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Very Adult Wednesday Addams 2, A
Genres: Gonzo, Parody, Alt Girls, Tattoos, Anal
Director: Joanna Angel
Writers: Joanna Angel & Kara Pond
Shot by: Mike Quasar Editing & Music: Small Hands
Cast: Katrina Jade, Holly Hendrix, Gina Valentina, Charlotte Sartre, Lady Luna, Tommy Pistol, Ramon, Small Hands, Markus Dupree, Gage Sin
Length: 2 hours 8 minutes
Date of Release: February 27, 2017
Extras: 5 Menu Selectable Trailers, Gallery, Internet Info
Audio/Video Quality: Shot really well, presented really well in widescreen. Dialog is clear.
Overview: Five different starlets take on the role of TV character Wednesday Addams. From newbies to super-sluts, you'll find them packed onto this disc that is the second in this series from Burning Angel. If you ever had a thing for "Wednesday Addams", you'll be served well here. If you were more of a "Morticia Addams" person, you will find nothing outside of a script reference. The girls are hot, and the dudes get their rocks off while whomping into the little, goth gashes that they get a chance to plunge into.
Scene 1: Katrina Jade & Tommy Pistol
Tommy is Katrina's Uber driver, and she wants more than a quick ride. She needs a hard ride on a hard cock and scares the nervous driver into nailing her. The nailing goes down once they arrive at their destination, as she pulls Tommy's face to her crotch. When you put the XBIZ female performer of the year with the best actor in the parody genre, you know you're going to get a good scene, and this one doesn't disappoint. The performances are very good from an acting standpoint and super hot from the action standpoint.
Tommy's tongue gets busy between the slutty Wednesday's outstretched gams and then she returns the favor as she pins him against the wall. Her famous slut tattoo is featured prominently as her BJ continues on the couch before the bounces on his stick, her round ass jiggling wildly as she pants and moans. Once her driver is confident she's not some total whack job, but just a horny girl down to fuck he takes control and starts ramming into her, her head pinned to the couch with his foot. He gives her a rocket-fueled doggie drilling and then mounts her sideways for more. Dragging her, he throat fucks her; his knuckles knocking on the wall as he grips her head and pounds away. She's as loud as she is lust-filled as they bang away in one position after another. In missionary, he sticks four fingers into her as he hammers away which causes brings him to blastoff on her unflinching face.
Scene 2: Gina Valentina & Markus Dupree
Nominee for Best new Starlet hooks up with AVN's male performer who took home two awards in 2017 when she orders herself a dancing man. I can tell you that neither of his awards was based on his dance skills, but Wednesday just wants some dick anyhow. She rubs herself as she magically makes his clothes disappear and goes down on him, her pentacle hairpin shining away. Markus is the only non-tattooed performer I can recall, outside of Xander Corvus, to get screen time with one of the inked girls in a Burning Angel title. Not that that means anything because he delivers the goods to the lovely Gina as he nails into her naughty box on the couch. I haven't seen Gina in anything that I don't love her in! She's just a hot little spinner to watch.
She fucks like a dream, grinding hard; she sucks like she hasn't had a drink in days with drool streaming everywhere. This round of romping is no different. She plants multiple fingers in her ass as she rides her dancing man and makes sure to lick them clean as he takes some tongue time between her thighs. Eyes attentive and smile big when she's not gritting her teeth in concentration, Gina looks gorgeous as Wednesday. Markus realizes just what a little freak she's become since joining the industry and slaps her face and ass regularly, his handprint easily visible on her ass as she rides in reverse. His slaps go unnoticed as she begs him to fuck her harder, and he hammers her in doggie. She presents her braids for him to use as handholds as she rubs herself while riding him and sticks her toes in his mouth. The Brazilian beauty gets a final banging on the arm of the couch which leads to both of them cumming; her eager face getting covered with a massive load of manjuice.
Scene 3: Holly Hendrix & Small Hands
AVN's Best New Starlet 2017 is the next player in the Wednesday Addams portrayal. She's unresponsive as Small Hands pours his heart out to her and then when he goes to leave she admits that he touched her cold, dark soul like no one ever has and pulls him in to take her holes. The hole she seems most interested in filling is the one in her rear, and Small Hands gets busy fingering and licking it. She's been looking forward to getting fucked by him for some time and he's ready to rock her world. I understand the infatuation so many have for this little Latina, not only is she a looker, but the girl has skillz.
Even with only 6 dozen or so titles under her belt right now, she can bang with the best of them while talking dirty. She went full anal early on in her career, and she's fervent about getting ass fucked here. Her ass isn't the only hole in play here; Small Hands stretches back on the couch and she mouths him expertly before he bangs her in spoon and makes her cum. Her gaze is good, her lips perfectly defined, as he bangs into her pussy while she begs for it harder. He manhandles her face with some breath play as he pounds away, the little slut willing to bend to his will. She likes cock any way she can get it but seems most happy when it's pounding into her tight little ass. Her dirty talk in missionary finally makes him lose his load on her.
Scene 4: Charlotte Sartre & Ramon
Ramon is trying to get closer to his new stepdaughter and Charlotte sits across the dinner table with a perfect Resting Bitch Face before magically landing on his lap. She invites her new daddy to hurt her and he starts spanking her skyward facing pussy. She's wet and ready as he explores her holes with his fingers and places her on the dining table to see just how dirty this bad little girl is. Her eyes are alight as he puts his rod inside of her magic box which he assures her is way tighter than her mom's. She's screaming as he slams her to orgasm, her braids bouncing to the bang rhythm. After a quick disrobing, she's bobbing the knob while watching his face.
The table becomes the fuck prop as Ramon rams his new stepdaughter, with cock tastings between each position. She's ready to kick it up a notch and lubes him up with spit so he can take her ass. There's a ton of audio clatter as he lies on the still set-for-dinner table and starts banging into her butt hole in reverse cowgirl. She rides like there's no tomorrow, smiling and screaming through more and more orgasms as he slams into her chute. Ramon works himself to a serious sweat before bringing himself to a finish on Wednesday's face.
Scene 5. Lady Luna & Gage Sin
We find Lady Luna to be the only Wednesday not sporting the expected dark locks, opting for her bluish-grey and silver strands instead, as she digs up skulls that she buried in a stranger's yard. The opening happens in black and white, so it's very noticeable as she and Gage trade lines as she shovels away and mentions they should have sex since she can't find her skulls. Magically, the pair is inside and she's quick to strip and suck some dick. Gage is one of the first few guys to have his way with this newcomer on film, and he fucks away for all he's worth; her panties stuffed in her mouth to muffle her screams. Her ink is some of the most colorful on film, if you ask me, and is captured nicely by the camera as she climbs onto his cock to satisfy her cravings.
Her navel and nipple jewels shine in the light as she rides in reverse, spouting dirty words. As she squats on his stiffie, she's screaming about cumming on his cock and he stands to slam into her harder. They go through a few positions fuck with her face blocked by an arm or leg, but they are both relatively inexperienced and they are going fast and furious, so don't discount the dicking there. Once they're in spoon, you can see her body in exquisite detail as he dicks her from behind. She calls him daddy as he hammer drills into her, her tits twirling with each thrust. Gage just gives it to her hard and methodically on a leather couch, making her cum over and over again, his whole body reddening and sweating as the sex gets super intense and her potty mouth pouring forth. A scream filled slamming in missionary causes her to cum again, and she sucks it off before banging him in a reverse cowgirl that leads to him unloading into her mouth and onto her chin as her eyes sparkle.
Final Thoughts: Five Burning Angels portray Wednesday Addams. If you're one of those people that ever had a star crush on the underage Wednesday character, you'll love this one now thats she's legal. If you don't know who Wednesday Addams is/was, then the setups won't clue you in but you will be entertained by the romps she goes through! The setups are shorter than I would have liked, but I get that even when the show was on, her onscreen time was limited at best. Here, Joanna Angel gathered some great onscreen sluts and gave them the dickings they deserve. There's really no fancy camerawork, it's pretty much all about five different girls getting drilled while portraying Ms. Addams after she's of legal age. The camerawork isn't fancy, and the famous Addams' house isn't recreated, but hair/makeup/wardrobe really come through in this one for the one or two minutes the setup is necessary and then the performers take center stage as they slam their way through some serious sexual escapades. It's not a feature parody, it's really a gonzo flick, so if you are just wanting to see what Wednesday Addams might look like if she let her freak fly then you won't go wrong here. From Katrina Jade's opening romp to Lady Luna's last scene, it's all good. In between that, you get Gina's go-hard-or-go-home pounding followed by Holly and Charlotte's backdoor chute excursions. The extras section is limited, but the title itself is totally worth checking out. Highly Recommended. If you aren't a Wednesday Addams lover, you can adjust that rating down a bit.
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