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Cast: Adam Christopher, Amber Chase, Nicky Huntsman, Jasmeen LeFleur, Kinky Gaga, Amber Ivy, Milcah Halili, Brad Knight, Eric Jover, Charlie Camel
Writer/Director: Adam Christopher
Length: 70 Min.
Release Date: Dec. 19, 2016
Overview: Art Sluts is independent pornographer Adam Christopher's (a.k.a. Tarantinoxxx) loving tribute to the last vestige of porn's golden age, the 1990's. He has taken scenes from four classics of that era and reinterpreted them. The result is a very interesting and at the same time very enticing project that I really liked. Starting with the cheesy opening complete with '90's style synth and graphics, itself in the manner of the opening title sequence Eon Mckai's Art School Sluts, it's a terrific homage to the bygone days of classic porn that they just don't make anymore.
Scene One: Amber Chase, Nicky Huntsman, Brad Knight, Adam Christopher
The first scene is based on the diner scene of the classic 1996 Paul Thomas comedy Suggestive Behavior starring Melissa Hill. Christopher has completely reinterpreted it, setting it mostly in a bar than a diner. It starts with Christopher and his girlfriend Nicky Huntsman along with Amber chase and Brad Knight sitting in on a couples therapy session. The therapist puts Nicky, Amber and Brad into a trance and instructs them that when they hear a bell ring they will get incredibly and uncontrollably horny. Adam is unaffected by the trance but plays along anyway. Later at the bar the four meet for drinks. After Brad and Nicky go to the bathroom, leaving Amber and Adam at the bar together, someone rings a bell, making Amber start to masturbate in front of Adam right there at the bar. She rubs her pussy as she squeezes her tits as Adam looks on, feeling his cock through his jeans. When another bell rings Amber drops to her knees and undoes Adams pants. She starts giving him head, sucking and licking his now fully erect cock in true '90's style, no gagging!
He then sits her on the barstool and starts fucking her missionary. She moans and cums on his cock as he squeezes her big tits. Eventually Brad and Nicky come back and are furious at what they're seeing. At least they are until another bell rings and Nicky drops to her knees and starts sucking Micah's cock. The orgy continues with both guys fucking each others girlfriends, fucking their own girlfriends and the girlfriends fucking each other. Eventually the guys pop off on both girls faces. Although she does kind of resemble her with the red hair and all, Amber Chase is no Melissa Hill, but then again who else was. She's good, as is the rest of the ensemble. Like I said this is an interpretation, not a shot by shot remake. It's a really good scene with lots of energy and great performances all around.
Scene Two: Jasmeen LaFleur and Adam Christopher
This scene is inspired by the model interview scene from the classic 1994 Bud Lee film Centerfold. In the original scene Hyapatia Lee is interviewing for a modeling job and is taken advantage of by TT Boy and Scott Turner. In this version the gorgeous college student Jasmeen LaFleur is being interviewed for a modeling job by Adam Christopher and Charlie Camel. I don't know what filter Christopher used for this scene but it has a great '90's feel to it. They ask her to disrobe and she bares her tits for them. She tells them she's a stripper who really wants the job and will do anything for it. She kissing Adam and unbuttoning his shirt. He undoes his pants and lets them drop to the floor so Jasmeen can start sucking his cock.
She sucks and licks, giving him great head as Adam runs his fingers through her gorgeous raven black hair. She sits in a chair and Adam starts fucking her missionary. Jasmeen passionately pushes back onto Adams cock, moaning and crying as he works himself in and out of her pussy. Her facial expressions are not to be missed as she cums on his cock. Eventually she flips over and he starts fucking her from behind, plunging his cock deep in her pussy and giving her multiple orgasms until he shoots his load on her face. Another very good scene with a lot of passion from the marvelous Jasmeen LaFleur.
Scene Three: Kinky Gaga and Eric Jover
Scene three is based on the classic marionette sex scene from one of my favorite porn films ever Hard Feeling from 1997, directed by Steven St. Croix and starring Dyanna Lauren. In that film of sexual awakening Dyanna Lauren attends a sex show with two marionettes, played by Steven St. Croix and the late great Anna Malle. In Adam Christopher's version Kinky Gaga and Eric Jover don't play marionettes as they do mimes with painted white faces. Over an Asian music score they playfully interact with each other until the topless Gaga pulls out his cock and mischievously starts sucking it to the audience of an uncredited actress who plays with herself under disco lighting.
With her white makeup and red lipstick Gaga licks and sucks on Eric's cock playfully giving him some excellent head with her mouth only, no hands, and teasing the tip with her tongue. She even spits on it leaving a wash of slobber dripping off of it. After cutting to the audience member rubbing her pussy Eric and Gaga are fucking each other doggy style with Gaga pressing a vibrator against her clit. Breaking from the tradition of mimes not making sounds Gaga gasps and moans with each thrust of Eric's cock. Meanwhile in the audience Adam Christopher has joined the audience member and watches her as she gets herself off to the display.
Cut back to the show and she see Eric and Gaga fucking missionary. Adam Christopher has a great shot of Eric plunging his cock into Gaga's gorgeous wet pussy. As the audience member cums on her fingers while Adam looks on Eric cums inside of Gaga in a terrific internal cumshot. This is a very beautifully shot scene from Christopher and Kinky Gaga shows herself as being a talent to look for in the future. Good job.
Scene Four: Milcah Halili and Adam Christopher
The final scene is based on the statue scene in Dyanna Lauren's high concept film Art Lover from 1998. In the original Kobe Tai plays an art student who has sexual fantasies about the art she loves. In Adam Christopher's interpretation Asian Milcah Halili, in her first movie role in two years, plays the Kobi Tai role who fantasizes the statue, played by Christopher, in her studio comes to life and fucks her. It starts with them making out when he disrobes her. He playfully pinches her nipples as she runs her fingers along the length of his erect cock. After removing her shorts she gets down and starts sucking his cock. She kisses and licks the head, running her mouth along the length and rubbing his balls until she takes it all in her mouth, working it all in and out.
They go into a missionary, Adam gently and passionately working his cock in and out of her sweet pussy. Again, great closeup shot of Adam's cock fucking Milcah's pussy here. They then go into a cowgirl position with Milcah riding Adam's cock, bouncing up and down on it to orgasm before going into a doggy with an excellent POV shot of Adam fucking Milcah from behind. After giving Milcah a couple of more orgasms Adams shoots a load of cum on Milcah's ass and back fulfilling Milcah's fantasy.
Final Thoughts: If you're a fan of classic porn from studios like Vivid, VCA, Private or any other of the dozens of great porn producers from the '90's then this is for you! It's a wonderful loving and very nostalgic take on a genre of porn that just doesn't exist anymore. Much respect for Adam Christopher for making a film that encapsulates the feel of that bygone era. It was the last gasp for quality porn before the internet, and it's so well executed. Christopher is a great independent filmmaker who is breaking ground in the industry. While he promises a dvd in the near future this is only available through VOD. You can watch the scenes individually at Adult DVD Empire or you can stream all of the scenes as one feature at Tarantinoxxx's website here. Either way get ready for a great nostalgic ride.
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