Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews »
Ultimate Blondes 3
Genres: All Sex, Big Cocks, Interracial, Blondes
Cast: Brett Rossi, Cali Carter, Kate England, Kleio Valentien, Isiah Maxwell, Prince Yahshua, Rob Piper, Rico Strong
Length: 2 hours 28 minutes
Date of Release: June 16, 2017
Extras: Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, 13:21 minute BTS
Audio/Video Quality: HD capture, anamorphic widescreen presentation. Lighting levels are good, skin tones accurately rendered. There's some camera handling noise that comes and goes but it's negligible. The rooms are reverberant, even at the conversational levels during the opening interviews. Again, I ask why people that have these expensive, expansive houses with beautiful, lavish interiors can't spend a few grand to hire an acoustical engineer to come in, analyze and treat their rooms.
Overview: ArchAngel presents the 3rd installment of this popular interracial series. Each scene starts with a quick interview, followed by a tease, and then the blonde on black action begins. MimeFreak has rounded up a nice stable of stallions and fillies for this one and I think fans of this genre will definitely want to grab a copy of this.
Scene 1. Kate England, Isiah Maxwell
MimeFreak sits down for a chat with Floridian, Kate England. They talk about blondes and being blonde in general and then they talk about blondes on black guys. The chat fades to a tease where we find the blue eyed beauty on a bed wearing black lingerie that is accented with pink. Mimefreak's camera moves around her slowly, a music track that's heavy on the clap machine bumps in the background as she touches herself and then breaks out a ribbed, green glass dildo. The green contrasts nicely with her red-tipped fingernails as she slides it into herself. The tease continues as she makes her way downstairs to a massive couch where Isiah stands, watching her before he joins her. <fade soundtrack out, performers up>
Removing her panties, Mr. Maxwell motorboats her booty. Luckily, her lingerie is designed for quick removal and gets tossed to the floor as she turns to swallow his long, black shaft. Once his cock is good and slobbery he turns her around to make her whimper and scream as he penetrates her. Hoisting her high-heeled foot onto the couch for more access he goes deeper. She sits up, carouseling around as she leans on the couch back to let his balls slap her ass as she tosses a leg over his shoulder. The pair roll into a reverse cowgirl, the camera suffering from handling noise as it is moved back. Isiah keeps ahold of her B-cups as she bounces while narrating her orgasm. She repeats the orgasm as she rides regular cowgirl, Mr. Maxwell gripping her hips so she doesn't rocket off of him. The duo exchange oral favors before a final plowing in missionary has Isiah creampie Kate which she retrieves with a finger and licks off.
Scene 2. Cali Carter, Rob Piper
Cali girl, Cali, has a similar conversation with Mimefreak as Kate did wherein she expresses an interest in Double Penetrations that involve a black guy and a white guy. Her tease is to a deep bass track where she shows off her incredibly toned body in powder blue panties and matching bra. She addresses the viewer directly as she exposes her rock hard nipples. That's about the time Rob strolls in naked for a quick taste of her cookie before she turns on him to inhale his limp black cock. It's not limp for too long once it is in her throat and she jumps on it quickly. It's a rapid-fire ride that she delivers to his dick, his balls slapping up onto her ass.
Her bald beaver is showcased as she rides in reverse, the F-word streaming from her mouth as their bodies smack together. Cali's muscular thighs have no problem slamming her body up and down on Mr. Piper's pecker. Rob's rod is large and black, but I can't say it's fully erect as it hangs downward when he slips out of her in doggie, his fingers forming a bridle in her mouth. Totally hard or not, he slams into her hard, pressing her down into the sofa as he does. Her juices are coating his cock as they do it in spoon, Cali's eyes ablaze as they glance across the lens - false lashes quickly shading them as she looks away. Those eyes come back into play soon enough as she drops to graciously catch his seed on her tongue which also drips to her large, spectacular breasts.
Scene 3. Kleio Valentien, Rico Strong
Kleio's interview goes down in front of a piano. She's clad in a sleeveless red dress, her inkwork on display down her arms and above her cleavage. Her smile could be featured in any number of whitening toothpaste commercials, it's astoundingly bright! Not quite "Ross from Friends bright in that one episode, but it's bright." Her ink is meticulously detailed and exquisite as it is displayed while she inserts a bulbous glass butt plug into herself. Quickly after that, Rico enters the room in jeans, sunglasses, and an oversized watch. Again, I have to bring this up: "Dudes, lose the accoutrements! This is a porn film, lose the adornments. They are fucking visually distracting." After a quick, handheld slurp job, Strong starts sliding in and out Kleio in doggie. Kleio plays with herself a bit as Rico disrobes completely, finally ditching the sunglasses but not the watch.
Kleio's Batman logos on the back of her thighs are a nice variation to the now so common red bows that girls sport as Strong powers into her with his pole. After a number of good pussy strokes, Kleio's ass is penetrated while her legs are high in the air. That's when Miss Valentien's prayers start. Valentien again abandons her front entrance in favor of her back door as she climbs onto Rico's rod and then hops off to suck his cock. After a good slurp, she's back to working her front slit on his schlong but Rico has a differing opinion. He wants more butthole action! He gets plenty of that as she rides, then sucks his cock followed by presenting it back in doggie for his drilling pleasure. It's a ball-slapping butt banging when she rolls onto her side as she begs for his ball blast on her face which of course he's happy to provide.
Scene 4. Brett Rossi, Prince Yahshua
Miss Rossi is kicking it on the couch, the soles of her Loubie's in the foreground. She's loud, exuberant, and boisterous, and stunning looking during her interview. Her tease starts on a glass and steel staircase where the camera explores her locks cascading across her face and then tilts down to her calf-covering, open-toed boots. The tease continues on a couch with some glass toy play. Moving to a different couch, Brett is joined by shirtless Prince. Since her ass is in the air, he starts with a bit of tongue teasing and has her roll over so he can get serious about it. In exchange for his efforts, she gorges on his thick, black log.
Her stiletto heels press into his leg as he enters her from the rear and he casually pushes them aside as he starts to hammer into her baldness. She does some little girl/Daddy talk as he puts his work boot on the couch to gain more leverage into her love tunnel. Her smile is stunning, her eyes engaged with his as they roll through different variations of their romping. At one point, the light in the room grows too bright and starts to wash away the details of her face but it is caught quickly and adjusted down. Her eye makeup is starting to run a bit but Yahshua isn't ready to quit because of that! He cartwheel flips her upside down, lifting her crotch to his face and his cock to hers. Dropping back to the couch, Prince bangs into her furiously, Brett is screaming loudly, her hair bouncing wildly. That's enough to bring him to climax, all over her pretty her face.
Final Thoughts: MimeFreak trains his camera on hot blonde girls getting nailed by big black studs. I picked this disc up because Brett adorns the cover. Noting that Cali was also in it made it a no-brainer. Kleio and Kate were just butter cream frosting on this delicious vanilla and devil's food dessert. MimeFreak has put out two of these Ultimate Blondes titles previously and the series seems to be going in the right direction! I'm not sure what was up with the camera handling noise at times, nor that weird light level rise in Brett's scene, but each snafu seemed to be dealt with quickly enough so I'm going to disregard those technical glitches. Overall, the action is hot and captured well. Fans of blondes and interracial action will be well served here. Each lady is joined by some of the best talent in the biz so there are no complaints there. The BTS is just extensions of the interviews each lady has with MimeFreak but it is worth looking at. Prince's reaction to MimeFreak and Brett breaking the "bad news" to him is great. I'm going with Highly Recommended on this disc. Pick it up!
~cyber5 Tweet me.