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Best of All American Girl, The

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/7/16

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The Best of All American Girl

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Genre: Compilation, “All American Girl” series

Director: Robby D.


Cast: Jesse Jane, Jerry, Nadia, Scott Nails, Karlie Montana, Teagan Presley, Evan Stone, Kelly Kline, Jana Cova, Shay Jordan, Marco Banderas, Neveah

Length: 132:24 minutes

Date of Production: 5/5/2016


Extras: There was a short photogallery and web access but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Best of All American Girl was presented in the same aspect ratio the scenes were originally shot by Robby D. for Digital Playground. Unlike some compilations on the market, this one cut right to the sex so each scene was edited to a degree, nothing crucial for the majority of rain coaters and no company watermark onscreen at all times but parts of the buildup missing. Each scene looked fairly similar with decent lighting, solid camera work, and respectable flesh tones but the scenes often had arty-farty style applied so you might not like it as much as other compilations. The video bit rate varied considerably but the scenes looked much like I remember the originals otherwise if that helps your decision. The aural components were presented in Dolby Digital but the surround track was encoded in post production, limited vocals this time in favor of the music.


Body of Review: Robby D. was an accomplished director at Digital Playground, the company only really becoming a force in the industry when he joined the team years ago when his efforts at Vivid were noticed. His latest release from DP is another compilation of his older works called the The Best of All American Girl, a variety of scenes starring a wealth of popular ladies in scenes taken from volumes of the “All American Girl” series shot between 2005 and 2007 that were credited to his girlfriend Celeste at the time though she never made it onto the sets. The single disc release included reasonably strokable scenes with a good cast in the scenes, but the action was more artistically shot than Robby’s main body of works, hence the need for someone else to blame them on. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:


Scene One: Jesse Jane: All American Girl: Jesse Jane, Jerry: Jesse Jane, dressed in a white shirt, maroon sweater, and knee high socks, started off the show during the credits by playing paddle ball near a concrete terrace in a happy, carefree manner. This led to sorrow when the elastic string broke so Jerry devised another game to play with the paddle, "spank the honey". Okay, while this is a lot like what most fans will be doing as they watch the scene (replace "honey" with the appropriate term of course), the slow motion ripple of her ass was a sight to behold (as always). After reddening her cheeks, he snacked on her for a short bit to lube her up. She showed a fair amount of enjoyment and then the two boned away like she was repaying him for great reviews. She blew him until he popped a small load into her mouth, with her going back to inhaling his meat pipe until the scene faded away.


Scene Two: Jesse Jane: All American Girl: Jesse Jane, Nadia, Scott Nails: Nadia, a foxy brunette, seductive Jesse Jane, and bald (with a baby Mohawk starting) Scott Nails, where up next as he studied music with a lame boy-band knock off playing in the background. The gals took charge of him, using his belt to keep his hands tied behind him as they licked and sucked him with some decent double teaming action. He took turns screwing their pussies, with them doing some taste testing, eventually getting him on the floor to ride some more. It ended with him rubbing out a load to their faces, Jesse taking the majority of jizz.


Scene Three: Jesse Jane: All American Girl: Jesse Jane, Scott Nails: Jesse Jane, acting as though she was studying and in need of a break, stretched and fanned herself in a manner that sent out all the right signals to Scott Nails who sat behind her. He started rubbing himself after she took off her top, giving the go ahead that she needed to work him over orally. Neither got much of a chance to spend any significant time going down on the other but it was enough to prepare them for the vaginal ride that closed out the movie. The disembodied camera work was in full force again although in the occasional medium shot, it was clear that Jesse has been working out. She was as active a ride here as anywhere else in the movie as them screwed on the floor (though why she kept on those ridiculously tall platform shoes is beyond me). The scene ended with him jerking off to her mouth and her giving him some more head.


Scene Four: Jesse Jane: All American Girl: Jesse Jane, Karlie Montana: Jesse Jane, this time in a fuzzy pink sweater as she sucked on a traditional piece of red & white candy, generously offered attractive Karlie Montana a taste, which led to a little lesbian loving by the gals as they used to candy to flavor various body parts with that hint of peppermint we all fondly remember from our childhood. Jesse left the breasts behind to work on the pussy as she bent her new pal over the banister (the same one from the first scene by the looks of it), decadently using the candy as a dildo. Karlie was a giver too though and gave some oral in return for the heated little working over she got, leaving the overcast day far behind in the mind as she diddled and sucked away all of Jesse's cares in the world. They kissed and this chemistry filled little vignette was sadly over.


Scene Five: Teagan Presley: All American Girl: Teagan Presley, Evan Stone: Teagan Presley, showing off her incredibly sexy body (and new implants), began the show by jumping rope in a schoolgirl outfit during the credits. I'd like to tell you how much the nipple erections, butt munch panties, and see through skirt impacted my libido but then I'd have to kill you. Her partner in this outdoor scene was the mighty Evan Stone, and after some minor foreplay on his part, snacking on her crack and rubbing her a little bit, he went right to the anal sex. I know a lot of people were afraid that when Teagan signed with Digital Playground figured she'd become the next Jenna Haze (once signing for JKP, she stopped doing anal and guys altogether) but thankfully, their fears have gone unrealized as Teagan still does it all. After some heated ass stretching, she blew him (for fans of ATM no doubt) and licked his balls before doing some more slow motion anal. It ended with a facial of decent proportions and I only wish the audio track included vocals to make this even better. There was some nice energy and chemistry between them though and that made it well worth my time (repeatedly).


Scene Six: Teagan Presley: All American Girl: Teagan Presley, Kelly Kline, Scott Nails: Teagan Presley and Kelly Kline, both in cute bikinis, were washing the car outdoors with soapy sponges and lots of suds to spare. The lesbian antics continued until they were both nude and looking for the next step; a step that proved to be a great step for Scott Nails. They stripped him, Kelly engulfed his meat first, and Teagan kind of stood there looking hot as Kelly worked him to the bone in her pussy. Kelly then took a facial but acted as though his semen were nuclear waste (she clamped down her eye lids and closed her mouth, at least until she cleaned him up afterwards). I think I would have appreciated the diversity of the scene more had it stuck with the lesbian theme but the gals looked good nonetheless.


Scene Seven: Teagan Presley: All American Girl: Teagan Presley, Jana Cova: Teagan Presley and Jana Cova, an impossibly cute duo, were up next as they prepared for a bake sale in the kitchen. Fans of lesbian action will like this one a whole lot, as will those into food fetish action since the gals spent a lot of time toying with each other using food. From eating cherries to licking whipped cream off one another, the scene reminded me of how much heat can be generated by the strategic use of food as a sexual accessory. There was some of the more traditional oral but it was certainly underplayed here in an effort to provide something different (which worked nicely by the way). The action centered on Teagan as the giver though and not the receiver so some of you will be less than thrilled.


Scene Eight: Shay Jordan: All American Girl: Shay Jordan, Scott Nails: Shay Jordan, the hot contract cutie featured on the front cover, was up first in a birthday scenario where Scott Nails brought her a cake and started finger feeding her the icing. In return, she applied some to her nipples but this wasn't a factor until well after Scott put some on her cock to suck. Like a good birthday girl, she slobbed his knob heartily, getting most of the frosting off quickly and efficiently thanks to her extensive oral skills. It was a very warm hummer. Leading to her sitting on his face as he reciprocated the oral on her tight little cookie. My biggest complaint remained, the abundance of slow motion, but she seemed to be riding his cock moderately actively; displaying the sort of attraction that makes for chemistry more often than not. It ended too soon with him rubbing out a wad of population pudding onto the cake and her mouth (the cake was held up to her mouth, making this possible) but I could not deny that Shay was quite a catch for the company in part for scenes like this one.


Scene Nine: Shay Jordan: All American Girl: Shay Jordan, Karlie Montana: Karlie Montana, a foxy redhead, and sweet Shay Jordan, were up next in the barren room in a lesbian scene where the two used their foot long hotdogs to tease each other before kissing. The "under the panty" hand rub was nice but the music again seemed too distracting for me, drawing attention away from the slo-mo gals as they suckled each other's nipples and went down on each other. The look on Shay's face told me she was enjoying herself more than I was but I guess I'm too used to gonzo porn moving at regular speeds that this was another scene of questionable merit for my personal needs. In fairness though, the 69 and cunnilingus was well done, giving it some stroke value, just not the kind aficionados will find appealing.


Scene Ten: Shay Jordan: All American Girl: Shay Jordan, Marco Banderas: Shay Jordan, up last as a race car groupie, was shown with a variety of outfits on her that barely qualified as outfits by the brick wall and Dodge Charger(?) she was up against. Her partner was Marco Banderas/Duato and in no time at all she was sucking his pipe as though she were on the bonus plan. He felt her ass as she worked his rod over, the gal showing her fine talents one last time before the close of the flick. Marco gave her a licking too, eating her out before they screwed on the car, the gal overacting a bit to compensate for the lack of vocals by the looks of it. The scene ended with a facial and was her weakest of the movie, even though I was given the impression that they were into one another.


Scene Eleven: Shay Jordan: All American Girl: Shay Jordan, Neveah: Neveah, a stripper next door type of gal, was up next as she played a game of strip hammer/scissors/paper with beautiful Shay Jordan in the living room. I never had any doubt that the two gals appreciated each other and the way they tasted and played made it a lot of fun/ Lesbian scenes can be very hit or miss so I was happy to see this was a decent one. Shay did most of the oral work this time, at least initially, the gals switching off the tiara that signified who was in charge at any given moment. There was some vibrator play here but it seemed almost clinical compared to a few titles I've watched of late so even though I knew they had some sparks for one another, it did not translate as well for some reason. It wasn't a waste of time but it was far from the best they had to offer. Note that this scene was mislabeled on the DVD which named Neveah as "Marco Banderas".

Summary: The Best of All American Girl by director Robby D. for Digital Playground was a dedicated compilation of scenes focusing on scenes taken from the “All American Girl” series coming out of the company from 2005 to 2007 under the “Celeste” style of shooting, earning a very solid Watch It Online. In short, The Best of All American Girl was advertised as having a plethora of scenes with contract performers from the once popular series used to showcase them, the heavily artistic style a love it or hate it endeavor with little room for a middle ground so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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