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The Booty Glove from BootyGlove.com is an "ambidextrous erotic massage glove" that comes with a small sample-size tube of lubricant. It is ribbed across the palm with nubs on the fingers, intended to provide a better masturbation experience for guys, but can also be used by and on a lady. The spiel on the back of the box describes it as such:
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I saw this glove on Adult DVD Empire in Clear, and on Adam & Eve in bright Blue, both priced at $20. Neither site gave any indication of a difference between the two, other than the color. So, I purchased the clear-colored glove from Adult DVD Empire.
When I slipped my hand into the glove, I couldn't help but notice how large it was. I never thought I had small hands, but my hand was swimming in the thing. It was also quite thick. It felt like I was wearing a heavy work glove. As you can imagine, there was no pleasure in using it. On top of that, who ever thought to web together the space between the forefinger and thumb, so a "lips" opening could be put there, was an idiot. This prevented me from slipping my member between my forefinger and thumb, as I would be inclined to do if I were not wearing the glove. That meant awkwardly putting it between my other fingers, which was not comfortable at all.
In preparation for writing this review, and gathering up stock images, I visited the BootyGlove.com website. It was there that I learned that the glove comes in three colors, and that each color is actually sized differently. Cloud Clear and Sky Blue fit medium to extra-large hands, while Passion Pink fits size small to medium size hands. Again, let me restate that glove size is not referenced at all on the packaging, nor was it mentioned on the Adult DVD Empire and Adam & Eve websites. Also, why should a guy with "small" hands be forced to get the pink glove?
Even if I had bought a more fitting glove, there's still the issue of the webbing between the forefinger and thumb. BootyGlove has a vibrating version of the glove that, if the stock photo is correct, doesn't have the webbing - but it's also $10 more than the regular glove, and isn't necessarily carried by all retailers.
All in all, the Booty Glove is a horribly-designed item that does NOT fit all. Not recommended at all.