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Freaky Petite

Studio: ArchAngel » Review by Bobby B. » Review Date: 9/3/15

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Category: All Sex


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Cast: Veronica Rodriguez/Jada Stevens/Saya Song/Morgan Lee/Zoey Monroe/Bill Bailey/Jordan Ash/Alex Jones/Erik Everhard

Director: Mimefreak

Extras:BTS/Photo Gallery

Release Date: 8/28/2015

Runtime: 127 Mins

Click on the photo above to watch the trailer for Mimefreak's 'Freaky Petite'!

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*Scene 1:

Jada Stevens/Bill Bailey

Anal, ATM

The premiere scene in Mimefreak's Freaky Petite kicks off with a wonderfully ass-inspired tease sequence from porn's best in the genre, Arch Angel contract girl Jada Stevens. The tease is chock full of well-filmed walkshots and crease grabs from The Booty Queen, starting in front of a green screen (or blue screen if you're keeping score), before quickly moving into an outdoor pool area where Jada fondles herself and gyrates her ass before taking a face-first dive on Bill Bailey's jizz nozzle. Action is solid to start, giving the viewers a good look at things, with some sloppy cocksucking ultimately being the final act before Jada leads her co-star indoors. Sex sets in with a doggie style dickdown from Bailey, as intensity levels heighten nicely with most early position switches being bridged by Bill worshiping Jada's asshole via tongue (can you blame him?). Anal comes into play at around the midway point, keeping a nice consistency in the action as Jada gives some sloppy ATM knob slobs for added contrast. Things ultimately cap off with Bailey pulling out of Jada's asshole and jerking himself to completion over her face, with the screen fading as she swallows up her reward and says, "swallowed the babies". Nice. A great scene here to start off the film; the chemistry translated really well and this scene packed a lot of action into 28 minutes. Good stuff. 



*Scene 2: 

Morgan Lee/Saya Song/Jordan Ash

Asian hotties Morgan Lee and Saya Song encapsulate our view for the second scene in the film, staying uniform to the theme as they start us off sharing a sucker in front of a pink screen, with splashed views of the upcoming scene interwoven into the introduction. The girls makeout sporadically throughout the tease, as their dressed in relatively matching pink lingerie/bikini style outfits before eventually moving things to a couch setup outdoors as a waterfall cascades behind them. Action ultimately begins indoors, where the girls share a few more kisses before stripping down and having their way with each other. After the girls spend 5 more minutes getting better acquainted, Jordan Ash steps into view to lend a helping hand, as they welcome him with some slopped up cocksucks before Morgan hops on his dong for a cowgirl dick ride. There's a nice vibe to the sex in the early parts of the scene, with both girls hopping on Jordan's jizz nozzle while he tosses them around around the couch and rifles through their pussies like there's a lost treasure buried in their uterus that only his cock has the power to locate. Things progress well, with each of the girl's getting their fair share of dick while maintaining a good energy and keeping themselves occupied quite well when not involved in the sex. The entire scene has pretty organic feel to it all, ending as Jordan pumps out some cocksauce and they share the load while smiling into the camera. Nice. A solid scene here for sure; Morgan is a definite favorite in the new crop of girls and Saya definitely made her presence known in the scene. Putting them with a top performer like Jordan was the icing on the cake in making this scene a memorable one.



*Scene 3:

Zoey Monroe/Alex Jones

Anal, ATM

Gorgeous blonde Zoey Monroe kicks of the third scene in the film, a girl whom I've been seeing all too little of in the recent past. Zoey starts us off with a playful tease in two separate outfits, one being a pink bikini, and the other a mildly casual looking pair of daisy dukes, a colorful pair of high top shoes, high socks, and a trimmed wife beater to to add the perfect amount of porn to the wardrobe. The tease sets up much like the others, with some thoughtful edits that add a nice contrast to it all, before things move indoors and Zoey pries open her panties to reveal the buttplug inside of her asshole. After some short ass tease from Zoey, a naked Alex Jones steps into view as she welcomes him with some throaty knob slobs that give way to sex being initiated with some reverse cowgirl style pussy reams. Things start wonderfully in terms of intensity, with positions being bridged by some sloppy cocksucks from Zoey before Alex absolutely thrashes her pussy and she rewards him by greasing up his knob and sliding him into her anus. Zoey's energy is spot-on throughout the scene, managing some fantastic ATM cock chugs as she cradles Alex's balls and takes him deep at various points, while he lives up to his end of the bargain extremely well in the process. Things ultimately reach their end after Zoey gives her final efforts in the form of a throat lashing blowjob, fondling Alex's nuts like stress balls before he fires off a load of jizz over her face to close it out. Awesome. I can't say enough good things about Zoey, but the effort here was great on all fronts. I loved the camerawork, I loved the tease, I loved the energy. From front to back I think this was my favorite scene of the bunch. 



*Scene 4: 

Veronica Rodriguez/Erik Everhard


The final scene in Mimefreak's Freaky Petite begins with a tease from pint-sized porn cutie Veronica Rodriguez, who's dressed in a pink bra and the tiniest pair of blinged out daisy dukes that you could possibly imagine. The introduction features some great shots of Veronica slurping on a popsicle while she shakes it up, with the tease sticking to the film's theme and ultimately moving to an outdoor pool area where Veronica strips out of a yellow bikini top and continuously sways her ass into the camera for added effect. The action sets in in an indoor setting, with Veronica crawling on all fours to a couch where a shirtless Erik Everhard eagerly awaits her arrival. she welcomes herself by stuffing his dong into her throat and slobbing his knob relentlessly, ultimately evolving as she hops on Erik for a cowgirl style fuck to initiate the sex. Veronica's exaggerated behaviors cater to the scene quite nicely as things progress, running through of variety of different positions with Erik proving himself as a Hall of Fame performer by absolutely railing her throughout this 40 minute effort. The midway point features some outstanding cooze squirts from Veronica, then reverting to a missionary style dick pummeling as she fingers her asshole simultaneously. After multiple squirts and a flurry of great sex, things reach their ending with Everhard draining his balls over her face, capping off with Veronica giving one last smile into the camera before the credits roll. A solid scene to end the film on here; Veronica is always a great watch, good stuff. 




Mimefreak's Freaky Petite from Arch Angel is a solid collection of gonzo style scenes, showcasing a great cast and some hot sex that is sure to keep viewers attention throughout the entire course of the film. I thought the theme of the movie added some nice appeal to the scenes, offering just enough contrast, ultimately being the clincher in making this a front-to-back title that surpasses the standard. Jada started things off with a scene that I was fully convinced would be the best of the bunch, but an exceedingly strong performance from Zoey Monroe changed all that and I think most of these scenes make a strong case for being "the best", based on specific viewer tastes. Tech specs were mostly pretty strong, with no noticeable flubs and a great cast to alleviate any viewers of paying too much attention if there were some. Extras include a 20 minute BTS segment that features a candid interview from all of the stars in the film, having some pretty amusing outtakes from Morgan and Saya as well, and a great photo gallery with pics from all of the scenes in the film to round it out. It's safe to say that the Mimefreak has been putting his money where his mouth is as of late; his releases seem to be growing increasingly strong thanks to his hard work, so kudos to him for that. This one is well deserving of the recommended rating or higher thanks to a strong cast and thoughtful direction, so if you're a fan of a good ol' tease and fuck gonzo flick I'd suggest you give this one a look. Cool! Recommended.


i apologize for any grammatical errors, i was beating off when i wrote this.

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