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Very Adult Wednesday Addams, A
Director: Joanna Angel
Running time: 2 hours, 6 minutes
Production date: 2015
Cast: Draven Star, Ophelia Rain, Joanna Angel, Necro Nicki, Judas, Mr. Pete, Xander Corvus, Mark Wood, and Ramon Nomar.
DVD Extras: Extras include a behind-the-scenes video and some trailers.
Video and audio: Video was shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 16/9 ratio. Video and audio quality were both good overall.
Scene one: Draven Star, Mr. Pete, and Xander Corvus
If my understanding is correct, this movie is not a parody of “The Addams Family,” but a porn parody of the popular webseries “Adult Wednesday Addams” (which is not pornographic, but quite brilliant). There are four scenes that take on Wednesday Addams’ persona. There have been several porn parodies of “The Addams Family” over the years, but this is the first porn parody of a non-porn parody of a TV show that I’m aware of.
First, it is Draven Star, a stunning brunette babe who plays Wednesday looking for a room in an apartment with bro, tough guys Xander Corvus and Mr. Pete. They play boneheads who don’t know what to make of the weird, goth girl wanting to be their roommate, but any uneasiness goes away when she asks them to remove their pants and gets to sucking their cocks. She looks hot sucking on one cock and stroking the other at the same time. For much of the action, she has one cock in her mouth and another in her pussy, until they move into a DP where she is on top of Xander Corvus and Mr. Pete enters her ass. She has a big, loud orgasm. The result was a hot and rough fuck, and Ms. Star put in an excellent performance, and looked great doing it.
Scene two: Ophelia Rain and Xander Corvus
Ophelia Rain is taking her turn as Wednesday Addams in this scene called “One Night Stand.” Ophelia is in her black dress with white buttons and white thigh-high stockings. She has a deliciously-curvy body. She looks gorgeous. It’s the morning after, and Xander Corvus is asking Ophelia’s Wednesday for her number. She tells him it’s 666. Then she says, “How about we just have sex again and I don’t kill you?” That leads to her getting back in his bed and demanding his cock. Xander fingers Ophelia’s pussy and then gets to licking her pussy while he fingers her ass. She then sucks on his cock and then lets him enter her vaginally doggy-style. That’s where the scene gets most intense and rough. He fucks her hard from behind while spanking her ass. Ophelia moves to her side where she lets Xander enter her anally. There are some very hot moments here, like watching Ophelia spin around on Xander’s cock, going from cowgirl to reverse. It was a hot fuck by most objective measures.
Scene three: Joanna Angel and Mark Wood
Mark Wood’s character says he’s from the gas company when he knocks on the door of Joanna Angel’s Wednesday. She lets him go to the backyard to inspect the gas meter and says she’s going to do her daily ritual. That ritual is masturbating with a dildo and chanting “Hail to the darkness, bestow your power upon me.” That brings Mark Wood into her bedroom. He makes a good contrast as an everyman versus her goth sex vixen. She commands him to shove her dildo inside of her waiting pussy. He then hungrily laps up her pussy when she demands he lick it. Joanna Angel has long been one of my favorite performers for many reasons, but here I’m drawn to her bringing evilness to the scene (though with a wink). She’s also a good actress and one who always looks great fucking. Plus, it looks like she’s having a lot of fun in this scene (and directing the entire movie). The two performers go through most of the usual positions (oral, cowgirl, doggy, etc.), plus there’s some anal with Angel on her back and doggy-style, but this scene was so hot because of the contrasts between Angel and Wood, and because it was just a great fuck.
Scene four: Necro Nicki, Judas, and Ramon Nomar
Necro Nicki is Wednesday Addams in this scene, and Judas plays her friend Tuesday. They find Ramon Nomar on the street handing out fliers and wanting to party. It turns out they have a different idea for what a party entails. “You asked us if we wanted to party; abduction is a form of party,” Judas’ Tuesday tells him as he finds himself chained to their couch. They have him chained up but decide that he needs to fuck them. The pair removes Ramon’s tight jeans and take turns sucking on his large tool. I found it hot to watch Judas bouncing on Ramon’s cock while Nicki sucks on his balls and licks her pussy. There is another incredibly hot moment where Nicki is riding Ramon’s cock anally while Judas is fingering her pussy. Judas also gives up her ass up to Ramon while Nicki sucks on her pussy. I found it hot watching these three people fuck while the two babes committed to staying in character by mixing some satanic chants in with their dirty talk. It is the fourth of four hot scenes on this disc.
I find that the more I watched this movie, the more I enjoyed it. It was four different takes on the Wednesday Addams character from four very hot stars playing her (and from Joanna Angel’s imagination). I liked that the sex was uniformly hot across the board (it doesn’t hurt that I find myself attracted to the type of women who star in Burning Angel films) and it never took itself too seriously. I say that this is one of the better parody movies I’ve seen lately. I highly recommend it.
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