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Lana's Anal Workout

Studio: Hard X » Review by Moutasem "Mutantmo" Seyam » Review Date: 4/6/18

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Hard X carries the perfect vignette style of gonzo porn. The complete opposite of the anal epics we’re used to seeing from other anal producers. Instead, here we’re given an estimated half hour of high paced hot anal pounding action between two stars: Lana Rhoades and Danny Mountain. From the onset of the scene, I knew it would have bubbling chemistry between the two performers. Both Lana and Danny experienced and still hungry in their own ways now meeting together under the Hard X banner for some bad ass butt sex. This scene is brand spanking new so I’d update your spank bank for a great scene with the perfect duration of in and out ass banging.

The minute the intro starts your excitement should skyrocket immediately as Lana Rhoades’ upgraded frame dances in awe-inspiring fitness ensembles. She’ll vibe with the infectious electronic music that most Hard X intro teases are known for. I enjoy these openers immensely since it gets the real fans pumped to see their favorite girl work with a studio they know will bring the best out of that butt. In this case, it’s Lana Rhoades' massive ass filling our screens in this sizzling scene.

Cast: Lana Rhoades, Danny Mountain
Director: Unknown
Studio: Hard X
Condoms: No
Release Date: 4/06/18
Approx. Run Time: 36 mins.

Lana on the Elliptical.

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Hard techno music ushers in a fantastical work out for Lana Rhoades on this sunny day outdoors. Her porcelain skin shining in the rays of the radiant sun of porn valley.  Lana’s workout includes squats and typical arm bell lifts all while wearing a thin V-back bikini and white leg warmers. The treat in this tease is when Lana is walking ass naked on the elliptical machine. Every move designed to take advantage of her jiggling ass cheeks. The shadow of her magnificent frame cutting into the gray cement surrounding her.

Danny Mountain’s hands hit her ass as soon as the tease intro is over and we’re now in a room with a white couch. Mr. Mountain’s hands are voraciously caressing Lana’s butt cheeks before he stuffs his face in them.  His face is deep in those cheeks in no time in the already fast-paced scene.  After Danny’s ass feast is over he flops out his wiener to face fuck some stringers out of Lana’s throat.  She gets his cock jacked and primed before the throating of course. They both leap on the white couch behind them to start a titty fuck segment. Lana has Mountain on top of her as he slams his cock through her tits and into her mouth. This happens before the two finally start to hump each other.

Danny munching Lana's ass.

Vaginal doggy is the first of the reaming to take place with Danny slamming into that vagina to get the scene really going.  Lana egging him on to go even harder as he is already pounding away showing the very real chemistry between the two in this scene. Both of them yelling and moaning in this heated sex scene to further prove that. Danny Mountain slides his dick into her ass while they’re in doggy to finally get the anal off the ground.  From here the hard pace of the scene is fulfilled as the ass plowing progresses. Expect the hotness of Lana’s intensity to bubble with even more heat as she recites dirty dialogue like “Fuck it like it’s the last ass you’re ever going to get..”

As the anal cowgirl parts are awesome to me the best happens in the spooning anal that eventually closes off the scene. This where the slimy anal creampie occurs Danny Mountain uses Lana’s tight rectum to jack his cock off to completion. I wish the camera operator did a better job at capturing a more graphic view of the semen streaming out of Lana’s anus but alas some good shots of her creamy asshole were delivered.

Danny cumming in Lana's ass.


I can’t commend Danny Mountain and Lana Rhoades enough for the level of performance they both brought. Not only is it a Hard X scene that I’m sure will get attention among its members but it’s one of those scenes that’ll be talked about on social media for quite some time. Expect to see the Twitter-verse loaded with GIFs and stills from this hot scene as Lana Lovers never let us forget how much they love their reigning porn queen. I also am happy to see Danny Mountain bring his veteran status to the table as it compliments a porn powerhouse coupling in this scene that I can’t stress enough.  From the standard Hard X tease with thumping techno to the end finale where the seepage of nut is escaping Lana’s butt, I can’t recommend this scene enough as an anal fanatic.

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