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Genre: Alt porn, web-to-DVD
Director: Joanna Angel
Running time: 2 hours, 7 minutes
Condoms: Yes, in scene three only.
Production date: All scenes were made in 2014 or 2015
Cast: Billie Jade, Alyssa Branch, Veronica Rose, Kleio Valentien, Scarlet LaVey, Veronica Layke, Erik Everhard, Mr. Pete, Tommy Pistol, and Wolf Hudson
DVD Extras: Extras included a photo gallery, website information, and some trailers for other Burning Angel films.
Video and audio: Video was shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 16/9 ratio. Each scene began with a rock song (click on the links to see which songs went with each scene). I like that Joanna Angel credits each of the musicians whose music they use. The video and audio were both solid as this is a professional release.
Scene one: Billie Jade and Alyssa Branch (from 2014)
Billie Jade and Alyssa Branch are two hot, curvy alt porn babes that look great paired together. Billie Jade is dressed mostly in denim (jeans, jean jacket; at least before the lovely Alyssa gets it off of her) and the middle of her hair is red and black on the sides. Alyssa Branch is the redhead that has a leopard print top underneath of her black dress. Alyssa begins the scene doing a dance around the room for Billie before they start making out and pawing over each other. I liked the slow, deliberateness Alyssa showed when licking Billie’s pussy and then moving up her leg to kissing behind her knee. She increased the speed and intensity when moving back to her pussy. When Alyssa strips off everything but her heels and crawls over Billie’s face, we can see more than a little fur on Alyssa pussy, much to my delight. These two sexy babes clearly know their way through a woman’s anatomy and how to cause as much pleasure as possible with their tongues and fingers.
Scene two: Veronica Rose and Erik Everhard (from 2015)
Veronica Rose is a heavily tattooed, black haired beauty with gorgeous natural breasts (and pierced nipples). She’s outfitted in red stockings with garters. The scene has her playing poker with porn veteran Erik Everhard, and it’s not going well for her. In the final hand, she puts up a pair of 8’s against his Royal Flush. Having enough of cards, she goes over to change the subject and gives him a big kiss. He puts her on the table and starts licking her pussy. He makes her squirm and moan. She subsequently gets off the card table and onto her knees to suck his cock. She bends over the card table to take him doggy-style. The loudest she gets is when he’s fucking her reverse cowgirl while sitting in a chair. She gets it in a few more positions, including missionary on her back and then on her side. It leads to a great facial for lovely Veronica Rose.
Scene three: Kleio Valentien and Mr. Pete (from 2015)
After her director, the lovely Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien is probably the next most recognized “alt porn” star right now. She’s a gorgeous blonde with tattoos up and down her arms, and across her chest. This scene is meant to be a parody of “I Love Lucy,” and it’s called, appropriately, “I Love Kleio.” It begins in black-and-white and features a laugh track. It’s set inside their 1950’s kitchen. When Mr. Pete gets a big “laugh” from saying “You’ve got some ‘splaining to do,” because the oven is empty, Kleio suggests they try something different, “like make whoopee or sleep in the same bed.” Scandalous! After they start to kiss, the scene becomes colorized. She has a big smile as he’s licking her pussy and then moves to sucking on his cock. Because they’re in the kitchen, Kleio uses the stove as a prop by having it prop up her leg while Mr. Pete can fuck her from behind. The action moves to the bedroom where there are matching twin beds, but fucking on just one. The laugh track is gone by this point (as soon as the scene becomes colorized), but a live audience would’ve applauded after the facial Kleio Valentien takes.
Scene four: Scarlet LaVey and Tommy Pistol (from 2014)
I think this is the first scene I’ve seen with Scarlet LaVey that isn’t specifically marketed to the “plus size”/BBW audience. I think Joanna Angel deserves a lot of credit for bringing her outside of the type casting and knowing her audience can appreciate an alt-porn babe that is curvier than most. I’ve always thought she was hot so I’m delighted to see her on screen anytime. She’s one of the alt-porn goddesses of my dreams. Here, she’s paired with Tommy Pistol in a scene called “Pin Up Pounding.” When Tommy enters the picture, he goes right to work on fingering Scarlet’s lovely pussy. This scene is rougher, with Tommy slapping Scarlet’s tits then her cheek. She goes on to sucking his cock. He then fucks her doggy-style while on a couch. She’s loud in a way that can’t really be faked. She also gets fucked missionary and cowgirl styles. It’s rougher sex than what I usually seek out, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a great fuck, because it is.
Scene five: Veronica Layke and Wolf Hudson (from 2014)
The final scene features a starlet who takes her name from one of Hollywood’s great stars of yesteryear. Veronica Layke has a white top with red cherries on it, a red skirt, and fishnets. She looks like the ultimate rockabilly queen. And she has an irresistible smile. She dances and strips for Wolf Hudson, who also looks like a rockabilly dude here. They begin making out on a red leather couch. They’re both turned on and hot for each other. She shows off her impressive oral skills on his large tool. They fuck in missionary and doggy-style. They move onto anal, doggy-style. I loved watching her beautiful face as he goes deeper and deeper into her ass. “How does my ass feel?” she moans and he replies, “It feels amazing.” I couldn’t imagine any other answer.
I don’t think this is any great insight, but I’ve reviewed more films by female directors lately (Joanna Angel, Dana Vespoli, Courtney Trouble) and it seems like they put a bigger focus on the pleasure of their female costars. I think that’s why I’ve been enjoying their films so much lately. Fuckabilly 3 is one of the better porn films I’ve seen lately, or at least one that I’ve enjoyed more than most. I thought each scene was solid, and the cast was excellent. Kleio Valentien and Scarlet LaVey are goddesses and Veronica Layke is such a cutie with her big smile. Plus, she let Wolf Hudson fuck her anally. I’m glad that even though it has been about three years since Fuckabilly 2 was released, it is just as enjoyable. This is a really great movie overall, and it is highly recommended.
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