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Ronda Arouseme: Grounded and Pounded
Director: Joanna Angel
Running time: 102 minutes
Production date: 2015
Cast: Kleio Valentien, Sammie Six, Arabelle Raphael, Derrick Pierce, and Moe The Monster Johnson, with Joanna Angel and Small Hands in non-sex roles.
DVD Extras: Extras included a behind-the-scenes clip, plus some trailers and a photo gallery.
Video and audio: Video was shot by Nate Liquor in a movie directed by Joanna Angel. Video was displayed in anamorphic widescreen with a 16/9 ratio. Video and audio quality are both very good overall.
Scene one: Kleio Valentien and Derrick Pierce
Kleio Valentien (who I have praised many times on this website) didn’t strike me at first as the likely choice to portray MMA fighter Ronda Rousey in this porn parody, but here she definitely looks the part. Growing out her hair and putting it in a ponytail, you can see the resemblance in their faces.
Valentien is paired with Derrick Pierce in this scene. He plays her trainer who works on some moves with her before they get more playful. She notices his erection and he tells her “They don’t call you Ronda Arouseme for nothing.” They start to make out, but then the sex is only implied. It cuts away after they’re into some deep kissing. It shows Ronda/Kleio with a cumshot, but you wish we could see where it came from before it moves onto the next scene.
It doubles back after the fight, though, and replays the scene without the sex cut out. Derrick is seen first licking Kleio/Ronda’s pussy. They move into a blowjob with Kleio pulling down Derrick’s shorts and eagerly sucking his tool. She bounces on his tool in reverse and then bends over and invites him in doggy-style. I liked the intensity Kleio brought to the part. Overall, I thought it was a good fuck. It took place inside a ring and ended up with a big cumshot across Kleio’s tits.
Scene two: Sammie Six masturbation
Let me just say first that while I think “Ronda Arouseme” is a clever play on Ronda Rousey’s name, Miesha Taint brought an audible chuckle when I first heard it.
Sammie Six is a gorgeous, tattooed babe. She’s fairly new to porn and has been in a handful of Burning Angel films. I enjoyed watching her on screen. In this one, she plays Miesha Taint, who is finishing up her workout and when she wipes off her face with a towel, a dildo falls to the floor (with a funny ‘boing’ noise). She sits on a weight bench and fingers her pussy before getting out the dildo and rubbing it up and down her slit. The intensity picked up and soon she was bringing herself to a powerful climax. It was hot to watch Sammie bring herself off, and it felt like it was interactive because it inspired some mutual masturbation.
Scene three: Arabelle Raphael and Moe The Monster Johnson
Arabelle Raphael plays Miesha Taint’s trainer and she wants to sway things in Miesha’s favor, so she offers the referee her ass. Moe The Monster Johnson plays the referee and he’s well-named because he’s enormous. It made for a hot interracial scene. He doesn’t quite commit to fixing the fight in Miesha’s favor, but he’s also not going to turn down a sexy brunette’s ass. Arabelle gets on her knees and takes out Moe The Monster Johnson’s Monster Johnson and sucks on it as deep as she can take it. He fucks her missionary and cowgirl before offering her ass, as promised, to him. Arabelle is a pretty and hot brunette babe and I want to watch her fuck some more in future scenes.
Scene four: Kleio Valentien and Sammie Six
It’s barely ten minutes into the movie before the fourth sex scene is set up. It’s the big fight between Ronda Arouseme and Miesha Tate. To get Miesha ready for the fight, Arabelle Raphael rubs Sammie’s pussy for a few minutes before the fight begins. When Miesha taps out, Miesha and Ronda start to make out. The scene has a big intensity with a lot of noise coming from both hotties. There was a lot I found sexy in this scene, like Kleio shoving her fingers inside of Sammie and then making the babe lick her own juices off Kleio’s fingers. It was a hot and dirty fuck that Kleio was dominating. She was a reciprocal partner, but she also benefitted greatly from winning the fight.
I requested this movie several weeks ago, but thanks to some delays from the US Postal Service, it didn’t arrive in my mailbox until two days after Ronda Rousey lost the first fight of her MMA career to rival Holly Holm. While I was reading sports blogs dissecting the match earlier in the day, I got the movie to take a break and indulge my fantasies of Rousey.
As a parody, I thought Joanna Angel did a good job of making this parody because it never took itself seriously and had a lot of humor throughout. I enjoyed the humor from Angel and Small hands playing the announcers, as well as scenes like Sammie dropping her dildo when she grabs a towel. I hadn’t seen a movie paced like this before, at least as far as I can remember. Angel set up the plot to where it quickly unfolded and then returned to it and showed each scene with all the sex included. The sex was hot, and I always enjoy watching Kleio Valentien fuck when the opportunity arises. Sammie Six is an impressive newcomer and Arabelle Raphael put in a good performance in a hot fuck. Overall, I say this one is recommended for those reasons.
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