Cast: Mia Malkova, Erik Everhard, Maddy O’Reilly, Johnny Sins, Rikki Six, Keiran Lee, Riley Reid, Stevie Shae, Ryan Madison; Dani Jensen (bonus scene only)
Length: 153:47 minutes
Date of Production: 2/19/2014
Extras: The best extra was the 24:42 minute long Bonus scene between Dani Jensen and Johnny Sins, the redhead fantasizing about Johnny while looking at his picture on a rock star magazine. They did anal and it wasn’t half bad though it was not attributed to any website or other disc release. There was also a pop shot recap, a photogallery, some trailers, and web access.
Audio/Video Quality: Teens Like It Big 17 was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by the various uncredited directors of Brazzers. As no crew are ever credited in their works, I won’t have to name names but the truth is that the lighting was good, the camera work often very good, and the editing a major leap forward from the company’s older works I used to review years ago. There was no watermark on the screen and while I would have appreciated more sexual diversity in the scenes, the sex acts seemed to follow a strict and cohesive pattern, I cannot fault the technical aspects of how they were shot. The aural components were of similar lineage, the 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo offerings of the scenes not giving any true separation that I could hear but the vocals easy to understand and the light musical refrains and ambient sounds fairly good when used.
Body of Review: Brazzers is one of the megalithic internet porn companies that some like to complain about for all sorts of reasons but their body of work so large that it includes something for almost everyone. All the big stars who aren’t under contract shoot for them and a number of skilled directors and crew work their magic from behind the camera on said scenes, they just don’t get credited for them as they would in more traditional companies. Their latest release making it to me is called Teens Like It Big 17, a collection of five scenes (6 if you include the bonus scene) where youthful ladies engage a guy in energetic sexual activity. How many of them were truly teenagers when the scenes were shot, I couldn’t say but the vignettes were definitely a step up from the company’s works several years back. With babes like Maddy O’Reilly, Mia Malkova, Riley Reid, and others on hand to provide spank bank fodder, there was a significant chance this would be a major hit for me. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Mia Malkova, the curvy beauty featured on the front cover, was up first in a dance competition reminiscent of “American Idol” is with singing, studly Erik Everhard serving as the Simon-esque judge that everybody bitches about but goes to see. As expected, Erik was the best part of the non-sex part of the scene due to his comic timing, the man vastly underrated in this regard in so many productions. He catches some nipple slippage as Mia dances, the gal coming back to his dressing room to warm up on his desk (ala Flashdance) in her black leotard and thigh high athletic socks. Erik had casually mentioned he’d have a spot for her if she showed him something else so she cleared his desk and stretched on it, pulling out his pud to slob his knob with some hand to gland friction as he fingered her goodies. Her juicy ass looked awesome and he throated her briefly before eating her ass and gobbling her gash, some passive vaginal positions included before he unleashed his genetic juice into her open mouth, Mia swallowing the baby batter before giving some post coital head. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Erik Everhard is the hardass judge on the hit show 'So You Think You Can Prance'. When gorgeous Mia takes her turn on the stage, she is determined to show judge Erik that she's more talented than he can even imagine.”
Scene Two: Maddy O’Reilly, the rising star babe seen on the lower right corner of the front cover, was up next as she played professional scrabble against nerdy Johnny Sins, the gal accusing him of cheating so he disrobed to prove her wrong. She liked the pecker he was packing and wanted to touch it, kneeling down to savor his turgid rod with her hands and mouth gingerly as she made superior eye contact with him. Her all natural body appealed to him and he propped her up on the desk to suck her tits and gobble her gash, finding out she was cheating as her skimpy black panties came down from her bald beaver and sweet ass. He gave her a grudge fuck from there, Maddy doing precious little of the work to add replay value for me, getting better in the cowgirl as she impaled herself while rubbing her shaven slit. They did a few more positions before he tossed out his nut of population pudding on her mug, the streams of jizz gracing her lovely face as she looked up at him. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Sexy Maddy is the undefeated wurdzz championship winner. This year, she suspects Johnny, another contestant, of smuggling letter tiles in. Furious, Maddy demands Johnny be strip searched. He is claiming he has nothing to hide, except his giant dick.”
Scene Three: Rikki Six, the perky blue eyed blond with big implants shown on the middle of the right side of the front cover, was then up in a silly tryst with Keiran Lee as she cleaned his floors to make her mother happy. She wore a sheer white short over her bra and some blue jean booty shorts as she proceeded to clean, getting pissed off when her bucket spilled over. He calmed her down and she decided it was easier to strip for him instead, the gal taking off her top to convince him he would prefer hiring her for that line of work instead. He laid out some cash and she continued to get naked, whipping out his erection when she requested him to do so. Rikki was a bit more mechanical here than in her scenes on her internet show but she sucked his cock and vaginally rode him with a modicum of skill all the same. Rikki made good eye contact even if they lacked chemistry, Keiran eating her out too though only briefly. The tryst ended when he beat his meat free of the spunk she wanted, the spooge landing on her face and chest though she treated the fluids like it was poison and showered it off without swallowing. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Rikki needs rent money and she has no idea how to find it. Lucky for her, her neighbor Kieran has a few jobs she can take care of. She's able and willing, and Kieran is glad to pay her in cock.”
Scene Four: Riley Reid, a skinny but very popular young lady here at Xcritic, was up next in a sort of bordello of life sized love dolls scene called “All Dolled Up and No One To Blow”. While the scene was credited by the IAFD as having Keiran Lee be the meat puppet, it sounded like Johnny Sins again, the POV sex allowing him to paw the plethora of pussy before deciding on perky little Riley as his fembot, robo-whore or whatever you want to label her. She blew him with some degree of passion before stripping down to her red g-string and white bra, discarding those as she teased him playfully. As expected, her eye contact was solid and her perfect pucker looked yummy as she bent over wiggling her ass in front of him. Riley was an active rider but her positions were limited due to the POV nature of the show, the gal pushing back to go balls deep on his erection while her labia clung tightly enough to drain his dragon of splooge in record time. She then jerked him off all over her face and torso while reaching behind her head, appreciating his wealth of seed while continuing to wear her glasses. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Hello there. It's me, Brazzers. Welcome to the fuckdoll house where you may enter, hand pick and fuck the babe of your choosing. Don't worry, these dolls want to be fucked, and they like it big!”
Scene Five: Stevie Shae, the blond bombshell seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up last as a hooker in an atmospheric little tryst that was finally explained at the end. Her black outfit and matching trench coat gave her the look even before that, the noir-ish encounter with Ryan Madison definitely trying to add some style over substance in this scene. It almost worked and had some guest cameos like the other scenes, this one including some sex by Kelly Madison and her big old titties as she deposited an early load of ball batter into Stevie’s waiting mouth. That set the stage for further development of Ryan taking her off the street to fuck, fingering her in a standing doggy before he ate her shaven pussy, the gal reciprocating with some modest head. The boning was far more enthusiastic when Kelly was riding him and I wished she came back into the picture, proving experience (and big boobs) can beat youth if given the chance. The confining camera angles weakened this as much as the hired help in front of the camera did, Stevie jerking him off all over herself before sucking every last drop of spooge out of his balls into her upper torso, the ball batter not swallowed as far as I could tell. The DVD cover described the scene like this: “Stevie Shae rebels from her parents by selling her body at a street corner. Cum see what she has in store.”
Summary: Teens Like It Big 17 by the uncredited directors of Brazzers was a decent selection of nearly teens, had solid technical values, and what would have been above average extras if a BTS or other title specific extra had been included but the bonus scene was okay with Dani Jensen doing Johnny Sins for almost 25 minutes. A few of the scenes were on the weak side and none of them showcased the major talent I like so much as well as expected but there was a lot of fun factor going on to balance some of that out so I gave this a tentative rating of Rent It but mainly because you could spend the same money joining the company website and download all these scenes and a great deal more in no time at all with a good internet connection. In short, Teens Like It Big 17 was a good advertisement of why joining the company website would make sense, the relatively short vignettes needing some polishing up in both the feature department as well as the sex aspects to merit a higher rating given the totality of circumstance but it was a step forward for the company so I hope they continue to upgrade and eventually credit their crews, enhance their extras, and provide more fuck for the buck so check it out.
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