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That Ass In Yoga Pants
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That Ass In Yoga Pants
Genre: All Sex, Stretch Pants
Director: Mike Quasar
Cast: Ash Hollywood, John Strong, Chloe Amour, Jessy Jones, Rilynn Rae, Mark Wood, Abby Cross, Anthony Rosano, Belle Noire
Length: 121:20 minutes
Date of Production: 2013
Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, and a pop shot recap from the scenes but that was all.
Audio/Video Quality: That Ass In Yoga Pants was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was solid and the composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies in most cases though. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English most their company titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited but much like the gonzo titles he likes to shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers. The voices could be clearly heard though (if a bit hollow), the balancing between those and the music capably handled.
Body of Review: Mike Quasar is a popular director at Zero Tolerance, the guy earning his place in the porn pantheon over the years. His latest title sent to me for review is called That Ass In Yoga Pants, a five scene all sex flick starring such women like Rilynn Rae, Ash Hollywood, Belle Noire, Abby Cross, and Chloe Amour. Each of the ladies wore tight, clingy stretch pants like those doing yoga exercises wear before having sex with various mopes. The back cover described the movie like this: “Love that sleek and sexy yoga pants look? Find yourself fantasizing about showing her your own personal version of downward dog? Now's your chance to make all your yoga chance to make all your yoga girl fantasies come true! Fuck the most flexible beauties in the XXX and get yourself some of that ass in yoga pants!” Here’s a really brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Ash Hollywood Peels Off Yoga Pants: Ash Hollywood, a very cute blond with an all natural body, was up first in black stretch pants and a blue crop top, pulling her pants up and down in front of a mirror for a tease until she climbed into bed where John Strong dove into her ass crack. He rimmed her and gobbled her gash, the tease montage all too short for my tastes though her shapely ass just right as she wiggled it back and forth. This led to some passive vaginal penetration and her slobbing his knob, some spanking of her firm ass cheeks encouraging her to get with the program by pushing back to meet his thrusts a little. Once she was on top of him, her riding was stronger, additional blowjobs leading to her facial even if their chemistry was minimal. The company website described the scene like this: “Ash Hollywood Peels Off her Yoga Pants in front a full length mirror, nice and slow so you can see every wrinkle of the fabric cling to her crotch before setting her pussy free!”
Scene Two: Pink and Tight: Chloe Amour, a tiny brunette with a pretty face, was up next as she teased in the living room with bright pink pants and a striped shirt, the alluring vixen built for speed over comfort. She was partnered up with fourth tier mope Jessy Jones so I didn’t expect a whole lot, the perky dame making the best of it as he gave her a lick or two before porking her pussy. She blew him after a couple of vaginal positions, the gal only active at riding when she was on top of him. Her bald beaver did the trick though, draining his dragon of semen with some hand to gland friction though it was a small wad to be sure. The company website described the scene like this: “Chloe Amour is always Pink And Tight but these yoga pants really accentuate her best assets. That tight ass is tasty, and her pink pussy feels fantastic with your dick in her!”
Scene Three: Rilynn Rae Takes Too Much Cock: Rilynn Rae, the sexy young hotty featured on the front cover, was up next as she followed the strict formula of tease, her shapely ass bending over a bunch and her bright blue crop top enhancing her small but firm tits. She pulled down her pants but left her g-string nestled deep inside her ass crack to play with scene partner Mark Wood, the man already sporting a turgid pecker upon gazing at her tasty body, porking her in doggy as she pushed back to meet his thrusting member. The vaginal pounding continued after she sucked some of their mutual juices off his pecker, her eye contact and overall demeanor showing she was into the action. She became really active when doing cowgirl variations though, impaling herself on his modest member to elicit his sperm all over her face. The company website described the scene like this: “She may be flexible from all her time on the Yoga mat, but once Rilynn Rae gets the full length of her costar's dick crammed inside her, you can tell she may have taken on too much cock!”
Scene Four: See Through Yoga Pants: Abby Cross, a perky young babe wearing sheer stretch pantyhose and a loose pink top, was up next with Anthony Rosano, the gal all smiles as she displayed her flexibility in front of the camera for her very limited tease session. She was bobbing up and down on the large, all white couch when he started sucking her toes, moving to her ass before delving back into his own fetish briefly. His limited oral on her crack led to him tapping into her tight pussy, ripping her pants as he porked her in doggy and other vaginal variations with some intermittent head by both. The scene ended when he fingered her and then beat off all over her face, the small nut satisfying her as the best that could be expected from him. The company website described the scene like this: “Abby Cross is the kind of slut that your girl complains about when she comes home from Yoga class. "You should have seen this girl there today in her white see-through Yoga Pants..." Yeah, she's right. You should have!”
Scene Five: Cranberry Tart: Belle Noire, a very fetching brunette with a small body by slightly larger hips, was up last as she followed the formula in the living room, her maroon stretch pants hugging her as much as her light blue crop top held in her itty bitty titties. She was another stuck working with Jessy Jones but she played it well, the man running his hands all over her to reveal her colorful panties, some back and forth pulling her pants up and down causing her to giggle a lot. He licked her once before drilling her neatly trimmed snatch, the gal sucking the head of his cock before they went back to banging passively. Her pants and thong remained wrapped around her legs this time so it limited his access to boning her but he plowed her half way until she flipped around to taste the facial of semen he provided her. The company website described the scene like this: “Belle Noire is a very sweet sight in her Cranberry yoga pants. A tasty treat whose ass stretches that fabric in perfect places before she becomes the next of our cum filled faces!”
Summary: That Ass In Yoga Pants by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was advertised as an all sex fuck flick focusing on women wearing stretch pants having sex, the generic scenes worthy of a rating of a Rent It to me. The scenarios were minimal but the women were cute, Ash Hollywood and Rilynn Rae standing out for me. In short, That Ass In Yoga Pants had a modest amount of replay value, strokability, and truth in advertising to make it worth checking out to appreciate a solid cast having a good time for a viewing or two.
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