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Wireless Vibrating Mini Massager by Linglong

Studio: Other » Review by Daisy Jane » Review Date: 1/17/18

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Wireless Vibrator Mini Massager by Linglong would be a worthy addition to just about anyone’s nightstand drawer .

This pint-sized wonder packs a serious wallop, putting out much stronger vibrations than one would expect from a massager this size. There are seven different patterns of vibrations, providing the user with multiple options for personal stimulation and enjoyment. The Wireless Vibrator Mini Massager is made from a combination of non-toxic ABS (the same material used to produce Legos) and a high-quality medical-grade silicone. The bright purple silicone is a major highlight of this product and deserves recognition all of its own. It is no exaggeration to say that the smooth, soft rubbery feeling gives the Mini Massager a space-age texture that is truly unlike anything you’ve ever felt before. This is a toy that you can be proud to buy for a friend, yourself, or your significant other.

In order to provide an honest opinion about this product, I knew that I was going to have to try it out for myself. As an unpaid and unbiased reviewer, I went into the test-ride with no expectations or preconceived notions. There were no other reviews available on-line, as this is a newly released product. That being said, I was willing to give it a try and write an honest review.

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My initial impression of the Wireless Vibrator Mini Massager was that it was SO SMALL! It is similar in size to the once-popular Rabbit, but without the long cord and bulky controller. Much to my surprise, it arrived from Amazon VERY fast and was packaged discreetly, even inside the Amazon box. Although the instructions advise you to fully charge it before the first use, it came with enough charge that I was able to turn it on and see what it had in store for me later that night.

I was immediately impressed, all the way around. As previously mentioned, the medical-grade silicone was an immediate selling point for me. As someone who is extremely sensitive to latex, traditional mini massagers usually cause an excessive amount of discomfort. I was eager at the prospect of testing out a new material and I was hopeful that I could enjoy it without any concerns. Upon initially opening the package, I was struck by the completely unique shape and feeling of the product. It fit perfectly in my hand and the brightly colored silicone was practically calling out to me. There is just something indescribable about the way the silicone feels – I just couldn’t stop caressing it. It honestly feels like a cross between baby powder and the world’s softest skin. Needless to say, I couldn’t wait to try it out.

This little baby has kick. Even on the lowest setting, I was ready to cum in less than a minute. I had to turn it off before I enjoyed myself too much, too soon. As my partner and I messed around, I would periodically turn it back on and bring myself right to the brink of an orgasm…which was incredibly easy to do. When using the second, highest speed, cumming was almost instantaneous.

It got to the point where I didn’t want to stop that amazing sensation, so I just kept massaging my clit and cumming repeatedly. I am serious when I say that I have never had a toy deliver so much pure, raw pleasure. At one point, I was so turned on by the mini massager, that I turned the toy upside down and slid the handle into my pussy. I hadn’t planned on doing that, but it just felt right. The ergonomic design does so much more than just provide a comfortable grip!

This is a toy that I will keep by my bedside for years to CUM. While I have an extensive collection of sex toys, this one has taken its place at the very top of my list of favorites. As a matter of fact, I’m getting turned on just thinking about it. Hold on, give me a minute………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… ok, I’m back and much wetter than before.

In addition to it sexual prowess, this product is incredibly convenient. The 420 ah lithium battery charges with a USB cord and never needs to be replaced. This makes it convenient for taking the Wireless Vibrator Mini Massager on the road, much to the enjoyment of all the truckers out there. In addition to the fact that it charges just about anywhere, there is the added benefit of the fact that it is quiet enough that I could use it in bed without waking up my partner (although that would be sad because they would be missing a great show). I can’t sing, but if I could, I would sing the praises of this tiny beast from the top of the highest mountain. 


As someone who has a stellar reputation in the Adult Review Community, I can honestly put the DAISY JANE SEXY SEAL OF APPROVAL on the Wireless Vibrator. Do yourself/your friend/your lover a favor and buy this toy.

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