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Best of Masseuse, The

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 5/6/16

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The Best of Masseuse

Digital Playground

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Genre: Compilation, “Masseuse” series

Director: Robby D.


Cast: Riley Steele, Erik Everhard, Alanah Rae, Kayla Paige, Scott Nails, Gracie Glam, Jesse Jane, Brooke Lee Adams, Dale DaBone, Kayden Kross, Mick Blue, James Deen (cameo), Monique Alexander, Jessica Bangkok, Eric Masterson

Length: 204:33 minutes

Date of Production: 3/3/2016


Extras: There was a short photogallery and web access but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Best of Masseuse was presented in the same aspect ratio the scenes were originally shot by Robby D. for Digital Playground. Unlike some compilations on the market, this one cut right to the sex so each scene was edited to a degree, nothing crucial for the majority of rain coaters and no company watermark onscreen at all times but parts of the buildup missing. Each scene looked fairly similar with decent lighting, solid camera work, and respectable flesh tones but the scenes were shot quickly so your mileage may vary. The video bit rate varied considerably but the scenes looked much like I remember the originals otherwise if that helps your decision. The aural components were presented in Dolby Digital but there was no headspace, special effects, or anything else that made me think the sound was rendered in anything except for monaural or basic stereo and then had a surround track encoded in post production. Regardless, I could hear most of the cast just fine, including those behind the camera when I paid attention.

Body of Review: Robby D. was long the best director at Digital Playground, the man’s works emulated by many over the years. His latest release from DP is another compilation of his older works called the The Best of Masseuse, a variety of scenes starring a wealth of popular ladies in scenes taken from volumes of the “Masseuse” series shot in 2011. The single disc release included reasonably strokable scenes with a good cast in the scenes, the scenes not always the best the series had to offer but generally pretty fun. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Masseuse 1: Riley Steele, Erik Everhard: Riley Steele, the busty blond contract gal featured on the upper left corner of the front cover, was up first in a scene from the first volume in the series. The scene was already underway as Erik oiled up Riley on a massage table, her perky ass and body built for speed over comfort given a lot of attention by the lucky guy. He took his time and her perfect pucker was displayed as much as her bald beaver, Erik’s silly haircut (his “rooster” phase with the blond highlights on top) reminding me of the time frame the scene was shot in. He finished up and put away his table, Riley wearing a white terrycloth robe as she leaned in to kiss him, Erik soon nestled between her legs to gobble her gash. Riley then slobbed his knob, making sure she nuzzled his nuts and applied some hand to gland friction, licking his turgid shaft though she couldn’t throat the entire raging boner, her oral devotion exciting Erik substantially. They then engaged in a myriad of active vaginal riding positions, Erik fingering her precious pucker though she seemed to like the penetration of her cookie a lot more, her eye contact decent enough as she pumped her ass up and down to drain his dragon of sperm, Erik milking his balls dry of semen on her ass crack as they finished in doggy.


Scene Two: Masseuse 1: Alanah Rae, Kayla Paige, Scott Nails: Alanah Rae and Kayla Paige, both attractive blondes with smoking hot bodies, were up last as they laid naked on massage tables as lucky bastard Scott Nails found his assignment to massage them was going to be twice as much fun as he had anticipated. He quickly assured them that he was up to the task and stripped down to his bight undies, squirting oil on them both as he moved back and forth pleasuring them with his hands and such. He even rubbed his naked ass on them but was soon taking turns munching on them as they purred and moaned, the ladies enjoying it every bit as much as he did. He started drilling them with his turgid erection before they eventually gave him some head, his pecker back to poking them one after the other but the ladies not given much opportunity to eat each other, some oral fun draining his dragon at the end as one nuzzled his nuts and the other sucked the seed right out of him. It was Alanah’s titty fuck that pushed him right to the edge though Kayla jumped his bone one last happy ending time, her wisp of pubic hair looking interesting as Alanah masturbated on the table beside them until her turn drew seed, the ladies jerking him off all over themselves.

Scene Three: Masseuse 2: Gracie Glam, Erik Everhard: Gracie Glam, a fetching young lady with a pretty face and lean body, was up next with apologetic Erik Everhard. They were in the house and her anger with him subsided when he started massaging her in a standing position, her muff buffer white skirt feeling the grind as he came ever closer to her from behind. He was working the massage as a means to get sex while she was simply enjoying the talented touch of a professional, the porn dynamic entering in when she finally gave in to her physiological responses and stopped thinking them through. Her ass in the air with her thong separating the cheeks was hot but fans of leg play, massage, and foot fetish might enjoy this one a lot too; Erik eventually going down on her when she turned to face the ceiling of the living room. Her moans spoke volumes as to her pleasure levels, the active blowjob leading to a few positions of vaginal penetration with Gracie inhaling his spunk to close things up for the moment.


Scene Four: Masseuse 2: Jesse Jane, Brooke Lee Adams, Dale DaBone: Brooke Lee Adams, a very cute brunette able to convey a sense of excitement, was up last with sexy Jesse Jane and her “husband” Dale DaBone. Jesse was the masseuse hired by Brooke to massage her husband, the secret being that the couple intended on a threesome from the beginning while Jesse was left out of the loop. Brooke wore a tight black skirt and dark blue top, Jesse in a flimsy white shirt covering her up as Dale’s towel was dropped to reveal his degree of excitement. Jesse did not show as much aptitude for massaging as the others had but Brooke couldn’t keep her hands off herself in anticipation, joining in to make the event happen. Jesse was falling out of her outfit as was Brooke, the cleavage between them ample to satisfy any fan. The four hands working on Dale soon led to the ladies developing a lesbian crush of sorts, sealed with a kiss and expanded to include Dale, Jesse wrapping her DSL’s around his pecker to give him a fine degree of oral satisfaction as the seasoned veteran taught Brooke a couple of tricks to up her own game. Jesse than actively rode his rod vaginally but upon a closer look of the scene (I watched it a few times), the driving dynamic was between the ladies with Dale as an accessory more than the target point of the heat. Brooke then masturbated on the nearby bed while watching them go at it, her husband moving over to penetrate her as Jesse rubbed one out (and then helped Brooke get off). I enjoyed the “lesbian with benefits” aspect of the scene a lot though Dale beating off a round of spew to Brooke for Jesse to lick off and share was kind of interesting too.


Scene Five: Masseuse 3: Kayden Kross, Mick Blue, James Deen (cameo): After Kayden Kross receives a massage, Mick Blue enters the scene. They kiss and soon he is sucking on her pretty breasts. He moves his way down to her pussy. In the meantime, Kayden's leg movements are a turn-on. Her moans also sound cool. Next, the man fucks her mish style with a lot of vigor. The rest of the scene continues their heated performance during the reverse cowgirl and spooning sessions. There are a lot of shots of their active penile-vaginal area. Kayden's facial expressions look awesome. Then, the blonde beauty gets to suck his hard-working cock with her pretty mouth. She applies a sexy delivery. This exciting scene ends with Mick cumming on her receptive mouth. (review by Apache Warrior)


Scene Six: Masseuse 3: Kayden Kross, Scott Nails: Kayden Kross takes charge of the situation in an authoritative manner. Moments later, Scott Nails is pleasuring her beauty spot with his talented mouth. In the meantime, her smile looks very nice during her treat. Next, the woman reciprocates the fine gesture by sucking on his dick with playful affection. The fuck from behind is solid, however her reverse cowgirl moments are the ones that make Kayden's body look the most strikingly beautiful. The missionary activity looks quite stimulative too. At the end, Scott cums on her mouth. (review by Apache Warrior)


Scene Seven: Masseuse 4: Monique Alexander, Scott Nails: Our fourth scene begins with Scott Nails giving Monique Alexander a slippery rubdown. Scott follows it up with some light fingering and oral action before fucking Monique missionary. The action is fast and moves swiftly with Monique performing some head before getting fucked doggy. Scott does a good job of delivering a scene, but Monique does little to bring anything to the table and we quickly lose interest. The scene wraps with a facial on to Monique. (review by Alex Espinoza)


Scene Eight: Masseuse 4: Riley Steele, Erik Everhard, Scott Nails: The final scene has us sitting with Erik and Scott as the two begin fantasizing of fucking Riley. Fortunately, their fantasy is happening in real time with Riley pleasure both of them. The threesome quickly gets started with Erik fucking Riley doggystyle and Scott receiving oral action. The three-way moves quickly as Erik and Scott take advantage of Riley and fill both her holes. The action is not only well shot, but is great smut as all three actors perform well together. Typically, threesomes don’t work well because one person is left out, but Scott and Erik are seasoned pros and make the scene shine with Riley. The three-way finishes up with a facial from Erik first, then a facial from Scott. (review by Alex Espinoza)


Scene Nine: Masseuse 4: Jessica Bangkok, Eric Masterson: Our first scene quickly gets underway with Jessica Bangkok in the middle of some action with Eric Masterson. The scene is heavy on the foreplay and has us begging to see Jessica get stuffed. However, it’s Eric who takes his time eating out Ms. Bangkok, and ultimately returns the favor while Eric plays with Jessica’s backside. Eric begins to lay his pipe with some missionary action and gives Jessica long, deep strokes. Unfortunately, the action remains stagnant with only two positions and doesn’t have the payoff we were expecting. Eric finishes the scene by giving Jessica a facial. (review by Alex Espinoza)


Summary: The Best of Masseuse by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a dedicated compilation of scenes focusing on scenes taken from the “Masseuse” series coming out of the company in 2011, earning a very solid Watch It Online. In short, The Best of Masseuse was advertised as having a plethora of scenes from the once popular series, the couples oriented fare often sexually charged so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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