "Big Anal Asses!" Directed by the award winning Mason, "Big Anal Asses" features an all-star collection of curvaceous girls in passionately intense gonzo scenes shot in beautiful locations. Starring Christy Mack, Jada Stevens, AJ Applegate, and Jayden Jaymes. Featuring four relentless anal scenes with iconic teases that will leave your jaw on the floor.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Jada Stevens, a beautiful brunette with a super sized ass, was up first as she lounged on a yellow pool float, the pieces of pink string constituting her bathing suit so small that I could probably floss with them as they rode up her ass crack and pussy, her juicy ass cheeks shaking wildly when the interview was over and the tease montage began. As expected, she looked super outside in the day light, some oil and water sprayed on her before the montage ended and she was inside the home playing with scruffy Mick Blue. He stuffed his face into her ass cheeks like any normal man would do, spanking her mounds of flesh as he diddled her to warm her up roughly. He ate her ass and gobbled her gash, Jada impaling herself rapidly on his turgid pecker in a most active manner. The oral and vaginal led to anal where Jada still showed a lot of skill at taking a boner, her eye contact superior when not in doggy or other positions preventing her from watching Mick. I thought she got off a few times here, the gal rubbing her neatly trimmed crotch and holding her ass open for him as she screamed, Mick unleashing a load of genetic juice all over her face. Jada savored the baby batter and gave him some post coital head, more banging included before the scene faded out.
Scene Two: Christy Mack, the exotic brunette with shaven head and a great many tattoos, was up next out by the pool in a shiny pink bathing suit that looked more like a slingshot than attire to cover a body. She posed and had her ass oiled up with some spray, the interview leading to a tease montage much like the director used to shoot at Elegant Angel out by a pool on a sunny day. Christy has had a wonderful year in the industry and her diverse elements comprising her “look” are certainly enough to remember her out of a crowd, the curvy lass possessing a magnificent ass like the others in the cast. Her tease was paced slower but she showed a great deal of poise and confidence, the tease leading her to sit on the face of lucky Erik Everhard where he devoured her juicy pussy and ass. Erik went right into her ass from there, starting slowly at first but building up speed as she began to become more active at riding his pecker when stretched out. She slobbed his knob aggressively between positions, her anal gape hang time quite long when he pulled out to re-position. Erik glazed her face with population pudding when she knelt before him, dipping his wick back inside her ass as she masturbated to another orgasm when the scene cut out.
Scene Three: A.J. Applegate, a smoking hot blond with amazingly pretty blue eyes, was up next by the pool in her yellow bikini out by the pool. She was lounging around and the director reminisced with her during the interview, the tease montage a bit more active than Christy’s had been. A.J. shook that sweet moneymaker of hers enticingly as her suit bottom crept up her ass crack, the oil on her cheeks glistening as she showed fantastic muscular control and clawed at herself. Once the music stopped, she was sitting in the lap of Johnny Sins, the man sucking her tits and caressing her sexy body, the gal moving up to position her incredible ass on top of his face for some oral. They then kissed before she reciprocated with a blowjob in the 69 position, her mouth moving ever deeper on his bone to throat most of him using a hands free hummer. They then moved to some active vaginal plowing, A.J. increasingly bouncing on his cock vaginally before moving forward to anal where she was just as active a rider. Johnny boned both of her holes like they owed him money, helping A.J. get to her knees to accept his large round of spunk that landed on her face and upper torso in the chemistry filled tryst.
Scene Four: Jayden Jaymes, a curvy brunette that has grown increasingly curvy in recent years, was up last in a skimpy red banded swim suit that offered a scant strong in the back to nestled deep between her desirable ass cheeks. She teased the director during the interview out by the pool, her sparkling eyes drawing some positive feedback and attention too. The tease this time had her soaping up a sporty car and her body along with it, the gal bending over a lot and using her assets to help scrub the car before Mick Blue walked over to her with a gleam in his eye. He shook her rounded rump and kissed her, Jayden kissing back as he led her inside the house, the gal all cleaned up by the time they landed on the white couch. He licked and orally worked over her ass as she playfully bounced back and forth on his face, her own oral a bit short but including some hand to gland friction and taking at least half his rod into her mouth before she jumped on his bone. She was a very active vaginal rider and her pussy juices freely flowed, Mick switching to her incredible ass which caused her eyes to pop wide open and both of them to slow the fuck down right away. Unlike A.J. and Jada, Jayden was not as ready to accommodate a big cock in the ass right away, the smile on her face telling me she was having a great time as he tapped that sweet ass of hers , the gal letting him do most of the work. They continued fucking in the chemistry filled tryst until he couldn’t hold off any longer, his nut of splooge left in her mouth to be swallowed and a little more left on her hair and chin before the camera faded as Mick dove back in to kiss her ass.
Summary: Big Anal Asses by director Mason for Mile High Distribution under their “Hard X” label was a really fun fuck flick with four scenes of sexual trysts consummated with a generous helping of oil and anal so I rated the movie as Highly Recommended thanks in no small part to the wonderful cast of ladies such as A.J. Applegate, Jada Stevens, Jayden Jaymes, and Christy Mack. In short then, Big Anal Asses was a fine little gonzo outing centering on a quartet of attractive ladies opening their asses with active riding, director Mason again proving to deliver the goods with an all star bevy of babes.
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