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Hairy Tales

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 6/11/17

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genres: Gay, Parody

Director: ?

Cast: Will Braun, Luke Adams, Dirk Caber, Colton Grey, Wesley Woods, Kurtis Wolfe, Arad Winwin, Derek Bolt, Marc Giacomo. Non-sex role: Brendan Patrick

Length: 87 minutes 

Extras: There is a photo gallery, cum shot recap, and web information. 

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: The video quality and audio quality are good. 

Overview: Hairy Tales is a film by Men.com. It takes on several popular fairy tales in a gay beary pornified manner. In the narrator-storyteller role, Brendan Patrick is very good.

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Scene One: Red Rides. Luke Adams takes a nap on Kurtis Wolfe's couch. When he awakes, Kurtis shows off his big cock and mouth fucks him while sitting on Luke's chest. Then, the hairy man goes down on Luke to orally work on his meaty plaything and asshole. His anal work has a much higher turn-on value whether he is eating him out or fucking him. Either way, Luke's ass gets quite juicy. Later, we can tell that Luke is trying hard to ride the man so that his partner does not receive all the credit for being a hard worker. However, it is Kurtis' screwing work that makes their performance the most enjoyable. In the end, lots of cumming activity occurs as Luke jacks off on himself while the big bad Wolfe humps him in a very fast motion. Then, Kurtis cums at his receptive mouth.


Scene Two: Worship Me. Wesley Woods and young buck Will Braun are tailors for the supreme Arad Winwin. The picky man wants to wear something spectacular. When his two tailors mention their magnificent visible outfit, Arad becomes quite fond of it. After he tries it on, Wesley and Will suck his nice cock. For the most part, there is a lot of cock sucking activity in this scene as each person's pecker gets a nice workout. Then, Arad gets to fuck his two tailors with his consistent screwing delivery. Overall, the oral action had more turn-on value in this scene.


Scene Three: Bear to the Bone. Colton Grey sneaks into a house and eats the food on the kitchen counter. He starts to masturbate a bit and shoots off his load. Afterwards, Marc Giacomo, Derek Bolt, and Dirk Caber come home and find out that someone has been there. When they find the intruder sleeping in their bed, the trio put a lot of amount of pleasure on him. A highlight is the high amount of ass eating by the three bear-like guys. As far as the space of the four men, it looks cramped on the bed. The screwing activity on Colton has good pace and the effort feels more intense as their performance lingered on. The sight of the three beary men surrounding the much lighter fella looks quite good. Finally, the guys cum on Colton's nice body.  

Final Thoughts: Brendan Patrick is perfect as the storyteller-narrator. His sense of humor and acting skills make him so good. In these fairy tale type scenes, Brendan should be used at the end of each scene to give "the moral of the story." As for the sex in this film, it is hot enough to make it exciting and strokable for the viewers. The oral sex is much hotter though. Please make more fairy tale scenes. Watch It On Demand

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