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Brazzers House 2

Studio: Brazzers » Review by J.W. Sharp » Review Date: 5/6/18

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Genre: Reality, Lesbian, Straight, Orgy, Toys


Cast: Phoenix Marie, Abella Danger, Alexis Fawx, Nicole Aniston, Lena Paul, Luna Star, Skyla Novea, Kristina Rose, Megan Rain, Keisha Grey, Monique Alexander, Kelsi Monroe, Charles Dera, Tony Ribas, Jessy Jones, JMac, Sean Lawless, Danny Mountain, Ricky Johnson, Isiah Maxwell, Keiran Lee

Director: Unknown

Release Date: March 6, 2018

Length: 5 hrs. 6 min.

Condoms: None

Extras: This is a 2 disc release with all of the extras on the second disc which includes a 45 min. “Unseen Moments”, a cumshot comp, a photo gallery, 4 trailers and web info


Overview: 10 (really 12) pornstars! $20,000! One house! That's the premise of Brazzers' second series of their popular reality competition where fans vote for their favorite performer. It's an exhausting all out fuck fest where it's just one orgy after another filled with all kinds of technical flaws and glitches and bad editing. Sure these are some AMAZING superstars! But for five-plus hours of nonstop fucking, it's a truly mind-numbing experience.


Day One


The girls arrive one by one to the house, starting with Phoenix Marie. She's instructed to sit on the couch with a blindfold on and wait for the next girl whom she can only identify by touching. And that's exactly what Abella Danger does. She strips naked and silently lets Phoenix feel her up. And all Phoenix has to do is feel Abella's amazing and legendary ass to recognize her. One by one the girls arrive, the previous identifying the next only by feeling her. The highlight of this whole thing is amazonian Phoenix picking up a naked Alexis Fawx and carrying her to the couch. Once Monique Alexander arrives the action really begins and they have a 10 girl lesbian orgy. It's a pussy and ass licking extravaganza with Phoenix (arguably the real star of this whole thing) pulling out a strap-on and using it on most of them. She complains later about Abella Danger breaking Alexis Fawx's anal cherry. Overall this is a very good lesbian scene.


Later the fellas arrive. Charles Dera, Tony Ribas, Jessy Jones, JMac and Sean Lawless jump out of their vans and before they can even say hello the girls have their shorts down and sucking their cocks. Once inside the house, Abella Danger takes Sean Lawless upstairs and gives him a blowjob while Phoenix watches. She fucks him from behind a little bit and goes back to sucking him, but leaves him with blueballs (ripoff).


Later Kelsi Monroe arrives after another girl had to leave due to some drama that's not explained. Once she arrives she grabs Jessy Jones and makes out with him while he jiggles her ass. She feels his bulge and takes him to the shower. She presses her tits and ass against the glass before Jessy pulls his shorts down and Kelsi starts sucking his cock. In POV shot she gives him some great head as he fucks her mouth. She stands up and he fucks her ballerina style, one of her legs over his shoulder giving us a great shot of his cock fucking her pussy. She cums on his cock and sucks it off before bending over and letting him fuck her standing from behind. She sucks her juices off again and stands up to fuck ballerina style once more cumming on his cock. Jessy then sits on the toilet and Kelsi rides him, first regular cowgirl then reverse before Jessy blows his load on her face which Kelsi spits on the glass and then licks it off.


Meanwhile outside Luna Star is sucking three cocks. Monique sees this and wants in on the action taking one in her mouth and trades off with Skyla Novea. They take it inside tot he kitchen where it becomes another orgy with the guys all teaming up Skyla. She takes all of their cocks in her mouth and pussy ending with Charles Dera fucking her from behind on the counter. And while Skyla cums continuously there are no popshots from the guys.


Day Two


After a night of partying, we see Nicole Aniston talking to the camera and telling us she's already tired of this (honestly you're not the only one honey). We get some home movie footage of Charles Dera fucking Kristina Rose, everybody cooking breakfast (which vegan Nicole complains about), Luna star sticking a dildo in her ass, the guys all getting blowjobs and Megan Rain showing us her buttplug.


The girls all get their next challenge where they have to sit on a Sybian and guess one-word sexual terms. This was pretty fun to watch with Team Monique winning (wait, they're in teams now?) After the competition they have, what else, another orgy. The girls take turns sitting and cumming on the Sybians while the guys fuck the others. Highlights include Nicole Aniston riding Charles Dera while Luna Star sucks on his balls, Abella deepthroating Jessy Jones, Luna having an incredible orgasm on the Sybian before eating Phoenix's pussy until she cums, Charles making Alexis squirt with his cock before giving Nicole a creampie and Alexis sucking it out of her pussy. This is a hot if slightly chaotic orgy with really spastic editing.


After a few more home movies of more pussy eating, cock sucking and just general fucking around they get their next challenge which is all the girls having a five minute fuck session with the guys with no other girls in the scene and the scene stopping once the five-minute buzzer sounds. Starting with Abella Danger and JMac they all shoot a scene, sometimes with one guy, sometimes with all five. This is pretty good especially if you have a favorite doing her best to gain votes. My favorite was Alexis Fawx with Jessy Jones and JMac. Luna Star wears a blindfold while she fucks three guys and gets anal from Tony Ribas, and Kristina Rose and Skyla Novea do a grand job of taking all five cocks. It's also great seeing the gargantuan tomboy Phoenix being completely dominated by her three fellas. Overall this was a pretty good challenge. After Nicole Aniston's last scene the guys all get to cum with all of that built up sperm going everywhere, coating Abella Danger's face like a donut and Phoenix and Alexis snowballing Charles Dera's jizz.


Disc one ends with more home movies from them partying that night with more fucking and sucking.


Day Three


Disc two opens with more home movies of everyone fucking at breakfast before going to the beach running around topless. They receive the next challenge which is the having to give their most creative and hottest blowjob in one minute. The first is Megan Rain who does a standing 69 with JMac. Alexis Fawx makes a sundae of Tony Ribas' dick by squirting chocolate syrup and whipped cream on it and sucking it off. Monique Alexander lies over Tony Ribas' shoulder to suck him. Luna Star does a handstand while she sucks Tony Ribas' cock. And in the end Megan Rain and Luna Star win the challenge. And what do they win? Why, they get to fuck Tony Ribas and JMac of course. So they each take turns sucking each their dicks, Luna bending backward to suck JMac and Megan doing her standing 69 with Tony. Megan then starts riding Tony, Tony pounding her pussy from underneath and JMac fucking Luna ballerina style while she eats Megan's pussy and sucks Tony's cock. They then switch and Luna rides Tony while Megan sucks JMac's cock. Tony then fingerbangs Luna's pussy and makes her squirt while Megan licks it up with JMac fucking doggy style.


Tony then spoons Luna and fucks her from the side until they both climb up and ride the guys. JMac pounds Megan's pussy from underneath until she squirts on the camera and then picks her up and fucks her standing. He then puts her down and piledrives her while Tony fucks Luna doggy style. Luna sucks Megan's cum off of JMac's cock while Megan sucks Luna's off of Tony's. Tony then spoons Megan on the floor while JMac fucks Luna standing before he piledrives her with his dick while Megan sucks her cum off of Tony. Tony then fucks Megan doggy style before flipping her over and fucking her missionary while JMac fucks Luna doggy style. They all start spooning, the guys fucking the girls from the side and JMac fucks Luna missionary. Megan then climbs up on top of Tony and rides him, grinding her pussy on his cock when she jumps off and Tony FINALLY cums in her mouth and face, Megan sucking and licking it all off of his cock. Luna meanwhile is riding JMac and eventually, he too shoots off in her mouth, Megan running over to catch some of it.


If you're not spent by that scene, then guess what we get to go to the next scene which is, what else, ANOTHER ORGY! Starting off with the girls giving the guys blowjobs in the pool they decide to take it inside where it's just a menagerie of naked bodies fucking each other. Everyone and I mean everyone is in on it. It's just a nonstop barrage of cock sucking, pussy eating and fucking with countless orgasms from the ladies. There's WAAAY too much going on to describe here. If you love orgies though, welcome to Heaven.


Day Four


It's the finale and we're down to the last five (wait, when were the others voted off). Master of ceremonies Keiran Lee converts with them and they recap their favorite moments. I really liked this part because it's the girls being real and truly introducing themselves to their fans. For the finale Keiran tells them they have to have a lesbian playtime, meaning a five-minute lesbian orgy. They start by creating a circular daisy chain and go from there, licking and fingerbanging each other for five minutes. They then have a five minute Sybian challenge where they each have to ride a Sybian and have the best orgasm I guess. Then they have to break a giant “Z” shaped pinata containing a bunch of dildos and use them on each other for ten minutes. After that, a guy or guys come in every two minutes and they have to fuck them. Eventually, all of the guys are there plus two extra, Ricky Johnson and Isaiah Maxwell, making it another all-out orgy (SMH). And needless to say, they all fuck each other to the end (FINALLY).


And after all of this, after over five hours of mindless orgiastic fucking, the winner is.....NOBODY! That's right, Brazzers doesn't even tell us who the fans chose. Sigh.


Final Thoughts: I have to say I'm more disappointed than anything with this. I really liked the first series which was much more organized. Each episode was an hour long with real reality show type challenges on the first half followed by a good to great Brazzers style fuck scene the second half. It had much more substance and was flat out entertaining. This is an unorganized, poorly edited clusterfuck of a release. Let's just take a bunch of pornstars, through them in a room and see what happens. Now I know most porn fans are like, “What's wrong with that?” Well, nothing for the first 30 or so minutes. But for five hours? Look, the stars are amazing and there are hundreds of strokable moments in this one, but a little bit of it goes a LONG way. Definitely, avoid the dvd and just Watch On Demand. Only take it in small doses.

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