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Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/31/14

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended



Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll

Evil Angel/Darkko Productions

Genre: Gonzo, Kalina Ryu

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Director: Jonni Darkko


Cast: Kalina Ryu, Jonni Darkko, Clover, Jessy Jones, Gavin Kane, Marco Banderas, Michael Vegas, John Strong, Ryan Mcclane, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel, Romeo Mancini

Length: 280:29 minutes (132:15 minutes & 148:14 minutes)

Date of Production: 2014


Extras: There was a cast list, a pop shot recap, trailers, and websites only. I had hoped for some BTS footage and interviews given Kalina is so new but she definitely had some skills worth paying attention to.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll was presented in a crisp, anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The flesh tones were accurate in most of the footage, the amount of light helping make the picture look better than average. The resolution of the footage was clear enough in some cases to spot all sorts of tiny details on my television that are not always obvious, the framing of most scenes really enhancing the look for me. There was a company watermark shown continuously on the lower right corner but it was faint and generally not a big problem thanks to efforts to keep most of the action away from that area. The aural components were offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital English, the sound appearing to come from the built in microphone rather than a boom mike, no separation of the vocals noticed though the music did seem to offer some depth of field (even if it was annoyingly repetitive to me all too often).


Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is a stylish director at Evil Angel, his spotlight titles among the best the industry has to offer. Next month he will release his latest star showcase title called Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll, a double disc set of six scenes where the newcomer gets the full treatment. This is something of a rarity these days, spotlighting a performer with almost no work under her belt, my understanding being that she so impressed the director, he just couldn’t resist going all out. If that doesn’t speak volumes about her potential to truly shine in future endeavors, nothing does, Jonni’s many years of experience guiding his judgment at picking the best of the best to offer up like this. At this writing, the IAFD lists Kalina as an alias to her first porn name of “Lily Ocean” with only three credits on lesser name company works so this is a huge step for her career in every way possible. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Kalina Ryu, the beautiful young Asian lady featured on the front cover, was up first with Jonni Darkko. While I know the IAFD lists her previous three scenes for lower tier companies with the name of Lily Ocean, this lean hotty with the all natural body was smoking hot and extremely talented orally. She began by teasing on the stairs with her amazing ass in the air, her stripper shoes, garter, and stockings complimented by both the technical values as well as her insane physical appeal (not to mention her seductive moves). Readers know that I’m not particularly drawn to Asian women, I like them just fine but have no special attachment to them and I thought she was very sexy with her bald beaver and juicy ass as she masturbated (only one little ingrown hair marring her flawless physique). The resolution and lighting was strong enough to capture every detail from her hand to gland action on herself to some extensive play with large dildos, a wand vibrator brought in as she pounded her pussy nicely to get off at least a few times. Some oil mad eher ass shine and Jonni started fingering her rapidly, the gal rewarding him with some very active oral as she slobbed his knob. Kalina throated his turgid rod with relative ease, something you don’t see a newcomer do every day, Jonni using her mouth as a cock socket. It wasn’t just that she performed really well either, she did so with a lot of energy and enthusiasm as the streamers flew, his semen eventually flying into her mouth as shestayed on all fours to pleasure him.



Scene Two: Kalina Ryu, next up in hoop earrings and some sexy black bikini undies, took care of Clover, after a prolonged tease. I like lots of tease and while other directors have drastically cut back on it, Jonni has wisely kept fans happy with plenty of it, the alluring beauty offering a tease montage in the house where her open ass panties came off as Clover demonstrated just how firm her wonderful ass was on the bed. She complied with his requests and had already masturbated, peeling her undies off so he could power pound her in doggy with her head down and ass high in the air. She was an active rider, especially surprising for a newcomer, and gave more wonderful head between the vaginal positions, Clover babbling a stream of dirty talk as though channeling Nick Manning. In any case, Kalina could suck start a Harley and she rode with a sense of abandon, nuzzling nuts and otherwise taste testing him though he barely licked her at all (never mind that he didn’t gobble her gash). The technical aspects were again really fine here, the man teasing her asshole with his fingers but not penetrating it as she went back to inhaling his rod. They fucked some more and she rolled over when signaled, Clover draining his dragon all over her mouth for his sperm to be swallowed, Kalina also providing some post coital head.


Scene Three: Kalina Ryu, next up in a black garter and flesh colored stockings, teased in front of the mirror as an upbeat tempo score played in the background, the gal warming up on a dildo before orally engaging lucky Jonni Darkko with some full service oral he could appreciate. She sucked him to the bone and gave his testicles a lot of attention, tossing his salad (rimming his ass) at great length repeatedly as she went back and forth on his various parts down there. Her makeup smeared but she didn’t care in the slightest as she seemed to get off pleasuring him, the wealth of oral showing her frisky side quite well, Kalina definitely earning consideration for every oral award I can think of given the strength of her oral performances in this flick (yes, you can quote me on that too). Her devoted oral leaving a lot of saliva all over the floor for her to lick up, the lengthy scene ending with Jonni dousing her face with copious streams of semen and the gal swallowing any that entered her mouth.


Scene Four: Kalina Ryu, next dressed up in a sailor girl outfit that looked disturbingly hot on her, started off the second disc by tackling Jessy Jones and Gavin Kane in her first advertised 3-way tryst. She was all smiles and happiness as she rubbed her pussy through her thick white panties, her black stripper heels latched onto the chair she was sitting in to give that perfect leg spread look so many adore. She fingered herself and tasted the juices flowing, the music stopping about when the guys walked in to take her from both sides. She aggressively slobbed their knobs and even had one gobble her gash a little, throating tem as the saliva coated her bare boobs and chest area. She would alternate sucking them off with the other getting a handjob while waiting his turn, the passion for pud excellent here as well. From there the guys took turns with her mouth and her beautiful pussy, bending her over to bang and generally all three having a wonderful time. Toward the end of the scene they had her in a traditional doggy where the gal would normally do a DP but they instead held off to take turns hammering her snatch there too, Kalina on fire as she rode them until they deposited their loads into her mouth for swallowing, some nice visual touches combining with her sense of appreciation to make this a great scene.


Scene Five: Kalina Ryu, dressed in an animal print garter and flesh colored stockings, then masturbated after a lengthy tease again, her bright pink stripper shoes making her feet stand out when presented. She was again paired up with Jonni Darkko and he took over her pussy to insert multiple fingers to excite her, using a lighted speculum to follow the theme of the song by the Vapors so long ago to look at her from inside as well. She then reciprocated by giving him another of her amazing blowjobs, throating him to the bone with a large glass bowl gathering their combined juices between her knees, Jonni diving into her dripping pussy as she made the biggest smile, the vaginal leading to more full service oral where she took all he had to offer, including his rod, then his balls, and then his ass and cleaned them with her tongue before he blasted her one last time with a massive facial as she smiled up at him with her continuing excellent eye contact.


Scene Six: Kalina Ryu, last up with her sexy pink workout attire on, the flexible lass sprawled out on the floor as she joyfully showed off her body in varying degrees of dress. This led to her first advertised blowbang, Marco Banderas, Michael Vegas, John Strong, Ryan Mcclane, Tony Martinez, Ike Diezel, Romeo Mancini, and Jessy Jones, surrounding her as the naked men used her mouth as expected. She used her tongue, mouth, eye contact, and hands to excite the mope squad members, her blowbang as energetic as any of the seasoned ladies have been providing of late and her willingness to get truly messy looking enhancing it for me. She then used a wand vibrator as the men all tossed off a huge volume of spew on her face, glazing her like a donut before the ending credits rolled.


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Summary: Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was a special little spotlight feature on a newcomer talent, using both discs to provide extensive tease footage and show just what impressed the director to pick her out of scores of worthy candidates for such a production. The strokability, replay value, and sheer amount of fun factor she displayed made her a serious contender for a wide array of awards, my rating of this title coming in as Highly Recommended. Given that I’m not even known as a big Asian enthusiast you may even want to upgrade the rating a notch but in each scene, Kalina Ryu, formerly known as Lily Ocean, truly shined. In short then, Kalina Ryu: Asian Fuck Doll was one of the very best spotlight showcases I have seen in a long time, not relying on a host of circus act sex or a ton of “firsts” at all, her active riding skills and impressive oral abilities securing her future in the industry for a very long time indeed.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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