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Straight Up Anal
Evil Angel/Mike Adriano Media
Genre: Gonzo, Anal
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Director: Mike Adriano
Cast: Valentina Nappi, Mike Adriano, Penny Pax, Sarah Shevon, Abella Danger, Roxy Raye
Length: 190:42 minutes
Date of Production: 2015
Extras: The only extras were the cast list, trailers, filmographies, and website links, a very bare package overall.
Audio/Video Quality: Straight Up Anal was presented in anamorphic widescreen as credited to director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel. Using an uncredited cameraman, Mike got to participate in every scene, the clarity of the picture tied in large part to the abundance of lighting and fairly steady camera work, the flesh tones accurate and framing of the action reasonably well done. There was some minor aliasing and I noticed a moderate number of compression artifacts when playing this on a large screen television, but as a whole it conveyed the heat of the action quite well, the company watermark on the lower right corner present as always. The stereo audio was presented in AC3, the codec using a sampling rate of 48 kHz and a bitrate of 192 Kbps. The vocals, especially by Mike, were very clear and there were few ambient noises, the amount of separation or dynamic range minimal but not a vital component of a gonzo fuck flick to most people.
Body of Review: Mike Adriano is a director well liked by the majority of the XCritic reviewing team, his titles for Evil Angel always in great demand. His latest title out is Straight Up Anal, the movie providing four scenes with anal action in each (more on that below) starring ladies such as Abella Danger, Valentina Nappi, and Roxy Raye. Those that adore lean young ladies will find this title of interest though I wish Mike made it clear who would do what on the cover like some of his other titles, this time Penny Pax skipping the backdoor action to provide oral support. The company website described the movie like this: “In “Straight Up Anal,” perverted director Mike Adriano sodomizes tasty tramps with no pussy preliminaries, and he coaches his cast of talented backdoor athletes through lewd rectal stunts. Naturally voluptuous Italian Valentina Nappi’s butthole winks, makes wet noises and belches lube amid a nasty sodomy workout. Brunette Sarah Shevon’s anus squeezes redhead Penny Pax’s tongue, and a measuring cup of freshly drooled slobber lubes Sarah for a butt-fuck. Penny sucks the director’s dork straight outta Sarah’s farting asshole, which dumps a banana into Penny’s mouth. Mike’s prick and a stick of butter go straight up gorgeous Latina Abella Danger’s big, righteous butt, and churned fat pours out around his meat to coat her thick cheek. Playful Abella swallows cum/ass juice bubbles before a booty-clapping goodbye. Sensational anal contortionist Roxy Raye tongues bunghole, green eyes making lewd contact with Mike’s POV camera. Her prolapsing anus shows angry purple innards and his prick pierces her exposed crimson rosebud ring. A speculum and micro-cam show internal rectal tissue as her sphincter distends like a crater.” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Valentina Nappi, the attractive brunette Italian featured on the upper right corner of the front cover, was up first with Mike Adriano. She was standing in front of a bed and he took a moment to show off her feet and hairy pussy before her fleshy fine ass, the cute gal shaking her cheeks before putting on a titty shaking demonstration too. She gave great eye contact and had fun with the scene, her chemistry with the director established previously as they both enjoy each other a lot. He followed her as she walked around the house and then sucked her nipples to a fully erect state, tonguing her ass and gobbling her gash with some time spent sitting on his lucky face. Valentina then slobbed his knob aggressively, bobbing up and down on his turgid rod to inhale about half of his shaft, occasionally going deeper before nuzzling his nuts and tossing his salad in a full service oral bit. She kept strong eye contact as they continued too, Mike soon pounding her perfect pucker as the young lady pushed back to meet his thrusts, butter used as a lubricant and a speculum used to spread her, the gal suggesting she had a number of orgasms before she drained his dragon of sperm, Mike nutting on her face and open mouth to swallow the load in the chemistry filled tryst. The company website described the scene like this: “Naturally voluptuous, long haired Italian beauty Valentina Nappi poses in garters, stockings and heels, displaying meaty boobs and butt plus a sexy smile. She sits on anal freak Mike Adriano's face for a rim job, and her eyes strain as she throats his big boner. Mike shoots POV-style as she lewdly tongues his bunghole, her brown eyes staring into the camera. He drives his big dork straight up her fine ass; her anus winks and makes wet noises. She sucks dick ass-to-mouth. Valentina's distended butthole belches lube and candies into a Champagne flute. Mike stuffs a stick of butter up her butt; her rectum churns and expels it. After much sodomy gets Mike off twice, his lighted speculum gives us a clear view up Valentina's pink rectal tunnel.”
Scene Two: Penny Pax, the perky redhead in yellow featured on the lower center portion of the front cover beside brunette Sarah Shevon, were both up next with Mike Adriano, though Penny was only there for oral support as Sarah did the anal. Penny wore a sheer yellow nighty and Sarah had a purple one, both wearing their cover outfits as they teased on the bed in the house. While the ladies are friendly off camera as well, it was set straight right away that Penny’s main task in the scene was to suck his cock after he had been fucking Sarah’s ass, everything else a bonus such as when she slid her tongue in Sarah’s ass and otherwise serviced her. Mike dove into the ass early this time too, the ladies saving their wealth of saliva to use as lubricant during the sloppy double teaming blowjob, Penny sucking his balls and titty fucking him too though staying close to her stated role. Sarah prolapsed her rectum to make a flower for Penny to lick, the circus act sex tricks also including the redhead eating a banana out of Sarah’s ass and helping milk his balls dry of semen , Sarah almost completely throating him to elicit the manly fluids that she cum swapped with Penny until it was all swallowed. The company website described the scene like this: “Brunette Sarah Shevon and redhead Penny Pax, blue-eyed, natural-bodied cuties, commence an anal threesome with girl-girl play -- Sarah's anus squeezes Penny's tongue. The dirty girls lap anal freak Mike Adriano's thick prick and balls, cascading spit. Mike's dork drives straight up Sarah's bunghole, lubed by a measuring cup of slobber. Naturally busty Penny sniffs and sucks the director's dork straight outta Sarah's prolapsing, farting rectum as Sarah's innards bloom angry crimson -- 'I love smelling flowers,' says Penny. The pale redhead licks balls, shaft, crack and cunt as Mike sodomizes Sarah. Penny slides a banana up Sarah's bunghole and Sarah dumps it into Penny's mouth -- yikes! Make-up trashed, the girls orally swap Mike's cum and bubbly spit strands.”
Scene Three: Abella Danger, the gorgeous young Latina featured on the lower right corner of the front cover (with the delicious ass), was up next with Mike Adriano, her ginormous ass barely covered by a muff buffer piece of pink satin as she smoked in bed. Abella then followed instructions to spread her heart shaped ass wide as she stood up, her precious pucker begging for cock even before Mike knelt to adjust her lingerie. He followed her walking and bending over, the gal arching to emphasize her juicy backside as she showed how a large water bottle could stand up on the resulting “ledge”. She booty clapped and showed her muscular control over her rounded rump too, the gal playing with her bald beaver as he sucked her tits before she sat on the edge of a chair to “wink” at the camera, fingering her own ass before he shoved his tongue inside her ass to pleasure her. This led to Abella inhaling his raging boner orally and collecting the wealth of saliva that resulted, the gal almost making it to his balls as the noisy (and very sloppy) blowjob landed a fair amount of her juices on the camera lens and more in the martini glass. Her eye contact was solid and after he stretched her out and warmed her ass up, she was an active rider during the anal sex positions. While I could have used without the shoving butter in her ass as a lubricant, she seemed to have fun with it, letting it melt and slowly ooze out of her pucker before Mike alternated between her ass and pussy, Abella sucking him clean at times and claiming to orgasm “five times” (and then “ten times more than that”) after he plastered her mug with his juices that she swallowed whole. The company website described the scene like this: “Gorgeous, 19-year-old Latina Abella Danger poses in silky lingerie and heels, winking the hole of her big, righteous ass. She yanks freaky director Mike Adriano's face up her crack for a rim job, then sucks his thick prick, with spit spattering Mike's lens ... Abella drinks slobber from a martini glass. She tongues Mike's asshole as he shoots POV-style. He drives his dick straight up the playful girl's rear, followed by a stick of butter. Mike plugs his buttered boner into her shaved pussy and back in her rectum; churned fat pours out around his meat to coat her thick cheek. Abella masturbates as she's sodomized. She gives a buttery, no hands, ass-to-mouth BJ. Mike can't control his ejaculations -- he blasts jism in her mouth. Playful Abella blows cum/ass juice bubbles and swallows before booty-clapping goodbye.”
Scene Four: Roxy Raye, the glorious brunette stunner featured on the lower left corner of the front cover with beautiful eyes and a splendid ass, was up last with Mike Adriano, the gal about as close to a company contract performer given her wealth of fine scenes as you can get these days. The curvy babe was looking forward to his “delicious cock” as she sat on the white sofa in the house, her cover outfit looking great on her with the lack of panties just fine by me. She turned around to spread her fine ass cheeks as instructed, bending over on the bed to booty clap and otherwise manipulate her wonderful ass, some abrupt editing noticed in a rare change of pace as she stripped to show her pierced nipples. Her all natural look was very appealing to me and I liked how into the solo masturbation portion of the scene she got, tasting her own juices from her holes and sporting a landing strip of pubic hair I barely noticed given the wisps of hairs comprising it was cut so close. She easily fit her hand (except for her thumb for legal reasons) into her ass, crawling over to Mike to give him some energetic, enthusiastic, full service head; her talented tongue working balls, shaft, head, and asshole with equal ferocity to get him excited. This led to the food tricks in the ass stuff, a banana shoved in as well as Roxy pushing her ass out of herself to form a rose bud of sorts, even the speculum used to examine her incredible ass before some active anal and oral pushed him over the edge to give her his second load, an unseen load that she swallowed from the tap, as opposed to the earlier nut he gave her for her hand to play with, your mileage may well vary on this one though I thought they were really great together. The company website described the scene like this: “Sensational anal contortionist Roxy Raye, stylish in lingerie, stockings and heels, shows off natural tits, pierced nipples, shaved snatch and meaty butt. She stuffs four fingers up her ass, and perverted director Mike Adriano grips her hair for a face fuck. Gag spit splatters the camera and floods his balls. In a long, intense rim job, she tongues bunghole, green eyes making lewd eye contact with Mike's POV camera. Roxy labors to squeeze out the banana he slides up her butthole. Straight up her ass goes his thick prick. Roxy's anus winks and prolapses, showing angry purple innards. She spreads her gaping, cavernous colon, and his prick pierces her exposed crimson rosebud ring. A lighted speculum and micro cam show internal rectal tissue as her sphincter distends like a crater. Mike cums in her hand and later in her throat.”
Summary: Straight Up Anal by director Mike Adriano for Evil Angel was a very solid selection of sex scenes including “anal in every scene” though not all the ladies engaged in anal conduct in terms of taking Mike’s pecker in their pucker. The overall quality of the action was strong enough to merit a rating of Highly Recommended, though I wished all the ladies did anal with such flair as Abella Danger or Roxy Raye, Sarah and Valentina always able to give their all in kinky anal scenes to impress. Each of the ladies was inspirational looking too, making Straight Up Anal well worth checking out, the amount of anal fuck for the buck and replay value enough to suggest readers check it out repeatedly.
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